Author's Note: I co-wrote this with The D.o.D so you can't flame just one
person for this insanity.
Tama: This was written at 11:09am after getting little to no sleep the night before.
The D.o.D: That's not my fault………you're the one hogging the blankets and kicking me!
Tama: You're the one who pushed me off the bed! *An argument is about to ensue*
Legato: Can you please get our humiliation over with?
Midvally: Please? This is really embarrassing………
The D.o.D: Whine whine whine! That's ALL I hear from you!
Tama: We don't own Trigun or the characters mentioned and brain damage acquired from reading this fic is not to be blamed on the mad authors!
The Twelve Days of Christmas: Trigun Style
Vash: It's Christmas in July! Whee!
Meryl: This is beyond bizarre.
Milly: Maybe Mr. Priest will meet me under the mistletoe *blush*
The D.o.D: I don't understand why I wrote this with Tama………she doesn't have a religion and I'm Jewish………
Tama: COMMENSE WITH THE SINGING!
Trigun Cast (T.C): On the first day of Christmas my good friend gave to me
Tama: The sixty-billion double-dollar man!
Vash: O.ob NANI?
T.C: On the second day of Christmas my good friend gave to me
Knives: Two Angel Arms!
Everyone but The D.o.D: *screaming and running away*
Tama: We're not going to go back and sing everything so you're just gonna have to do that for yourself!
T.C: *a little freaked out* On the third day of Christmas my good friend gave to me
The D.o.D: Three Gung-Ho Guns (preferably Midvally, Legato, and Zazie………cause Zazie kicks ass)
Zazie: *grinning* she thinks I kick ass!
The D.o.D: *huggles her new little buddy*
T.C: On the fourth day of Christmas my good friend gave to me
Wolfwood: Four rubber bullets *proceeds to shoot them at Vash*
Vash: Those hurt!
Wolfwood: Only when shot from a short distance! *laughs evilly*
Milly: I didn't know Mr. Priest was capable of laughing evilly………
T.C: On the fifth day of Christmas my good friend gave to me
Tama: *holds up box* Five golden donuts!
Vash: O.O DONUTS! *dives at Tama*
The D.o.D: O.Ob YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND!
Tama: ^_^ I don't care!
T.C: On the sixth day of Christmas my good friend gave to me
Zazie: Six giant Sandworms! *grabs one and rides off*
The D.o.D: No………my little buddy! T-T
Legato: There, there. *pats her on back*
T.C: *shocked that Legato can be compassionate* On the seventh day of Christmas my good friend gave to me
Tama: *sly grin* SEVEN KURONEKOS! *throws them at The D.o.D*
The D.o.D: *screams* I FRIKKIN' HATE THAT CAT! *jumps into Legato's lap* HELP!
Legato: *uses his mad telepathy skills to throw the Kuronekos out the window* There………happy?
The D.o.D: *nods*
Tama: KURONEKO-SAMA! *sniffles*
Vash: This is getting a bit odd………
Wolfwood: At least we're more than halfway done.
T.C: *gets back into the swing of things* On the eighth day of Christmas my good friend gave to me
The D.o.D: Eight bent cigarettes! *glares at Wolfwood*
Wolfwood: *clutches cigarette carton* NO WAY IN HEAVEN OR HELL!
Knives: Heaven doesn't exist and we're in Hell right now.
The D.o.D: That's why I like you………
Knives: *smiles kindly*
Everyone: *collective gasp*
Knives: What? I can't be a little nice to a cute girl? *grins*
Vash: Run………run like there's no tomorrow, which very well might be the case!
The D.o.D: I feel special!
T.C: *utterly disgusted with The D.o.D* On the ninth day of Christmas my good friend gave to me
Tama: Nine bottles of SAKE!
Vash and Wolfwood: DRINKING CONTEST! *run towards Tama who has locked the bottles in a safe*
Tama: *wags finger* Not until this pointless fic is done!
Vash and Wolfwood: Aww! *pouts*
T.C: On the tenth day of Christmas my good friend gave to me
The D.o.D: Ten B-flats………hit it Midvally!
Midvally: *proceeds to rock out with his awesome sax, Sylvia*
Everyone: *applauds*
Legato and The D.o.D: YAY MIDVALLY!
The D.o.D: O.ob Legato………since when do you say 'yay'?
Legato: *shrugs*
T.C: On the eleventh day of Christmas my good friend gave to me
Tama and Vash: Eleven blue dye bottles!
Legato: I'm a natural blue thankyouverymuch!
Tama: Uh-huh………suuuuuuuure you are.
Legato: *muttering something about stupid fan fiction writers*
T.C: *after recovering from laughing at Legato* On the twelfth day of Christmas my good friend gave to me
Vash and Knives: *arms around each other* Twelve big ass light bulbs!
Meryl: Finally………we're DONE!
Milly: *pouts* I never got to kiss Mr. Priest………
Wolfwood: *smirks* Come here big girl! *grabs Milly and kisses her*
Tama: Awww! Va-ash! *looks at Vash seductively*
Vash: Way ahead of you Miss Amada! *kisses Tama*
The D.o.D: This is f*cked up.
Legato: I agree.
The D.o.D: Should we? Y'know………just for the Hell of it?
Legato: Why not?
Midvally: HEY! I want the violinist!
Legato: Back off pinky!
Midvally: *pouts*
Legato: *kisses The D.o.D on the cheek………cause he's a gentleman*
Trigun Cast: MERRY CHRISTMAS!
