Silver-Stampede: So, I've been thinking about what should happen in the next chapter...

All: Groan.

Legato pouts.

S-S: What's with him?

Midvalley:  He's still cold and wet from last chapter's intro.

S-S: uhhhh...hey' where's my Iced coffee?

Vash: I have an idea for the next chapter!

S-S: Vash?

Vash: We could all get kicked out of school, and run away to a place where our conversation is "Unscripted."  and the sexiest survive?

S-S: Anyone who hasn't been watching prime time TV?

Asuka: Why am I still here?! The world could be ending, and I never got to make out with Kaji!!!

S-S: Oi...

E.G.: you could have me be the stud of the school!

S-S: Then what would Knives do?

E.G.: Well, he could--

S-S: Shut up you fool!

Millie: I'm hungry.

S-S: ok, so here's my idea,

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Millie sat in the middle of the room that way she could observe everything around her. A little trick she'd learned from her sisters and brothers. She thought about the talk with Knives earlier that morning. He really wouldn't be that bad, if he weren't a total egomaniac....Him and Brittany waters.....she thinks she's so perfect, and the size zero.......but the...... Millie's train of thought left her behind, which was for her benefit, anyways, when she looked up to see who was seated next to her. "Oh....Dominique.....what a nice...err...." Dominique smiled and tossed her hair. "Millie, I don't know how you put up with that Vash!" "Well, he seems to want to put up with you." "WHAT?!?!?!" Millie leaned over. "Y'a know, he digs you. " "Pardon e moi?" "He likes you.." "Vash........."Likes" Me....????" The teacher entered, and set his jacket on the table. " Ok class, we'll be working on an abridged version of.." "I'll tell you later.." Millie said, snapping back to her seat.

Knives was still mulling over what Nick said. A.....Guy??!?!? So, that's what he no......He and Midvalley.....nah....Nick's a theater geek, but not a fag....... He  watched as a couple of his friends entered the room 5 minutes late. "Mr. Stevens, I do believe you're late." The boy adjusted his letterman jacket and grinned. "I was working out."  He waved to Knives, and then sat down beside him. Yes, Demeitrus Stevens, was a jock, and a junior, and girls swooned over him. He was also a complete idiot.  Knives realized this, since their class was a freshman class. "Yo, there Millions!"  Nick looked away distractedly....he couldn't wait to see Midvalley again.... just then he felt as if he'd been punched in the arm, and realized that Demitrius had just thrown an apple towards the garbage can, and missed. "Oww." He said, looking sadly at him and Knives. Knives, was among the people of his  choice, and was laughing too.

Legato sneered at the person next to him. The  boy who'd been all over Nicholas that morning...He seems nice enough.....for someone who'd go out with the likes of Nick. Legato noticed the boy smiling at him "Yes...?" He asked, looking out of the corner of his eye. "So, You're Legato Bluesummers...The Augusta High Freshman "Goth?"  Legato raised his lip in disgust. "I don't appreciate being labeled." Midvalley feigned a hurt look "Oh...Well, It's not like  I'd know what it was like to be labeled...." He stared right into Legato's eyes. "Why do you insist on speaking to me anyway?"  Legato retorted. Midvalley grinned. "Well, you just seem like you'd like some friends." Legato glanced at his "Groupies" ("Hoppard" "Ryan Deas" And "Eugene") and almost laughed. "They're sufficient." He said finally. Midvalley just grinned. "Suit yourself, buddy." And with that, the vaguely Stuck-in-the-70's looking Junior turned around and stared at the teacher. 

Meryl spent the whole period in American history, mouthing off about how her great grandfather was Christopher Columbus's best friend. Vash just sat there, wishing she'd shut up. "I've gotta go to the potty!" He exclaimed when she began to speak about how torn her great grandfather was once Christopher wouldn't let him board the "Santa-Maria"  The teacher threw Vash a "Take-me-with-you" Look and nodded, as Vash opened the door and headed down the hall.. He looked in on the English lab, and saw Millie leaning over Dominique. It's nice that Dominique and Millie are becoming so close, maybe Millie can put in a word for me. The sound of the bell made Vash jump and he headed back to the American history room, to get his backpack.

