Summary: Water balloon fights, the attack on the aliens continues… people aren't as innocent as they may seem.
A/N: Since this ended up being a very long chapter when I finished it, I decided to make it two shorter chapters just because it worked out better in my perspective. There's something I put into it too about one of Teryl Rothery's (Janet) stage performances... if you don't understand, don't worry about it.
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Sam slipped on the tile floor and hit her head on the wall.
"Ow!! Gah!" She winced at the throbbing pain in her head. Sam lay there, curled in a ball. She gritted her teeth as she sat up and positioned herself with her back against the wall. She felt the side of her head for the wound.
"Ouch!"
Found it. She pulled her hand away and looked at it.
"No blood. Okay, then that's better."
She managed to stand up. She overcome by dizziness but it slowly faded away.
"Have to find that gun." She carefully made her way up the stairs and walked into Cassie's room.
"Nice… room, this will prove helpful in finding the water gun," she looked at the unusually clean room. She must have cleaned her room at least yesterday. Sam was surprised it stayed clean for that long. She went to the closet and opened it up to see a pile of stuff that she assumed was previous scattered across the room. She had a lot of digging to do.
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"Daniel, hurry up!!!" Jack called while being ambushed by water balloons. "Daniel!!!!"
"I'm comin', I'm comin'. Almost there." Daniel filled the last of the balloons that would fit in two large buckets. He tied up the balloon and put it in the bucket. He ran as fast as he could to the tree house.
"We should have enough to last us for awhile. Ever play baseball? Football?"
"I played a year of baseball, but no football."
"Okay, that'll have to do."
*Splash*
"That's cold!!!"
A water balloon came down on Daniel's back.
"That's why I told you to hurry up."
Daniel threw a balloon; it went straight through the window.
"You know you're not getting out alive, Jonas!!" Jack yelled.
"Not if I can help it!!" Jonas stuck his head out of the window and shouted from above.
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"I better get the water gun on the pool deck; hopefully Sam found the other one." Janet ran out of the garage, around the side of the house, and up to the pool deck. She looked around the pool area. It was all the way on the other side of the pool deck. Fearing attack, she crouched down and made her way to the super-soaker. It was almost empty. She looked up as she immersed the super-soaker into the water. After it filled, she stayed low and made her way to the stairs. Once she got there, she ran down the stairs and in to the garage, hoping to find Sam there.
"Where is she?" Janet found the garage empty. She walked into the house, turned the corner and ran up the stairs to Cassie's room.
"So the closet is where she keeps all her room junk." Janet stood at the doorway, looking at the figure sitting down in front of the messy closet.
"Is that the other gun?" Sam asked.
"No, this is the one I had before," Janet said.
"Check under the bed."
"Nothing."
"I think I found it." Sam reached into the corner of the closet and pulled out a neon colored super-soaker.
"Let's get him." Janet bolted out of the room and rushed down the stairs.
Sam shouted as she came down the stairs, "Don't run! It's slippery!"
"C'mon Sam, hurry up!" Janet called from the bottom of the stairs.
"I slipped and hit my head on the floor, okay? I'm taking my time."
"Well, I would ask if you were alright, but I know the answer. Do you have a bump on your head?"
"Uhhh, yeah. Nasty bump." Sam walked down the stairs.
"Sam, we've got a Jaffa to catch. I'll look at your head later. Pick up the pace a little."
"Fine, alright." She slowly grinned. "Let's go." She ran down the stairs but cautiously walked out the back door.
"Wait!" Sam said before they were out, "I gotta fill it."
"Blondie."
"Midget."
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After hiding under the pool deck for a while, Teal'c decided to make use of himself. He emerged and ran over to the attack on Jonas at the tree house. Sam and Janet were nowhere in sight.
"Teal'c, what are you doing?" Jonas shouted, "I thought you were on my side! You gave me the film to take the pictures! Quit changing sides!!"
By that time Jack and Daniel stopped throwing and looked straight at Teal'c.
"T-man?" Jack smiled, "You are so dead now!" He pulled a water balloon from behind his back and threw it at Teal'c. They went at it while Jonas saw this as the perfect time to escape.
"You're not getting away that easily Jonas." Daniel grabbed his arm and broke a balloon over his head... They went at it.
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"Almost done Sam?" Janet asked. Sam was over by the sink filling up the water gun. Janet was at the kitchen door-wall looking out into the backyard.
"Just a little bit more."
"Teal'c went over by the rest of the guys."
"He did??" Sam looked up after she closed the container. She set the gun down as she ran to the door, "It looks like it's now Daniel vs. Jonas, Jack vs. Teal'c."
"All the guys are in one area at one time. Revenge on 'em all. Annie, get your gun."
"Sam."
"Whatever."
Sam got the gun and they ran out the door into the backyard. They charged the men and caused a full out battle.
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A/N: Yay! Still like it?
