Romeo & Juliet Parody

Scene-Capulets Party

Romeo: (to servant) Hey, who's that with that guy?

Servant: I don't know

Romeo: Come on you must know

Servant: I don't. I'm just here. It's not like I expected the Spanish Inqusition

(Spanish Inquisition from "Monty Python" show up)

Head dude: Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition. Our main weapon is surprise. Surprise and fear. Two, two main weapons. Surprise, fear and ruthlessness. Three main weapons. Surprise, fear, ruthlessness and let's not forget our complete devotion to the Pope. Four. Damn! We'll come back. (walk out)

Romeo: (blinks) Anyho. She's sooooo hot. Scrap that whats-her-name Rosalyn. This chicks way better! Oh I'm so in love. (various vomiting sounds in background)

Tybalt: Hey a Montague. What?! Oh the bloody idiot. I'll kill him that…

Capulet: Hey Tybalt dude! Why the fuss?

Tybalt: Oh nothing, except for the Montague here

Capulet: Romeo again huh?

Tybalt: Yeah. That mutha…

Capulet: Well he's not bothering me. So don't get your tights in a knot and enjoy the party!

Tybalt: Alright. I'll try not to kill him

Capulet: Do or do not. There is no try. And since when were you the boss? Don't ruin my party. Or else…

Tybalt: But

Capulet: Oh don't be a party pooper. Yo, (to random person) lights please? Thanks mate. (to Tybalt) I'm warning you.

Tybalt: I have a bad feeling about this

(Sudden Star Wars music)

Spanish Inqusition dude: Nobody expects the…damn it!