Waiting for Minako
by DDFA (Mark A Page)
Part Five - The Book
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Scene: Makoto and Ami, sitting on a brick wall in an empty park,
somewhere in Tokyo. In the background are the sounds of distant
explosions and various emergency vehicles. There is smoke blowing
across the sky from somewhere in another part of town. Both Makoto
and Ami have slightly concerned expressions on their faces.
Makoto: She's probably hiding around the corner, having a good
laugh at our expense.
Ami: Yes. yes, she probably is.
Makoto: That bloody cow! I bet she's just over there, behind
that row of bushes, chuckling away all to herself.
Ami: Yes.
Makoto: Some friend she is, doing this to us. Why I ought to
give her the pounding of her life.
Ami: Hmm.
Makoto: I'd like to see her get out of this one. She's probably
turn up with that sickening smile on her face, all
innocent. As if we didn't know what was going on.
Ami: Hmm.
Makoto: Well, she's got another think coming if she tries to
outwit Kino Makoto. Yessiree.
Ami: Yes.
Makoto: Hehehe. Just you wait, you blond ditz. These fists are
for you!
Ami: Hai.
Makoto: .....
Ami: .....
Makoto: Don't just pull out a book like that and start reading
when I'm trying to talk to you.
Ami: Hmm.
Makoto: It's so rude.
Ami: Hai.
Makoto: Are you listening to me?
Ami: Hmm.
Makoto: You're not listening to me, are you?
Ami: Hmm.
Makoto: Hey Ami, wanna date with Umino?
Ami: Hai.
Makoto: Did you get to sleep with Urawa-san?
Ami: Hmm.
Makoto: Do you like swimming nude in chocolate custard?
Ami: Yes.
Makoto: Is Rei a self-obsessed pyromaniac?
Ami: Hmm.
Makoto: Does Minako give headjobs to all the boys in the
locker room?
Ami: Hmm?
Makoto: I see you've finally woken up.
Ami: Does Minako do WHAT?
Makoto: Well, at least you can still be roused out of your
bookworm fugue, if nothing else.
Ami: Mako-chan, that's sick! How could you say such a
thing about Mina-chan?
Makoto: It's a good thing you didn't pay attention to all
the other things I said, then.
Ami: Like what?
Makoto: Forget it. It isn't important.
Ami: Mako-chan....
Makoto: What's your book about?
Ami: Hmm?
Makoto: What's your book about?
Ami: You mean this book?
Makoto: Yes, that book. Can you see any other books lying
about?
Ami: There's no need to be rude.
Makoto: Sorry.
Ami: If you're vaguely interested, it happens to be an
educational summary on the life cycle of the garden
snail.
Makoto: You're right, I was only vaguely interested.
Ami: To which I say it is extremely slow reading.
Makoto: .....
Ami: .....
Makoto: .....
Ami: .....
Makoto: You're pulling my leg, aren't you?
Ami: .....
Makoto: .....
Ami: .....
Makoto: .....
Ami: Yes.
Makoto: Why, you little....
Ami: Ah ah ah.... Settle down, now. Remember why we're
here.
Makoto: .....
Ami: .....
Makoto: To wait for Minako?
Ami: Good guess. Ten points for Mako-chan.
Makoto: She's really late, you know.
Ami: Hmm.
Makoto: Really, really late.
Ami: Hmm.
Makoto: Will you stop zoning off into your book and pay more
attention to me?
END OF PART 5
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Will Minako ever arrive? Is Ami really reading a book, or is it all
a figment of Makoto's and Ami's imaginations? Stay tuned for the
next exciting installment of the enthralling wait by Makoto and Ami,
in "Waiting for Minako", sponsored by Deathtrap Airlines, where
flying isn't just a pleasure, it's a nightmare experience. ^_^
_________
/ @ \ DDFA (The Right Dishonourable Mark A Page)
/ / ^ ^ \ \ ayanami@internode.on.net
/\
\/ \/
\___________/
/_/ \_\ PU
by DDFA (Mark A Page)
Part Five - The Book
--------------------------------------------------------------------
Scene: Makoto and Ami, sitting on a brick wall in an empty park,
somewhere in Tokyo. In the background are the sounds of distant
explosions and various emergency vehicles. There is smoke blowing
across the sky from somewhere in another part of town. Both Makoto
and Ami have slightly concerned expressions on their faces.