The D.o.D: And happy Chanukah!
*~Owari~*
Tama: This was written at 11:09am after getting little to no sleep the night before.
The D.o.D: That's not my fault………you're the one hogging the blankets and kicking me!
Tama: You're the one who pushed me off the bed! *An argument is about to ensue*
Legato: Can you please get our humiliation over with?
Midvally: Please? This is really embarrassing………
The D.o.D: Whine whine whine! That's ALL I hear from you!
Tama: We don't own Trigun or the characters mentioned and brain damage acquired from reading this fic is not to be blamed on the mad authors!
The Twelve Days of Christmas: Trigun Style
Vash: It's Christmas in July! Whee!
Meryl: This is beyond bizarre.
Milly: Maybe Mr. Priest will meet me under the mistletoe *blush*
The D.o.D: I don't understand why I wrote this with Tama………she doesn't have a religion and I'm Jewish………
Tama: COMMENSE WITH THE SINGING!
Trigun Cast (T.C): On the first day of Christmas my good friend gave to me
Tama: The sixty-billion double-dollar man!
Vash: O.ob NANI?
T.C: On the second day of Christmas my good friend gave to me
Knives: Two Angel Arms!
Everyone but The D.o.D: *screaming and running away*
Tama: We're not going to go back and sing everything so you're just gonna have to do that for yourself!
T.C: *a little freaked out* On the third day of Christmas my good friend gave to me
The D.o.D: Three Gung-Ho Guns (preferably Midvally, Legato, and Zazie………cause Zazie kicks ass)
Zazie: *grinning* she thinks I kick ass!
The D.o.D: *huggles her new little buddy*
T.C: On the fourth day of Christmas my good friend gave to me
Wolfwood: Four rubber bullets *proceeds to shoot them at Vash*
Vash: Those hurt!
Wolfwood: Only when shot from a short distance! *laughs evilly*
Milly: I didn't know Mr. Priest was capable of laughing evilly………
T.C: On the fifth day of Christmas my good friend gave to me
Tama: *holds up box* Five golden donuts!
Vash: O.O DONUTS! *dives at Tama*
The D.o.D: O.Ob YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND!
Tama: ^_^ I don't care!
T.C: On the sixth day of Christmas my good friend gave to me
Zazie: Six giant Sandworms! *grabs one and rides off*
The D.o.D: No………my little buddy! T-T
Legato: There, there. *pats her on back*
T.C: *shocked that Legato can be compassionate* On the seventh day of Christmas my good friend gave to me
Tama: *sly grin* SEVEN KURONEKOS! *throws them at The D.o.D*
The D.o.D: *screams* I FRIKKIN' HATE THAT CAT! *jumps into Legato's lap* HELP!
Legato: *uses his mad telepathy skills to throw the Kuronekos out the window* There………happy?
The D.o.D: *nods*
Tama: KURONEKO-SAMA! *sniffles*
Vash: This is getting a bit odd………
Wolfwood: At least we're more than halfway done.
T.C: *gets back into the swing of things* On the eighth day of Christmas my good friend gave to me
The D.o.D: Eight bent cigarettes! *glares at Wolfwood*
Wolfwood: *clutches cigarette carton* NO WAY IN HEAVEN OR HELL!
Knives: Heaven doesn't exist and we're in Hell right now.
The D.o.D: That's why I like you………
Knives: *smiles kindly*
Everyone: *collective gasp*
Knives: What? I can't be a little nice to a cute girl? *grins*
Vash: Run………run like there's no tomorrow, which very well might be the case!
The D.o.D: I feel special!
T.C: *utterly disgusted with The D.o.D* On the ninth day of Christmas my good friend gave to me
Tama: Nine bottles of SAKE!
Vash and Wolfwood: DRINKING CONTEST! *run towards Tama who has locked the bottles in a safe*
Tama: *wags finger* Not until this pointless fic is done!
Vash and Wolfwood: Aww! *pouts*
T.C: On the tenth day of Christmas my good friend gave to me
The D.o.D: Ten B-flats………hit it Midvally!
Midvally: *proceeds to rock out with his awesome sax, Sylvia*
Everyone: *applauds*
Legato and The D.o.D: YAY MIDVALLY!
The D.o.D: O.ob Legato………since when do you say 'yay'?
Legato: *shrugs*
T.C: On the eleventh day of Christmas my good friend gave to me
Tama and Vash: Eleven blue dye bottles!
Legato: I'm a natural blue thankyouverymuch!
Tama: Uh-huh………suuuuuuuure you are.
Legato: *muttering something about stupid fan fiction writers*
T.C: *after recovering from laughing at Legato* On the twelfth day of Christmas my good friend gave to me
Vash and Knives: *arms around each other* Twelve big ass light bulbs!
Meryl: Finally………we're DONE!
Milly: *pouts* I never got to kiss Mr. Priest………
Wolfwood: *smirks* Come here big girl! *grabs Milly and kisses her*
Tama: Awww! Va-ash! *looks at Vash seductively*
Vash: Way ahead of you Miss Amada! *kisses Tama*
The D.o.D: This is f*cked up.
Legato: I agree.
The D.o.D: Should we? Y'know………just for the Hell of it?
Legato: Why not?
Midvally: HEY! I want the violinist!
Legato: Back off pinky!
Midvally: *pouts*
Legato: *kisses The D.o.D on the cheek………cause he's a gentleman*
Trigun Cast: MERRY CHRISTMAS!
The D.o.D: And happy Chanukah!
*~Owari~*
