I,of course,do not own any of these characters,nor do I ever plan on it.Or do I.....Mwahahaha....

Who Are You?

One fine day in fuedel Japan,Inuyasha and Kagome are enjoying lunch together under a tree. More like Kagome is enjoying lunch under a tree, Inuyasha is sitting in the baking hot sun trying to figure out how to open the cup of Ramen.

Kagome:Inuyasha, are you sure you don't need help?

Inuyasha:I Told you, i'm fine!

Inuyasha pulled the cup apart, the bullion powder sprayed all over his face, causing him to sneeze and Kagome to laugh.

Inuyasha:Stop!It's not funny!

Kagome:Of course it is!

Inuyasha shook his head off.

Inuyasha:Oh, man. Now what am I gonna eat?

Kagome gave Inuyasha a piece of her sandwich, and a piece of her mind.

Kagome:Ya' know,if you weren't so stubborn, you could be eating you're Ramen.

Inuyasha:If you weren't a girl, you'd be eatin' my fist....

Kagome hit Inuyasha, sending his part of his sandwich up his nose.

Inuyasha:Hey!!

Kagome:Inuyasha, you're too violent!Grow up!

With that Kagome marched off in a huff.

Inuyasha:Hey,kagome!Come back!

Kagome disapeared over the hill.

Kagome:Ooh, that Inuyasha...He makes me so angry sometimes!Someday, I swear i'm gonna take this jewel and shove it right up Inuyasha's-Huh!?The Shikon no tama is gone!Inuyasha!!! --------------------------------------- THE XAVIER INSTITUTE
Kurt Wagner,a sixteen-year-old mutant,was walking around his beloved school.It was getting dark out now,but that's when he loved it best.It was so peaceful, so quiet, so...

Kurt:Hey,what's this?

Kurt bent down and picked up a small jewel.It was a brilliant pink,and was glowing ever so slightly.It had teeth marks in it, and was covered in slobber.

Kurt:Ech.

Kurt was wiping his hand off on his pants when he heard a noise behind him.He turned to see a small,white cat-looking thing. It was growling and hissing at him.

Kurt:Hey, Vat's ze matter, little thing?

All of a sudden the creature jumped at Kurt and took the jewel from his hand, then took off.

Kurt:Hey!

Kurt chased after it.He then decided if he were to catch it, he should do it the easy way.In a puff of purple smoke, the young mutant dissapeared and re-appeared in front of the cattish jewel snatcher.

Kurt:Tag, you're it!

Kurt yanked the jewel out of the creatures mouth and 'ported into a tree.The cattish creature started to glow like fire and became realy big.

Kurt:Cool trick!Now, roll over!

Instead of rolling over, it jumped into the tree and bared it's teeth at Kurt."Kilala!" Kurt looked down to see a woman in an oriental kimono.the big cat-thing, or 'Kilala' as it's name seemed to be, shrunk and hopped into the woman's arms. Kurt 'ported dow next to her.

Kurt:You need to teach me how you did zat...

Sango:Who are you?And how'd you get down here so quick?

Kurt:Vell, I'm Kurt Vagner. And the 'down so quick' part...vell...I...

Sango:You're a demon,aren't you?

Kurt:A demon?Why would-

Kurt remembered that he had his holo-projector off.Due to his blue, fuzzy body and less than normal appearence, he couldn't blame her for accusation.

Kurt:No, i'm not a demon, i'm a mutant.

Sango:So...You're a demon.

Kurt:No, i'm not a demon!!!I am a-oh, nevermind...who are you?

Sango:I am Sango, the demon slayer.

Kurt:Oh, joy.

Sango looked at Kurt's Two-fingered hand.

Sango:What?!?Why do you have the Shikon no Tama?

Kurt:The Shikon no vhatty?

Sango Jumped back and pulled a Big-assed boomerang off her back.

Sango:Alright, demon! Hand over the Jewel!

Kurt:Okee dokee.

Kurt Handed the jewel to Sango.Sango blinked and looked at it, then at Kurt.

Sango:Okee dokee?

Kurt:I told you,I'm not a demon!Ijust look like one...It's actually a rather sensitve subject for me...

Sango:Well,that was the easiest fight ever...How come Naraku could never do that.

Kilala:Mreow.

Sango put the jewel around her neck.

Sango:Okay,now Ionly need one more thing.Where am I?

Kurt:About half a kilometer from ze Xavier Institute.

Sango:Oh,yeah.That's helpful...What century am I in?

Kurt:Uhn...ze tventy-ith?

Sango:Okay...What country?

Kurt:America.Vat are you, forein?

Sango:Yes,You could say that.I really don't belong in this century. I Belong in Fuedel Japan.

Kurt:...

Sango:Really.I do. I was sleeping when Kilala here stole the Shikon no Tama off from Kagome's neck. I chased her into the well and must've got transported into the future. I chased Kilala so far that when i caught Her, I could'nt find my way back to Kagome's. We started flying around, took a break here and now I'm talking to you.So, can you help me back to Japan?

Kurt:Fine.And you?

Kurt fainted.

Sango:Hello?Kurt, are you okay? --------------------------------------------------------------- Okay, not straight humor,but is it good?Tell me, review me.Please!!!!!!!I Love reviews. Help me out. Give me ideas for what happens next!Ask me for info on the characters if need be...Just Please review Me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1