Twisted Kiss
A crazy fic by chocolate-freak
Chapter Five
Super Snape
chocolate-freak- *sniffs sadly* alas alas, this tis' the last chapter of Twisted Kiss.
Marina- *has balloons and party hats* YAY!!!!
chocolate-freak- *has a big paper list* these are the people i want to thank....my mom and dad for supporting me in my fanfic career, my brother for being a jackass and giving me the motivation to do this, Marina for putting up with me, my cat for keeping my feet warm while typing this, all my reveiwers and J.K. Rowling for getting used to the relentless torturing of her characters.
Marina- *flicks through the reviews* i like this person. she says you should stop attempting to be funny and just quit writing.
chocolate-freak- cha right! since when have i ever cared what other people say about me? oh and alot of you people think that me and Marina popping into the fic is confusing, so i found a solution. i'm going to keep doing it just to piss you off.
Marina- *does the sign of the cross and prays that no one comes to her house and sets it on fire*
chocolate-freak- *pushes a button on a remote and suddenly the fanfic appears on your pretty little computer screen*
Snape- *goes down into the dungeons and into a small telephone booth *another plot hole* and comes out wearing a silver and green Superman outfit with a snake in the shape of an S on the front* SUPER SNAPE, AWAY!!!! *takes a gigantio leap and crashes through the ceiling of Hogwarts and over the lake, where a large group of people are standing, a few random people are being pulled into the lake and being gang raped by the squid cos i'm a sick little mongoose*
Parvati Patil- LOOK UP IN THE SKY! it's a bird!
Neville- it's a plane!
Lupin- *appears out of nowhere* no, it's my slash partner!
chocolate-freak- no, deary, it's Snape. Sirius is your slash partner. now get back in your kennel or i'll have to spank you for being a bad puppy.
Dumbledore (Sexy Muskrat)- NO! IT'S SUPER SNAPE! *eyes Super Snape's skin tight costume up and down and whistles* and what a nice package he has.
Super Snape- *his stunt harness breaks and he falls in a messy pile by the lake* ouch.
Marina- he was supposed to land on his feet with a wooooosh and say in a manly voice 'now, where's the villain?'!!!!
chocolate-freak- i told you, we have a budget on this fic and the stunt harness was from a yard sale at a trailer park.
Super Snape- *gets up and waves* um, hi.
Squid- *jumps out of the lake and roars, holding McGonagall in one feeler*
Marina- tentacle.
chocolate-freak- say what?
Marina- squids have tentacles, not feelers.
chocolate-freak- *ignores her*
McGonagall- SEVERUS HELP MEEEEEEEEEE
Snape- *looks at the squid* gee that sure is big.
Parvati- that's what she said.
Snape- ?
Marina- *slaps Parvati* no, no, NO! i will not allow you to have any sexual innuendos in this fic!
chocolate-freak- be a dear and shut up.
Snape- FEAR NOT! I HAVE A SOLUTION!!!
*Snape dips his filthy head into the lake, filling the water with hair grease and polluting it, all the little fishies and stuff immediately die but McGonall survives, don't ask how it's a plot hole*
McGonagall-oh, thank you Severus!
Snape- *still in heroic manly voice* All in a day's work, ma'am! *takes off*
Neville- *swoons like a little girl* he's so dreamy.
*happy music plays and we zoom out before seeing a last shot of Hogwarts*
chocolate-freak-THE END!
Marina- that totally sucked.
chocolate-freak- till next time! i hope you all liked my story, i plan on writing more in the future, all about as crazy and twisted as this. lylas/b *mwahz!*
Marina- *has a paintball gun and is dancing up and down anxiously*i've been wanting to do this the whole fic! you promised i could do it at the end! PLEASE!
chocolate-freak- *sighs* go ahead.....
Marina- *shoots chocolate-freak in the ass with the paintball gun*
chocolate-freak- THANK YOU SIR MAY I HAVE ANOTHER!
Marina- *shoots her again*
chocolate-freak- THANK YOU SIR MAY I HAVE ANOTHER!
Marina- *sighs blissfully and wipes a tear from her eye* i love this. anyway, bye bye y'all!
If you liked Twisted Kiss here's some other hilarious fanfics you might like, okie?
Swinging That Way-The Musical! by Sleather Chockers (Harry Potter)
Ron Sings- The Twelve Days of Christmas by Harmonic Friction (Harry Potter)
Survey Time! by Christina B. (Harry Potter)
Stupid Hobbit and Stupid Quest by Kara (Lord of the Rings- it's at www.angelfire.com/ok5/alcathradiel/stupidhobbit.html )
The Very Secret Diaries by (Lord of the Rings- )
Lord of the Things-The Unofficial Script by numerous authors (Lord of the Rings- )
This fanfic is dedicated to Gavin, Kimmie, Will_Yum, Dane, Wynne, Laura *poke*, KareBear, KellBell, Issa, Cassie, Rach, Larry/Lauren/Lola/Issa, Goody2Shoes, Little Nickie/Elvis, C-Dawgie, Schrec, McGrady, Aleya, J-Dawgie, Melissa, J-Puppie, Magster, Abbster, Fuzzie, Cooper, Colton/Colty, Alyzza, Brookie, Shannoness, Ninerz, Daisha, Natalie, Jess, C-Fishie, AshCan, and Bunnie, who are and will always be an inspiration to me in all things. I love you all!!! From The Wench
A crazy fic by chocolate-freak
Chapter Five
Super Snape
chocolate-freak- *sniffs sadly* alas alas, this tis' the last chapter of Twisted Kiss.
