Mario forgets how to plumb

Tenchi almost cuts his thumb

Sonic lost his fast shoes

Ryoko has too much booze

Ed needs a stupid talkin'

Peach does a lot of walkin'

Kenny dies yet again

Ash gets a big hen

Dexter wears a pink dress

Mike is in real distress

THIS IS THE C SQUAD

*The group gets sucked into a portal*

Mike: Yiye hiye hiye hiye!!!!

Arthur: WOAAAH!!

Larry: AHHH!!!

Washu: AYEEEE!!

Luigi: Awowowowow!!

Mike is the one with mental distress

Larry spends his time playing chess

Washu has experiments galore

Luigi is very bored

Mihoshi travels to prehistoric time

Tails goes from hero to slime

Courage needs less lovin'

The Puff girls keep squakin'

Misty needs a brave lesson

Batman wants less tension

Bandicoot wants a rest

Squall gets tired and quits the test

THIS IS THE C SQUAD

C Squad (Cartoon Enforcement Team) Enforcing cartoons, to protect our entertainment.