~7:00 PM, Sunday~
Remus stood by the Slytherin Common Room entrance. He was under the invisibility cloak, making no movements, and standing in a spot where no one usually went; but came dangerously close to him. He couldn't believe that not one Slytherin had entered the common room yet.
Finally, he spotted Lucius and Narcissa making coming toward him. For some odd reason, Lucius paused, right beside Remus. Remus made a mental note that Lucius was uncomfortably close, and that he reeked of hair spray. Remus had to keep himself from gagging on the fumes. This would explain why Narcissa never stands too close to him.
"I forgot the password, Lucius." Narcissa said, standing in front of the portrait. Lucius rolled his eyes, advancing toward Narcissa.
He looked around, making sure no one was watching, and said, "You forgot it again? It's SERPENT you fool!, How did you manage to get into Slytherin anyway? I don't understand how anyone could forget that."
The common room portrait swung open upon Lucius's command, and the two stepped into the common room, Narcissa pouting.
Remus took the cloak off and made his way back to the Gryffindor common room.
"Well? What is it?" Sirius said casually, watching Remus as he entered the common room and handed him the invisibility cloak.
"Serpent." Lupin said with a sigh. Sirius brought the cloak up into the dorms and put it back into James's trunk. When he went back down into the common room, James was there.
"Snape was pissed when he realized what I did to Vylette. I can imagine why he's dating her; she can remove almost any hex." James said, then added with a grin, "And seeing as he gets hexed so much..."
Sirius laughed, "But I don't see what she sees in him. Who would want to be with that Greasy git.."
James looked disgusted, "They almost kissed."
Sirius laughed more, "I suppose that's when you put the charm on her? Poor Snape, you probably ruined his only chance at getting a kiss."
"Why are we discussing Snape's love life?" Remus said, staring into the fire. The two boys peered at him, and Peter came into the room.
"So when are you going to cut Lucius's hair off?" James inquired, taking a seat on the couch. Peter sat down on the other end of the couch, and Sirius plopped into a chair facing them.
"Tonight. Remus told me the password. Imagine; Serpent. It's as if the Slytherins are too dumb to remember anything else." Sirius said, with a smirk.
"Actually, Narcissa couldn't remember it. Got a good lecture from Lucius about it." Lupin said, still staring into the fire as if it were the most interesting thing in the world. James and Sirius laughed.
"I don't blame her, I can barely remember our own password." Peter said, looking stupidly at the laughing boys.
"Are you that dense, Peter? How hard is it to remember?" James said seriously, staring at him.
The boys sat chatting, insulting slytherins and making jokes, until after curfew, when Sirius was to set his plan into action.
"Serpent" Sirius muttered, and the portrait to the Slytherin Common room swung open. Sirius, still under the invisibility cloak, stepped inside. James wanted to come, but Sirius said it'd be easier to do by himself.
Sirius kept the cloak on as he walked up the stairs, silently, into the 7th year dorms. He then proceeded to sneak over to Lucius's bed. He grinned, thinking, This is going to be easy. His hair is sprawled all over his pillow. He managed not to chuckle as he pulled the cloak off him. He removed a pair of scissors from his robes.
Then, very quietly, he gently took a glob of Lucius's soft, blonde hair (not wanting to wake up), and began cutting. He left the hair sprawled upon Lucius's pillow as he finished.
Sirius pulled the invisibility cloak back over him and snuck out of the Slytherin dorms. Half way back to the Gryffindor common room, he stopped in his tracks and backed against the wall, hearing someone coming. He held his breath.
Quiet chatter and the clicking of shoes came closer as Sirius saw Serverus and Vylette approaching. Sirius decided to have some fun.
"Snape." He said, in a low, calm voice. Vylette and Snape stopped walking.
"Sounds like Black." Severus muttered, "I bet he's using that damned invisibility cloak."
"What would he be doing down here?" Vylette whispered.
"The odds are he's retaliating. Better be careful when I get to my dorms." Severus said quietly.
"Smart-asses." Muttered Sirius, pulling his wand out and starting to mutter a hex.
"Protego!" Vylette whispered. Sirius heard her, and knowing exactly what that shielding charm does, he stopped in mid-hex.
He muttered, "Bitch," before clicking off down the hall.
"I'll kill him-" Severus started.
"Don't be silly, Severus." Vylette grinned, "Coming from him, that's probably a compliment," She looked into his eyes, "Considering his Animagus form."
"Why do you think I want to kill him?" Severus hissed.
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Sirius snuck back into his dorm and pulled the invisibility cloak off. James, Remus, and Peter were waiting up for him.
"Well?" James asked, grinning.
"He's going to be horror-stricken when he wakes up in the morning." Sirius said, with a smirk.
"What did you do with his hair?" Remus asked quietly.
"I left it where it fell." Sirius smirked.
"He's going to cry when he wakes up and sees his hair all over his bed." James grinned.
"Yeah, it'll take him months to get the hair off." Peter said, grinning too. James, Remus, and Sirius just looked at him.
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~Next Morning~
There was a loud scream coming from the 7th year boy's dorm. It woke the entire Slytherin house up.
"MY HAIR!! MY HAIR!!" Lucius howled, off his bed and falling onto his knees, looking like someone who just lost their one true love. Which was true, in Lucius's case.
"Relax, It'll grow back." Severus said calmly, sitting up in bed, unable to stop a grin from creeping over his face as he took in the scene before him.
