S-S: So, Seb... heh.....

Seb: can I help you?

S-S: Well.... heh....

Seb: Does she have a problem?

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3 weeks Later.....

Seb walked into the room, and sat on nick's lap. "Hello there Prometheus!" Nick groaned. "Get offa me you.....you...." Words escaped the shaggy father-to be, as he felt a certain eh, affection growing for the play write-in his pants. Seb grinned Nick and moved his ass seductively against nick's lap. Drama class was getting to be alot more fun, these days. Legato walked in, with the lovely Elendira on one arm, and the also lovely Millions Knives on the other. As soon as Elendira was in the room, Seb was off nick's lap and was tangoing with the other transgender student. The bell rang, and Vash and Midvalley walked in just after it tolled. Seb too the center of the room.

"Mrs. Gould isn't going to be here for the week, and I'm in charge."

The room erupted in applause and gasps.

Seb grinned devilishly.

Nick groaned again, every move this ruby headed senior made, made his "pain" worse.

Seb watched the room, spun around on his heel. "Well, let's start with some theater exercises. I want everyone in character...the game is.........Consciousness..... I want Prometheus up here, with Aria, and Neville as consciences, and Hmmm........How about.....Viktor with Serulianne and .......Angie!" Seb walked down to the audience and watched as Nick, Meryl, a guy named BD, Midvalley, Elendira, and some girl named Maryanne took the floor.

Vash almost crapped himself. What did Seb want?? Did he want Nick and Midvalley to have some sort of fight?

Prometheus looked at the fellow to his side. The man looked back. A voice inside Prometheus' head hissed "Kiss him!!" Prometheus looked at the man to his side. "I've got..." was all he said. Midvalley, as Viktor stared past nick as Prometheus.

Seb looked uncomfortable. "Well, this obviously isn't going to work as well as I thought it would. Umm.....Well.....Let's just jump into rehearsing......I want Aria and Serulianne on stage, everyone else get ready if you're in the scene...."

Seb faded back into the other drama students and attempted to fit in. It was in all aspects that the russet haired teen couldn't. He shifted in his seat watching the piece his imagination crafted come to life.

Meryl and Elendira took the stage, and Seb hissed "Action!"

[Both mime stocking shelves.]

Meryl(Aria): So, Have fun with Prometheus last night?

Elendira(Serulianne): Eh..... I suppose

Aria: What do you mean you suppose?! What, Is my brother not good enough for you?!

Serulianne: No, it's just that.....He's.....I don't know.........

Aria: Well. what is it?

Serulianne: Well, I don't know if you know but....

[Enter Nick (Prometheus) with a box of some random product]

Nick(Prometheus): Hey Ruli....Hey Aria, Mom said to have you bring home some Orange juice and a box of those little crackers you brought the last time we had company. The Pinzes are coming over for dinner later....

*Off Stage* Midvalley's Voice (Viktor's Voice) : Associate # 776 please to register please....Associate #776 to register....

Serulianne: Oh....gosh! That's me! [Exits in direction of voice]

Aria: So, why cant you do it? I was going to go out with my friends!

Prometheus: Well, I have a date....

Aria: Oh, So you liked Ruli?

Prom: Well, she's a nice girl, it's just....*Starts to tap his foot*

Aria: Well what is it?! God you two...It's like there's something fishy about both of you, you couple of ingrates!!!

Prom*sings*: Cant you see? My love life's up to me.....

Aria*sings* You call that a life? With that 'tude you'll ner find a wife!!

Prom: The world today....So many people trying for love

What can I say? I don't fit the normal glove

Aria: The world is full of people....filled with love...

Who are you to turn them away? You lonely turtle dove!

Prom: What should it matter to you? Who I see and What I do?

It's a life I call my own...

I'm looking for love that's true, What do I see, who do I do?

When everyone is gone....

Aria: You're impossible!! *Goes back to stocking shelves*

Prom: I cant believe this.....You're so naive

My own little sis.......cant believe

The truth is so obvious, She's dumb as a brick

She'll be so envious: Just like in a crappy teen flick! *Exit stage left*

Aria: I'm his sister goddamnit, his life is my meddling

No one to love...no one to hate

He's not living it, He might as well be ass peddling

No silly glove, he's just against his fate.

The room Stilled as Vash, as Eric, came on stage.

Eric: Excuse me miss, I don't mean to interfere, but where do you keep the soup?

It's what I came here for...

Uhhh...Tell me and I'll disappear, And let you get back to what you do

And go out the entrance door!!!!!

Aria: The soup is....*Turns around* Hot....Damn....I mean, our hot soups are in the Cafe Aria.

Eric: The soup Aria? *laughs* Wait....Aria Antigo?

Aria: Yeah, that's me...

Eric: Yeah, Prometheus told me about you, Sorry for being so rude, I'm Eric *reaches out for her hand*

Aria: Oh, Well, he hasn't mentioned you a bit.

Eric: Yeah, I didn't think he would have.

Aria: Well, It's very nice to meet you.

Eric: So the soup that isn't hot damn is.....?

Aria: Well. I think it's in Isle....

*enter Serulianne*

Seruli: Aria! You haven't finished that shelf yet....God! Viktor's going to dock us our lunch break!!!

