Author's Note: I co-wrote this with The D.o.D so you can't flame just one person for this insanity.

Tama: This was written at 11:09am after getting little to no sleep the night before.

The D.o.D: That's not my fault………you're the one hogging the blankets and kicking me!

Tama: You're the one who pushed me off the bed! *An argument is about to ensue*

Legato: Can you please get our humiliation over with?

Midvally: Please? This is really embarrassing………

The D.o.D: Whine whine whine! That's ALL I hear from you!

Tama: We don't own Trigun or the characters mentioned and brain damage acquired from reading this fic is not to be blamed on the mad authors!

The Twelve Days of Christmas: Trigun Style

Vash: It's Christmas in July! Whee!

Meryl: This is beyond bizarre.

Milly: Maybe Mr. Priest will meet me under the mistletoe *blush*

The D.o.D: I don't understand why I wrote this with Tama………she doesn't have a religion and I'm Jewish………

Tama: COMMENSE WITH THE SINGING!

Trigun Cast (T.C): On the first day of Christmas my good friend gave to me

Tama: The sixty-billion double-dollar man!

Vash: O.ob NANI?

T.C: On the second day of Christmas my good friend gave to me

Knives: Two Angel Arms!

Everyone but The D.o.D: *screaming and running away*

Tama: We're not going to go back and sing everything so you're just gonna have to do that for yourself!

T.C: *a little freaked out* On the third day of Christmas my good friend gave to me

The D.o.D: Three Gung-Ho Guns (preferably Midvally, Legato, and Zazie………cause Zazie kicks ass)

Zazie: *grinning* she thinks I kick ass!

The D.o.D: *huggles her new little buddy*

T.C: On the fourth day of Christmas my good friend gave to me

Wolfwood: Four rubber bullets *proceeds to shoot them at Vash*

Vash: Those hurt!

Wolfwood: Only when shot from a short distance! *laughs evilly*

Milly: I didn't know Mr. Priest was capable of laughing evilly………

T.C: On the fifth day of Christmas my good friend gave to me

Tama: *holds up box* Five golden donuts!

Vash: O.O DONUTS! *dives at Tama*

The D.o.D: O.Ob YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND!

Tama: ^_^ I don't care!

T.C: On the sixth day of Christmas my good friend gave to me

Zazie: Six giant Sandworms! *grabs one and rides off*

The D.o.D: No………my little buddy! T-T

Legato: There, there. *pats her on back*

T.C: *shocked that Legato can be compassionate* On the seventh day of Christmas my good friend gave to me

Tama: *sly grin* SEVEN KURONEKOS! *throws them at The D.o.D*

The D.o.D: *screams* I FRIKKIN' HATE THAT CAT! *jumps into Legato's lap* HELP!

Legato: *uses his mad telepathy skills to throw the Kuronekos out the window* There………happy?

The D.o.D: *nods*

Tama: KURONEKO-SAMA! *sniffles*

Vash: This is getting a bit odd………

Wolfwood: At least we're more than halfway done.

T.C: *gets back into the swing of things* On the eighth day of Christmas my good friend gave to me

The D.o.D: Eight bent cigarettes! *glares at Wolfwood*

Wolfwood: *clutches cigarette carton* NO WAY IN HEAVEN OR HELL!

Knives: Heaven doesn't exist and we're in Hell right now.

The D.o.D: That's why I like you………

Knives: *smiles kindly*

Everyone: *collective gasp*

Knives: What? I can't be a little nice to a cute girl? *grins*

Vash: Run………run like there's no tomorrow, which very well might be the case!

The D.o.D: I feel special!

T.C: *utterly disgusted with The D.o.D* On the ninth day of Christmas my good friend gave to me

Tama: Nine bottles of SAKE!

Vash and Wolfwood: DRINKING CONTEST! *run towards Tama who has locked the bottles in a safe*

Tama: *wags finger* Not until this pointless fic is done!

Vash and Wolfwood: Aww! *pouts*

T.C: On the tenth day of Christmas my good friend gave to me

The D.o.D: Ten B-flats………hit it Midvally!

Midvally: *proceeds to rock out with his awesome sax, Sylvia*

Everyone: *applauds*

Legato and The D.o.D: YAY MIDVALLY!

The D.o.D: O.ob Legato………since when do you say 'yay'?

Legato: *shrugs*

T.C: On the eleventh day of Christmas my good friend gave to me

Tama and Vash: Eleven blue dye bottles!

Legato: I'm a natural blue thankyouverymuch!

Tama: Uh-huh………suuuuuuuure you are.

Legato: *muttering something about stupid fan fiction writers*

T.C: *after recovering from laughing at Legato* On the twelfth day of Christmas my good friend gave to me

Vash and Knives: *arms around each other* Twelve big ass light bulbs!

Meryl: Finally………we're DONE!

Milly: *pouts* I never got to kiss Mr. Priest………

Wolfwood: *smirks* Come here big girl! *grabs Milly and kisses her*

Tama: Awww! Va-ash! *looks at Vash seductively*

Vash: Way ahead of you Miss Amada! *kisses Tama*

The D.o.D: This is f*cked up.

Legato: I agree.

The D.o.D: Should we? Y'know………just for the Hell of it?

Legato: Why not?

Midvally: HEY! I want the violinist!

Legato: Back off pinky!

Midvally: *pouts*

Legato: *kisses The D.o.D on the cheek………cause he's a gentleman*

Trigun Cast: MERRY CHRISTMAS!

The D.o.D: And happy Chanukah!

*~Owari~*