Remus stood by the Slytherin Common Room entrance. He was under the invisibility cloak, making no movements, and standing in a spot where no one usually went; but came dangerously close to him. He couldn't believe that not one Slytherin had entered the common room yet.
Finally, he spotted Lucius and Narcissa making coming toward him. For some odd reason, Lucius paused, right beside Remus. Remus made a mental note that Lucius was uncomfortably close, and that he reeked of hair spray. Remus had to keep himself from gagging on the fumes. This would explain why Narcissa never stands too close to him.
"I forgot the password, Lucius." Narcissa said, standing in front of the portrait. Lucius rolled his eyes, advancing toward Narcissa.
He looked around, making sure no one was watching, and said, "You forgot it again? It's SERPENT you fool!, How did you manage to get into Slytherin anyway? I don't understand how anyone could forget that."
The common room portrait swung open upon Lucius's command, and the two stepped into the common room, Narcissa pouting.
Remus took the cloak off and made his way back to the Gryffindor common room.
"Well? What is it?" Sirius said casually, watching Remus as he entered the common room and handed him the invisibility cloak.
"Serpent." Lupin said with a sigh. Sirius brought the cloak up into the dorms and put it back into James's trunk. When he went back down into the common room, James was there.
"Snape was pissed when he realized what I did to Vylette. I can imagine why he's dating her; she can remove almost any hex." James said, then added with a grin, "And seeing as he gets hexed so much..."
Sirius laughed, "But I don't see what she sees in him. Who would want to be with that Greasy git.."
James looked disgusted, "They almost kissed."
Sirius laughed more, "I suppose that's when you put the charm on her? Poor Snape, you probably ruined his only chance at getting a kiss."
"Why are we discussing Snape's love life?" Remus said, staring into the fire. The two boys peered at him, and Peter came into the room.
"So when are you going to cut Lucius's hair off?" James inquired, taking a seat on the couch. Peter sat down on the other end of the couch, and Sirius plopped into a chair facing them.
"Tonight. Remus told me the password. Imagine; Serpent. It's as if the Slytherins are too dumb to remember anything else." Sirius said, with a smirk.
"Actually, Narcissa couldn't remember it. Got a good lecture from Lucius about it." Lupin said, still staring into the fire as if it were the most interesting thing in the world. James and Sirius laughed.
"I don't blame her, I can barely remember our own password." Peter said, looking stupidly at the laughing boys.
"Are you that dense, Peter? How hard is it to remember?" James said seriously, staring at him.
The boys sat chatting, insulting slytherins and making jokes, until after curfew, when Sirius was to set his plan into action.
"Serpent" Sirius muttered, and the portrait to the Slytherin Common room swung open. Sirius, still under the invisibility cloak, stepped inside. James wanted to come, but Sirius said it'd be easier to do by himself.
Sirius kept the cloak on as he walked up the stairs, silently, into the 7th year dorms. He then proceeded to sneak over to Lucius's bed. He grinned, thinking, This is going to be easy. His hair is sprawled all over his pillow. He managed not to chuckle as he pulled the cloak off him. He removed a pair of scissors from his robes.
Then, very quietly, he gently took a glob of Lucius's soft, blonde hair (not wanting to wake up), and began cutting. He left the hair sprawled upon Lucius's pillow as he finished.
Sirius pulled the invisibility cloak back over him and snuck out of the Slytherin dorms. Half way back to the Gryffindor common room, he stopped in his tracks and backed against the wall, hearing someone coming. He held his breath.
Quiet chatter and the clicking of shoes came closer as Sirius saw Serverus and Vylette approaching. Sirius decided to have some fun.
"Snape." He said, in a low, calm voice. Vylette and Snape stopped walking.
"Sounds like Black." Severus muttered, "I bet he's using that damned invisibility cloak."
"What would he be doing down here?" Vylette whispered.
"The odds are he's retaliating. Better be careful when I get to my dorms." Severus said quietly.
"Smart-asses." Muttered Sirius, pulling his wand out and starting to mutter a hex.
"Protego!" Vylette whispered. Sirius heard her, and knowing exactly what that shielding charm does, he stopped in mid-hex.
He muttered, "Bitch," before clicking off down the hall.
"I'll kill him-" Severus started.
"Don't be silly, Severus." Vylette grinned, "Coming from him, that's probably a compliment," She looked into his eyes, "Considering his Animagus form."
"Why do you think I want to kill him?" Severus hissed.
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Sirius snuck back into his dorm and pulled the invisibility cloak off. James, Remus, and Peter were waiting up for him.
"Well?" James asked, grinning.
"He's going to be horror-stricken when he wakes up in the morning." Sirius said, with a smirk.
"What did you do with his hair?" Remus asked quietly.
"I left it where it fell." Sirius smirked.
"He's going to cry when he wakes up and sees his hair all over his bed." James grinned.
"Yeah, it'll take him months to get the hair off." Peter said, grinning too. James, Remus, and Sirius just looked at him.
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~Next Morning~
There was a loud scream coming from the 7th year boy's dorm. It woke the entire Slytherin house up.
"MY HAIR!! MY HAIR!!" Lucius howled, off his bed and falling onto his knees, looking like someone who just lost their one true love. Which was true, in Lucius's case.
"Relax, It'll grow back." Severus said calmly, sitting up in bed, unable to stop a grin from creeping over his face as he took in the scene before him.