Aria: Oh, sorry, just got distracted by a friend of Prometheus. This is Eric.

Eric :Hi, I think maybe I should find the soup....

Seruli: ERIC!?! You're ERIC?! God! I Thought you'd be hotter!!!!

Eric: What?!?

Aria: I'm gonna kill him!!!!

*Enter Prometheus, whistling, has his apron slung over his shoulder. Gets almost across stage when Aria*

Aria: PROM-EEEETH-EEEE-YUSSS ONN-TEEEEEE-AGGGGH-OOOOH!!!!!

*Prom turns with a very happy grin that then melts into a very terrified face of panic.*

Prom :ERIC!? What are you doing here?! I was going to pick you up in an hour!!!!!

Aria: You LIED!! You said you had a date!!!

Prom: I do.

Aria: Well whatever!! I give up!! Do what you want to do with whoever....I'm taking a break (Exit stage left)

Prom: Well, I told you she was completely oblivious.

Seruli: Wait!! Aria!!! (Exit stage left)

Prom looks at Eric and ki-

"Wait just a minute....Do I really have to kiss him?!", both Vash and Nick cried.

Seb smirked.

The bell rang and the class began to file out. "AFTERSCHOOL!! REMEMBER REHEARSAL AFTERSCHOOL!!!" Seb yelled.

Vash looked at Midvalley, "Can you believe I have to kiss him?"

Midvalley looked sadly at his lover "Well, I did."

Nick ran off to call Heidi.

Meryl was walking to health with her posse of followers, ever since she died her hair and knocked the whole Christian girl thing off, people had been paying her alot more attention.

Millie was hanging out with the group that used to follow legato around. They left him alone once he begun making out with knives in front of the whole school. No one really knew what really to think of that, especially with Elendira interrupting them occasionally to get hugs from one or the other of them.

The phone rang, and rang and rang. Finally A very stern voice picked up the phone. "Hello..." it growled.

Nick was startled by this.

"Um...Hi....Is Heidi There?"

The man's voice growled in response.

"No...Her mother took her to the Doctor to find out what's wrong with her. She throws up every morning...Fuckin' Bulimic. She don't give a shit about her well-being, just want to stay pretty for the boys..."

Nick's mouth went off before he had time to think..

"She's not Bulimic. She's Pregnant."

"WHAT!?"

"Fuck...I mean....I'm kidding, gotta go!!! Bye!!"

He hung up the phone and banged his head against the walls of the little partition. He looked at his watch. Shit I've gotta work today..... Nick went off to go find Seb to explain this to him.

In music, Vash struggled that day. I cant kiss nick. I just cant. Oh god.....

Nick pushed his way out to the Courtyard. Seb was standing in the middle of the yard, Red hair gleaming in the sun. The smell of cloves filled the air. Nick was about to Shout to the Senior when he noticed something. Seb's atom apple didn't move when he inhaled. Infact, he didn't have one. Nick hid himself behind a tree, Someone was coming.

The Clicking of high heels hit the stones.

Nick Didn't dare peek.

Seb looked at Elendira and smiled.

"I was wondering when you'd come. "

The very gender bending couple kissed.

Nick peered out, and couldn't believe what he was seeing.

The murmurs stopped suddenly, and the clicking of high heels became louder. Nick ducked around the other side of the tree and watched Elendira run off. He felt something warm behind him. He turned his head to find himself eyelevel with Seb's Fly.

Seb helped him up.

"Hey there Prometheus."

Nick looked at Seb.

Seb put a hand on Nick's shoulder.

Nick noticed how light his hand felt.

Seb looked deep into Nick's slate eyes.

Nick had never noticed how Seb never seemed to have any of that annoying stubble that He always had.

Nick looked deep back at the "boy" in front of him.

Seb lifted Nick's chin and slowly kissed his lips.

Nick pulled back slightly.

"Seb...You're....You're......A Gir-"

Seb pulled the Freshmen into a tight lip-lock.

Nick Struggled at first, but then returned the kiss out of habit.

Seb pulled away, and smiled at Nick, eyes glittering.

"Shut you're fuckin mouth Prometheus." She smiled.

He looked at her oddly. "You just kissed me..."

She smiled. "I did."

He looked astonished.

Seb smiled..."So, what did you want?"

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S-S: Heh.......Seb's a Gir-

*Seb pulls S-S into a tight lip lock*

S-S: OOOHH!!!! Nice TACTICS!!!!!

Legato: I like Tic-Tacs

S-S: I like Evanescence

S-S's Stoopid exboyfriend: I like.....uh huhuh huhuh huh Evangellion....

Legato: I also Like Tacos.

S-S: Damn Seb, you remind me of someone..... I cant put my finger on it.

Elendira: Of Venus?

S-S: Nah,....

Millie: I like pudding!!!

Meryl: And it Shows....

Millie: Get back here you little Midget Bitch!!!! (*ok, a little OC, but hey!*)

S-S: heh heh ...Seb's A Gir-

*Gets hit in the head with a high-heel*

Seb: Thank you Elendira.

Box: Why am I in a box?

Knives: Gee Vash, I don't know....Silver's out cold.....Dunno where to mail you to yet...

heh......