Makoto: She's probably hiding around the corner, having a good
laugh at our expense.
Ami: Yes. yes, she probably is.
Makoto: That bloody cow! I bet she's just over there, behind
that row of bushes, chuckling away all to herself.
Ami: Yes.
Makoto: Some friend she is, doing this to us. Why I ought to
give her the pounding of her life.
Ami: Hmm.
Makoto: I'd like to see her get out of this one. She's probably
turn up with that sickening smile on her face, all
innocent. As if we didn't know what was going on.
Ami: Hmm.
Makoto: Well, she's got another think coming if she tries to
outwit Kino Makoto. Yessiree.
Ami: Yes.
Makoto: Hehehe. Just you wait, you blond ditz. These fists are
for you!
Ami: Hai.
Makoto: .....
Ami: .....
Makoto: Don't just pull out a book like that and start reading
when I'm trying to talk to you.
Ami: Hmm.
Makoto: It's so rude.
Ami: Hai.
Makoto: Are you listening to me?
Ami: Hmm.
Makoto: You're not listening to me, are you?
Ami: Hmm.
Makoto: Hey Ami, wanna date with Umino?
Ami: Hai.
Makoto: Did you get to sleep with Urawa-san?
Ami: Hmm.
Makoto: Do you like swimming nude in chocolate custard?
Ami: Yes.
Makoto: Is Rei a self-obsessed pyromaniac?
Ami: Hmm.
Makoto: Does Minako give headjobs to all the boys in the
locker room?
Ami: Hmm?
Makoto: I see you've finally woken up.
Ami: Does Minako do WHAT?
Makoto: Well, at least you can still be roused out of your
bookworm fugue, if nothing else.
Ami: Mako-chan, that's sick! How could you say such a
thing about Mina-chan?
Makoto: It's a good thing you didn't pay attention to all
the other things I said, then.
Ami: Like what?
Makoto: Forget it. It isn't important.
Ami: Mako-chan....
Makoto: What's your book about?
Ami: Hmm?
Makoto: What's your book about?
Ami: You mean this book?
Makoto: Yes, that book. Can you see any other books lying
about?
Ami: There's no need to be rude.
Makoto: Sorry.
Ami: If you're vaguely interested, it happens to be an
educational summary on the life cycle of the garden
snail.
Makoto: You're right, I was only vaguely interested.
Ami: To which I say it is extremely slow reading.
Makoto: .....
Ami: .....
Makoto: .....
Ami: .....
Makoto: You're pulling my leg, aren't you?
Ami: .....
Makoto: .....
Ami: .....
Makoto: .....
Ami: Yes.
Makoto: Why, you little....
Ami: Ah ah ah.... Settle down, now. Remember why we're
here.
Makoto: .....
Ami: .....
Makoto: To wait for Minako?
Ami: Good guess. Ten points for Mako-chan.
Makoto: She's really late, you know.
Ami: Hmm.
Makoto: Really, really late.
Ami: Hmm.
Makoto: Will you stop zoning off into your book and pay more
attention to me?
END OF PART 5
--------------------------------------------------------------------
Will Minako ever arrive? Is Ami really reading a book, or is it all
a figment of Makoto's and Ami's imaginations? Stay tuned for the
next exciting installment of the enthralling wait by Makoto and Ami,
in "Waiting for Minako", sponsored by Deathtrap Airlines, where
flying isn't just a pleasure, it's a nightmare experience. ^_^
_________
/ @ \ DDFA (The Right Dishonourable Mark A Page)
/ / ^ ^ \ \ ayanami@internode.on.net
/\
\/ \/
\___________/
/_/ \_\ PU
