Twisted Kiss

A crazy fic by chocolate-freak

Chapter Two

Albus Gone Wrong

Hello again! Did you miss me?

Marina- NO!

chocolate-freak- *hisses at her* anyway THANK YOU BECKY13 FOR REVIEWING! and to answer your question, a mary sue is a sappy person who strolls along beaches and stuff in romance fics.

Marina- you mean kind of like you?

chocolate-freak- i'm allergic to Mary Sues!anyway, here's Chapter Two, on with the twistedness.

Dumbledore- *takes the package away from the owls, who fly away as fast as they can, and who blames them?* Now for my evil plan to go into effect! mwa ha ha ha ha ha!

Marina- WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO DUMBLEDORE?

chocolate-freak- i'm sick of him being this sweet old guy with all the answers and an aura of mysterious love around him, so i twisted his soul a little and turned him rotten.

Marina- ^*$!!!@&%!!!!!

chocolate-freak- i knew you'd take it well.anyway...

Dumbledore- *shiftily walks down a few flights of stairs to the portrait of fruit that conceals the entrance to the kitchens. tickles the pear and walks through to were a large pot of Campbells Chicken Noodle Soup is boiling for tomorrow's lunch*

Marina- do you REALLY think they serve Campbells at Hogwarts

chocolate-freak- SHUT UP YOU'RE RUINING THE PLOT!!!!

Dumbledore- *tips the contents of two bottles of Love Potionz into the pot and cackles insanely before walking back out the door. the fruit in the portrait begins to yell at him.*

Pear in the Portrait- hey Albus! how's about you letting US tickle YOU for once!

Dumbledore- don't be stupid, it's impossible to have a threesome with a picture of fruit.

Banana in the Picture- we never said anything about a threesome, we wanted a sevensome.

Dumbledore- well i suppose anything's possible!!!!

Cherry in the Picture- that is soooooo kinky.

Marina- YOU REALIZE SMALL CHILDREN COULD BE READING THIS!

chocolate-freak- well i've got a sick mind, do you think that ever occurred to me?

Marina-*thinks* no.

Dumbledore- is it okay if Dobby joins us?

Orange in the Picture- HOT DOG!

chocolate-freak- erm, okie we're going to stop here.

Marina- i should think so!

chocolate-freak- okay, anyway. when we return it will be lunchtime at Hogwarts....and since I've got writers block I'm going to make the Love Potionz so that they make you fall in love with the first person you see because I haven't got any better ideas.

Marina-*sarcastically* how original!

chocolate-freak- LEAVE ME BE! okie, cya later, i have to go get my belly button pierced. byez!

I COMMAND YOU TO REVIEW THIS PRETTIFUL STORY!!! :P