Knives rolled his eyes and put his stuff in his bag. "What uh....do you have next....like...bro dude?" Asked Demitrius.  Knives Smiled faintly, "Health class." "Whoa...like....tough luck." Knives  headed out into the hall, right behind Nicholas.  Nick saw Midvalley and-Ran and jumped into his arms. "What the Fuck?" Knives asked out loud. Nick looked at Knives and remembered his hate for anyone different than him.  Legato Grinned and walked by. Nick Whispered something to Midvalley, and the two of them hurried off to drama.

Knives felt like all the air had just been vomited out of him. He still felt shaken when he walked to his next class.  As soon as he walked in a bouncing Size zero waist, and a pink turtleneck sweater bombarded him. "KNIVESY!!!!!!!!!" She screamed and jumped into his arms. Knives set Brittany down, and sat in an empty desk. he was soon surrounded by a set of five matching 14 yr old girl butts. all wearing the same GAP Blue jeans,  and different colored pastel Turtle neck sweaters. Upon his closer observation, all five girls had their 3-inches-below-shoulder-lenght hair pulled into a bubbly ponytail. The red head, the black haired one, the corn-rowed with extensions one, the brunette, and Brittany the blonde, all looked like there was some sort of human cookie cutter that was used to create them.

Vash Smiled as he discarded his bag, at the door for Drama. He stood in the center of the room and stretched. Soon, a large group of sophisticated upperclassmen, and a few sophomores, entered the room.  He waved at them, and cheerfully greeted them with a closed eyed grin.  Nick and Midvalley arrived, hands in the other's back pockets. Both of them looked slightly intimidated by something.  The Drama Teacher, Ms. Gould, Bounced into the room. "Good Morning and Good Day!" She said. A woman of about 45, she looked not a day younger than 20, and acted, that of a 17 yr old. She ran around shaking the hands of all the freshman. When she got to Vash she patted him on the spiky hair also. "I like this, you have allot of stuff going on up here!" She said, before turning to Midvalley. "You look....New, but too old to be a freshie!" Midvalley grinned broadly. "Midvalley Salino." "Well, Mr. Salino, You've got a Beautiful face." She let him blush before turning to Nick. "You must be Nicholas D. Wolfwood." Nick looked out from underneath his shaggy hair. "That's me!" She set her hand on his shoulder, "I'm looking forward to working with you, and I've heard that voice!" Nick looked at Vash sideways. "Voice?" Asked a couple of older girls. Nick turned to them "Yes, I sing..." "COOL!" Said one of them. "Oh, are you in a band?" Another asked. Ms. Gould took the center of the room and threw her hands in the air. "Yes, We're blessed by the presence of the members of  "_______" one of the girls squealed. "I saw you guys last month!" Ms. Gould smiled knowingly, and stood in the center of the room, once again.."Let's start with a get to know-each other-game?"

Dominique and Millie both had health second period. they made their way into the room, and Millie froze. "K-Knives?"  He looked up, and almost relived to see Millie. Dominique grabbed Millie's arm. "Is that vat's brother?" "Yeah...I'll introduce you. " Millie sat down in the desk next to Knives. "Hey......?"  Knive's wasn't looking at Millie, he was staring past her, at Eugene Gunther Mine, the poser who hung out with Legato, who'd just pinched Brittany's  little bum.

Millie followed his eyes, and wondered where the teacher who was supposed to be teaching this class was.  Knives stood up, and walked, calm as day over to E.G.. He cracked his knuckled, and Brittany stood in front of him. "I don't want you to like kill him or anything, like, I'm feeling all like suffocated and like everything, so, I think we should like spend some time apart...." Knives looked down to her. "Two...fucking....minutes...ago..." He said, his strong speaking voice completely unwavering, unlike his emotions. "You were jumping up and down in front of me, over joyed to see me. " He paused. "Never mind." The platinum blonde went back to his seat. Millie watched him with concern. "You gonna be ok?"

