~ Karaoke Night ~

Disclaimer: I do not own YYH or any song.

Chapter Two: Kuwabara Stance

As Kuwabara stands up on the stage, million people staring at him. He looks at the screen. And starts singing it.

I was a girl.

He was a dog.

Can I make it any girlier? {No offense to the girls out there}.

He did ballet.

She did karate.

He always would fart.

She always would eat.

No body knew but she really liked the boy.

But all of her friends said.

No.

No.

No.

No.

He farts too much.

5 years down the road.

She sits at home taking care of her pimple.

She turns on the TV.

Guess how she sees.

She sees ballet boy dancing up MTV.

She calls up her friends.

They all ready know and they already fucked her.

They ask her if she wants to fuck. She sits in the beans.

Watching the boy that she fucked down.

Sorry Girl but u pimped off.

Now farter boy is mine.

We go back stage.

Sing a pimple.

That we grew.

Kuwabara dancing, doing the moonwalk, cha cha cha, the limbo, and the Cucamonga and chicken dance.

He stops looks at crowd. Crowd starts laughing. As Kuwabara walks down to friends. Order beer for him and his friends as someone who doesn't matter starts singing. They all get drunk.

Hiei: I go next.

Kuwabara: hey stares at singer you are fat, totally fat.

Yukina: Hiei your butt is to big. Yusuke: Keiko what's that pimple doing on your nose.

Keiko: oh I sprained my ankle.

Person on stage continues to sing.

I don't know that much.

Hiei: u sound like a wet dog.

Kuwabara: ha ha.

Keiko: Oh tongue I wish I had a peanut shell to put on my feet they are cold. Shivers. Brr.

Yusuke: u call that a democracy that's more like a fartocracy. Thump, poop falls in pants.

Kurama: do u have a rose something smells pretty.

Yusuke: that's just the piece of poop in my pants.

Kurama: taste the rainbow.

Hiei: walks up and throws singer down stars. Guess what I farted; now I am a bird I am a pig. Oink Oink Oink.

Hiei: It's my turn.

Announcer: okay shrimp, u want to go, he switches card to sing on.

Hiei: yah I do.

Hiei looks at card then looks at some clown, gives him a thumb up. Hope u do good singing clowny poo.

Clown: but u are singing.

Hiei: I know. Now begin clown. Hiei opens mouth.

A/N: Hope u liked. LOL. I did. Please read and review. Thanks.

Dark Shadow