Marina- *has balloons and party hats* YAY!!!!
chocolate-freak- *has a big paper list* these are the people i want to thank....my mom and dad for supporting me in my fanfic career, my brother for being a jackass and giving me the motivation to do this, Marina for putting up with me, my cat for keeping my feet warm while typing this, all my reveiwers and J.K. Rowling for getting used to the relentless torturing of her characters.
Marina- *flicks through the reviews* i like this person. she says you should stop attempting to be funny and just quit writing.
chocolate-freak- cha right! since when have i ever cared what other people say about me? oh and alot of you people think that me and Marina popping into the fic is confusing, so i found a solution. i'm going to keep doing it just to piss you off.
Marina- *does the sign of the cross and prays that no one comes to her house and sets it on fire*
chocolate-freak- *pushes a button on a remote and suddenly the fanfic appears on your pretty little computer screen*
Snape- *goes down into the dungeons and into a small telephone booth *another plot hole* and comes out wearing a silver and green Superman outfit with a snake in the shape of an S on the front* SUPER SNAPE, AWAY!!!! *takes a gigantio leap and crashes through the ceiling of Hogwarts and over the lake, where a large group of people are standing, a few random people are being pulled into the lake and being gang raped by the squid cos i'm a sick little mongoose*
Parvati Patil- LOOK UP IN THE SKY! it's a bird!
Neville- it's a plane!
Lupin- *appears out of nowhere* no, it's my slash partner!
chocolate-freak- no, deary, it's Snape. Sirius is your slash partner. now get back in your kennel or i'll have to spank you for being a bad puppy.
Dumbledore (Sexy Muskrat)- NO! IT'S SUPER SNAPE! *eyes Super Snape's skin tight costume up and down and whistles* and what a nice package he has.
Super Snape- *his stunt harness breaks and he falls in a messy pile by the lake* ouch.
Marina- he was supposed to land on his feet with a wooooosh and say in a manly voice 'now, where's the villain?'!!!!
chocolate-freak- i told you, we have a budget on this fic and the stunt harness was from a yard sale at a trailer park.
Super Snape- *gets up and waves* um, hi.
Squid- *jumps out of the lake and roars, holding McGonagall in one feeler*
Marina- tentacle.
chocolate-freak- say what?
Marina- squids have tentacles, not feelers.
chocolate-freak- *ignores her*
McGonagall- SEVERUS HELP MEEEEEEEEEE
Snape- *looks at the squid* gee that sure is big.
Parvati- that's what she said.
Snape- ?
Marina- *slaps Parvati* no, no, NO! i will not allow you to have any sexual innuendos in this fic!
chocolate-freak- be a dear and shut up.
Snape- FEAR NOT! I HAVE A SOLUTION!!!
*Snape dips his filthy head into the lake, filling the water with hair grease and polluting it, all the little fishies and stuff immediately die but McGonall survives, don't ask how it's a plot hole*
McGonagall-oh, thank you Severus!
Snape- *still in heroic manly voice* All in a day's work, ma'am! *takes off*
Neville- *swoons like a little girl* he's so dreamy.
*happy music plays and we zoom out before seeing a last shot of Hogwarts*
chocolate-freak-THE END!
Marina- that totally sucked.
chocolate-freak- till next time! i hope you all liked my story, i plan on writing more in the future, all about as crazy and twisted as this. lylas/b *mwahz!*
Marina- *has a paintball gun and is dancing up and down anxiously*i've been wanting to do this the whole fic! you promised i could do it at the end! PLEASE!
chocolate-freak- *sighs* go ahead.....
Marina- *shoots chocolate-freak in the ass with the paintball gun*
chocolate-freak- THANK YOU SIR MAY I HAVE ANOTHER!
Marina- *shoots her again*
chocolate-freak- THANK YOU SIR MAY I HAVE ANOTHER!
Marina- *sighs blissfully and wipes a tear from her eye* i love this. anyway, bye bye y'all!
If you liked Twisted Kiss here's some other hilarious fanfics you might like, okie?
Swinging That Way-The Musical! by Sleather Chockers (Harry Potter)
Ron Sings- The Twelve Days of Christmas by Harmonic Friction (Harry Potter)
Survey Time! by Christina B. (Harry Potter)
Stupid Hobbit and Stupid Quest by Kara (Lord of the Rings- it's at www.angelfire.com/ok5/alcathradiel/stupidhobbit.html )
The Very Secret Diaries by (Lord of the Rings- )
Lord of the Things-The Unofficial Script by numerous authors (Lord of the Rings- )
This fanfic is dedicated to Gavin, Kimmie, Will_Yum, Dane, Wynne, Laura *poke*, KareBear, KellBell, Issa, Cassie, Rach, Larry/Lauren/Lola/Issa, Goody2Shoes, Little Nickie/Elvis, C-Dawgie, Schrec, McGrady, Aleya, J-Dawgie, Melissa, J-Puppie, Magster, Abbster, Fuzzie, Cooper, Colton/Colty, Alyzza, Brookie, Shannoness, Ninerz, Daisha, Natalie, Jess, C-Fishie, AshCan, and Bunnie, who are and will always be an inspiration to me in all things. I love you all!!! From The Wench