The drama class had been going on with a bunch of  two person improvs, for about 8 minutes, before, the door creaked open. Ms. Gould went over and shut it. She'd  almost sat down again, when the door opened once again. "That...." She started, but never finished. Into the room came a tall blue haired gothic dream. "Legato." Nick gasped, unintentionally. "Sorry, I'm late."  He said finally. A couple girls fell to the ground.  Midvalley quivered all through his body...."Well, what an intro...." Ms. Gould said uneasily. She  smiled, why don't you and Mr. Salino work the next scene....?"  Nick looked longingly at Legato, and then watched Middie, walk up to him.

Midvalley (pacing.)

Enter Legato

L: Why did you come here?

M: What do you mean!?

L: I know why you're here.

M(looking worried) :Y-you d-d-o?

L: I know...Everything.

M: Well, that's a relief.

L: How could it be?

M: Because, then you understand.

Midvalley walked towards Legato, which backed up.

L: U-understand?

M: Yes, You'd understand what I'm about to do next.

L: Well, I would, but why be so hasty?

M: Don't you want me to be?

L: Well, if you must...(he closes his eyes.)

M:(whispering so none of the class can hear): I saw you checking me out earlier. (Louder.) You smell like her!

L: (Whisper) You wish. (Louder) Kill me if you must.

 Ms. Gould clapped, and the onstage tension between the two was released.

Millie Looked at her watch....20 minutes late, was the Teacher. Knives was just staring out.

She's a bitch. Legato has every right to hat me, and her......But I'm so much better without her, her and her manufactured friends.Legato'll have a field day once he  learns who she's with now. Hell, there might even be  blood shed. But whose blood will be shed, and who will be shedding it?  I'm sure he's not so bad, He seems really sweet, underneath his  dark shell hell we could kill "Gunther" Together...Legato and I side by side......wow..... the thought of that  made him break out in a cold sweat.

Nick grinned....He patted Midvalley on the back, and whispered "Great job up there honey!"  Midvalley looked at him with a look of, 'top that one!' Ms. Gould stood center."...all right, let's see what you two can do, Vash, and Nicholas...."  Nick stood center and waited...

Nick: Doo...dooo.....dooo!

Enter Vash, grinning happily.

Nick: You wouldn't...happen to have the time?

Vash: The time......ahhh yes, the time for love!

Nick: Whoa buddy, we just met.

Vash(Waving that thought away): No, I'm off to see m'lady!

Nick: Well, have fun.

Vash: But the bus to her house doesn't leave for three days.

Nick: So.....why are you here now?

Vash: Well, I couldn't wait to see her....

Nick: Man, you're crazy.(Begins to walk away.)

Vash: Crazy...?(Follows) Yes, Crazy with my love for her!

Nick: No, just crazy!

Vash:Well, you're pretty quick to judge there, buddy.

Nick: Don't....call me buddy.....

Vash: I wouldn't have to, if you told me your name.

Nick: Well why should I in the first place?

"excellent...." Ms.Gould said. "but we're almost out of time...." the bell rang, and the students filed one by one into the hallway.....

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S-S: That bitch!

Knives: I'd like to be alone....

Asuka: I'd like to leave.

S-S: Legato?

Legato: Be gone.

*Asuka Leaves.*

Meryl: I'm hardly in this one.

S-S: There's a reason for that.

Vash: The older girls in drama like me!

Dry-Nick: They like me too.

Middie:They like me too, and how did you get dry?

Dry-Nick: I slipped out when Knives was alone with all the girl butts.

Middie: Sure leave me to watch that.

S-S Smiles at her group.

S-S: Well, we have 7 reviews and 2 are from the same person...We've got one true fan!

All: YAY!

S-S: I'd also like to comment on the one person who commented on these little skits,  My dear friend Katsa5, Say hi everyone!

All: Hello Katsa5

S-S: See, I have them trained!

Legato: You wish.

S-S: That's it, I'm moving over to sit next to you...grumpy pants.