Tama: Here we go again!

The D.o.D: Once again we do not own any part of Trigun!

Kuroneko: Nya! *jumps onto The D.o.D's head*

The D.o.D: *grabs Kuroneko* I FRIKKIN' HATE THAT *throws Kuroneko* CAT!

Kuroneko: Nyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! *flies out window*

The Twelve Days of Christmas: The Gung-Ho Gun Way

Dominique: Could they get any odder?

E.G: Doubtful

Midvally: SHUT UP AND DON'T DISS THE D.o.D!

Zazie: Oooo! Does widdle Midvally have a widdle crushy-wushy?

Midvally: *blushes* Shut up kid.

Dominique: *pokes Midvally's cheek* Awww! How cute!

Knives: Here they come!

GHGs: *wince as Tama walks into the room*

Tama: COMMENCE WITH THE SINGING!

Cain: ………

GHGs: On the first day of Christmas my good friend gave to me

Legato: Knives' eternal adoration!

Knives: -_- I hate you Miss Amada.

Tama: *grins*

GHGs: On the second day of Christmas my good friend gave to me

E.G: *in a beautiful opera voice* Two bloody corpses!

Legato: *jumps around like a kid in a candy store* Where?! WHERE?!

Everyone: O.ob

GHGs: On the third day of Christmas my good friend gave to me

Chapel: Three pointy objects………E.G. I believe this is YOUR doing?

E.G: Merry Christmas!

Everyone: *muttering* yeah, yeah, whatever………

GHGs: On the fourth day of Christmas my good friend gave to me

Zazie: Four cowboy hats

Everyone: Thank you Dominique!

Dominique: Merry Christmas!

GHGs: On the fifth day of Christmas my good friend gave to me

Legato: Five dead Kuronekos!

The D.o.D: YAY! Thank you Legato-sama!

Legato: Happy Chanukah!

The D.o.D: *all sparkly-eyed* You remembered!

GHGs: On the sixth day of Christmas my good friend gave to me

Tama: Six green apples………

Midvally: CHAPEL! WHAT KIND OF LAME ASS GIFT ARE APPLES!

Chapel: I think they're very NICE apples!

The D.o.D: You're secretly a hippie, aren't you, Chapel?

Chapel: *looks around nervously* N-no! Why would you say that?!

The D.o.D: It's okay………we'll work on your counseling later.

GHGs: On the seventh day of Christmas my good friend gave to me

Rai-Dei: Seven katanas

Tama and The D.o.D: OOOO! Pretty! Thanks Rai-Dei!

Rai-Dei: *bows*

GHGs: On the eighth day of Christmas my good friend gave to me

Leonof: Eight creepy puppets!

Legato: There's nothing creepy about your mediocre work, Leonof.

Leonof: But………KNI-IVES! Tell Legato that my puppets are creepy!

Knives: Legato, be nice to Leonof.

Legato: YOU DON'T KNOW THE MEANING OF THE WORD NICE YOU FREAKISH BLONDE PLANT!

Knives: O.O whoa. You've been holding that in for a while now, haven't you?

Legato: *out of breath*

Knives: Do you feel better, Legato? *puts hand on his shoulder*

Legato: *nods like a child after they threw a temper tantrum*

Knives: Good.

GHGs: *slightly freaked out* On the ninth day of Christmas my good friend gave to me

Cain:………

GHGs: On the ninth day of Christmas my good friend gave to me………?

Cain:………

Everyone: CAIN! IT'S YOUR TURN!

Cain:………!

The D.o.D: Cain can't talk remember?

Cain: *hangs head in exasperation*

The D.o.D: Here. *hands Cain a maker and some paper* Make signs.

Cain: *scribbles*

The D.o.D: Ready?

Cain: *nods*

GHGs: On the ninth day of Christmas my good friend gave to me

Cain: *holds up sign* Nine sniper rifles

Everyone: SWEET!

Cain: *holds up another sign* E.G. and Rai-Dei and Zazie and Chapel and Monev and Leonof don't get one 'cause I think they're dumbasses.

E.G., Rai-Dei, Zazie, Chapel, Monev, and Leonof: You suck, Cain.

Cain: *holds up another sign* Bite me :-P

Everyone: *in shock that Cain is so frikkin' cool*

GHGs: On the tenth day of Christmas my good friend gave to me

Tama: Ten jazz concert tickets

Dominique: These are killer seats!

Midvally: E.G., Chapel, and Monev aren't allowed to go because they can't appreciate good music.

Chapel: I'm a priest for God's sake!

Midvally: Well than, you can't go cause you gave everyone apples for Christmas and didn't acknowledge that fact that The D.o.D is JEWISH!

Chapel: I didn't know.

Midvally: Excuses, excuses.

GHGs: On the eleventh day of Christmas my good friend gave to me

Legato: Eleven chocolate cakes

Everyone: WHEE! CHOCOLATE!

The D.o.D: Thanks, Legato………

Legato: *puts chocolate frosting on The D.o.D's nose* You're very welcome.

The D.o.D: ^_^ How DO I get this chocolate off?

Legato: *licks her nose*

The D.o.D: *about to die of happiness………and she's usually dark and depressed*

GHGs: *weirded out Legato's sudden display of affection* On the twelfth day of Christmas my good friend gave to me

Tama: Twelve Gung-Ho Gun plushies!

The D.o.D: CHIBI'S FOR ALL!

Midvally: Do you have a plushie of YOU? *blushes*

The D.o.D: ^^b Sorry!

Legato: Here, there was a Knives plushie in the bag *hands it to The D.o.D*

The D.o.D: Can I have you instead?

Legato: ^_^

Chapel: LOOK! I EVEN HAVE AN APPLE IN MY HAND! LOOKIT HOW CUTE!

Zazie: Freak………*glances at his plushie* I'm riding a Sandworm!

E.G: I can pull off my spikes! *rips a velcro spike off* Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Rai-Dei: My sword is made of cardboard………

Cain: *holds up sign* My gun was made out of an old mini-telescope

GHGs (except for E.G. cause he'd impale everyone): *hug Tama and The D.o.D* Thanky you!

Tama: Merry Christmas!

The D.o.D: And Happy Chanukah!

Midvally: WAIT! *reaches into his sax and pulls out mistletoe*

The D.o.D: What are you doing with that, Midvally?

Midvally: *holds it over The D.o.D's head*

The D.o.D: O.Ob

(Suddenly, Midvally is hurled backwards) CRASH!

Legato: *holds mistletoe*

The D.o.D: *smiles*

Legato: *kisses The D.o.D*

Everyone: *collective 'aw'*

Will Midvally EVER get to kiss The D.o.D?

How far will Legato go with her?

What will happen to the PLUSHIES?

And what is in store for us next time?

Tama: Shut it you dumb announcer guy. There's one more chapter left!

Everyone: *collective groan*

Tama and The D.o.D: SHUT UP!

Midvally: Anything for you, darling!

The D.o.D: *rolls eyes* Oy gavolt!

~*OWARI*~