The D.o.D: We no ownie Trigun or any part of it so put your lawyers back in
your pockets.
Tama: YE-AH!
Random passer by: I CHOOSE YOU MR. JOHNSON-CHU! *throws pokeball and a lawyer pops out*
Midvally: *stares at the small man for a moment before beating him with Sylvia*
Tama: *sd * Lets just get along with it already.
The Twelve Days of Christmas: Vash's Way
Vash: I get my OWN Twelve Days of Christmas!?
Legato: Why the fuck does VASH get his own Twelve Days of Christmas?!
Tama: Because he's special * smiles *
Legato: And I'm not?!
Tama: Nope!
Legato: You stupid bitch. *magically turns into a cat and jumps into The D.o.D's lap *
The D.o.D : WHEEEEE ! Kitty! *pats the blue cat *
Legato: Whee *grins and purrs *
Tama: Can we start signing?
Everyone: *Collective nod *
Tama: COMMENSE WITH THE SINGING! * glares at Legato Kitty* and get off her lap.
The D.o.D: *glares and hugs kitty * BITE ME! HE'S MINE! Mine!
Tama: *sighs heavily * Damn………I'm gonna need some Sake after this. -.-
Vash: CAN I HAVE SOME TOO?
Tama: *massages her temples* Yes………and we can have donuts, too.
Vash: I LOVE YOU MISS AMADA! *kisses Tama*
Tama: Sing………all of you………NOW!
T.C: On the first day of Chirstmas my good friend gave to me
Vash: ETERNAL LOVE AND PEACE!
Knives: *screams* MY EARS ARE BLEEDING!
Tama: Good for you, you bloody psycho.
Legato: I thought I was a bloody psycho………*whimpers*
The D.o.D: There, there, Legato-sama. *hugs her psycho*
T.C: On the second day of Christmas my good friend gave to me
Vash: Two insurance girls.
(Rustling of a curtain)
Milly: Meryl! That's our cue!
Meryl: I am NOT going out there dressed like this!
Milly: Oh yes you are! *picks Meryl up and places her on a stage*
(Milly and Meryl stand on the stage dressed like Christmas angels)
Everyone: *stifling laughs*
Meryl: Anyone who makes a sound will die.
T.C: On the third day of Christmas my good friend gave to me
Milly: Three Derringer pistols!
Meryl: HEY! THOSE ARE MINE! GIMME! *jumps in the air and tries to grab her guns from Milly*
Milly: *laughs at her smaller friend*
T.C: On the fourth day of Christmas my good friend gave to me
Wolfwood: Four freaky Thomases!
The D.o.D: *pokes one and hides behind Legato*
T.C: On the fifth day of Christmas my good friend gave to me
Tama: Five donuts with sprinkles!
Vash: Rainbow!
(Vash and Tama fight over how to split up the donuts)
The D.o.D: *smirks*
Legato: *smirks*
The D.o.D: *grabs box of donuts and gives them to the Thomases*
Vash and Tama: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! OUR RAINBOW SPRINKLES!
Legato and The D.o.D: *high five*
T.C: On the sixth day of Christmas my good friend gave to me
Tama: *grins evilly* SIX RANDOM KURONEKOS!
The D.o.D: *freezes in fear much like Ranma does when near cats*
Tama: *hangs a Kuroneko on her friend* Let's see how long it takes for her to unfreeze!
Vash: OOOO! GAMES!
Wolfwood: Count me in!
(Everyone is hanging a Kuroneko on The D.o.D's clothing)
Legato: You are all too easily amused………even for humans.
T.C: On the seventh day of Chirstmas my good friend gave to me
Wolfwood: Seven pretty girls
Vash: *drools*
Meryl: You wish, pervert.
Vash: I am NOT a pervert! I'm a hunter of LURVE! *holds up love and peace sign*
Knives: MY EYES ARE BURNING!
Tama: Once again………good for you.
T.C: On the eighth day of Christmas my good friend gave to me
Vash: Eight………portable confessionals?
Wolfwood: You need them all, buddy. You need them all.
T.C: On the ninth day of Christmas my good friend gave to me
Tama: *holds out hands* Nine new black buttons! Y'know………incase one gets shot off!
Vash: *takes the buttons* Thanks, Tama. That's really, um, practical!
Tama: *smiles* I knew you'd like it!
Vash: *chuckles nervously*
T.C: On the tenth day of Christmas my good friend gave to me
The D.o.D: Ten tomato juice bottles.
Vash: YAY! Wolfwood! Let's have another *ahem* fight!
Wolfwood: You're on!
(They proceed to shoot each other)
(After a moment of silence a pool of red liquid forms under both their heads)
(Both get up laughing)
T.C: On the eleventh day of Chirstmas my good friend gave to me
Tama: Eleven screaming fan girls! RUN AWAY!
The D.o.D: *beats them all with sporks*
Fan girls: @_@
Legato: *laughs evilly* Stupid human girls!
The D.o.D: *ahem*
Legato: Oops! Sorry, darling!
Everyone: DARLING?!
(A few people pass out because that was really out of character)
T.C: On the twelfth day of Christmas my good friend gave to me
Wolfwood, Meryl, Milly, and Vash: TWELVE VOODOO DOLLS!
Vash: I wonder who they could be of!
Dominique: Jerk!
Midvally: Loser!
Zazie: Bastard!
Leonof: Dumb ass!
Cain: *holds up sign* Fag!
Vash: WHAT?!
Chapel: Oh come off it Mr. Stampede! We all know you've been putzing around with Wolfwood!
The D.o.D: Since when do you use Yiddish?
Chapel: Since I converted! I'm a Rabbi now!
Everyone: O.Ob
Legato: Oh………then I have a confession to make.
Wolfwood: *brings out his portable confessional*
Legato: NOT THAT KIND!
Wolfwood: Oh. *puts it away*
Legato: Well, the truth is………I'm not Catholic………or Christian………or Hindu………or Buddhist
Everyone: NO SHIT SHERLOCK!
Legato: I'm actually………adopted………and Jewish.
Everyone: *collective gasp*
Legato: I was raised by Roman Catholics, though. (no offence)
Midvally: Wow.
Legato: But………I never got a Bar Mitzvah………
The D.o.D: *sniffles* How sad!
Tama: No one should go without a Bar/ Bat Mitzvah!
Dominique: Yeah! LET'S GET LEGATO BAR MITZVAH-ED!
Chapel: And I can be the Rabbi!
Legato: *sniffle sniffle* You guys are the best!
Knives: YOU'RE ALL A BUNCH OF ASS WIPES!
Everyone: LOVE AND PEACE!
Knives: *has a conniption fit*
The D.o.D: All right then! Legato's gonna have a Bar Mitzvah!
Vash: *opens a book of Yiddish* Can we all get f'shniked (drunk)?
The D.o.D: Yes………yes we can!
Everyone: *collective YAY!*
How will Legato's Bar Mitzvah go?
WILL Midvally ever get the girl?
How will it e- (Narrator Dude is shot)
Tama and The D.o.D: Dip Shit. *blow off guns*
~*OWARI*~
You Are Cordially Invited to the Bar Mitzvah of Our Beloved Psycho
Legato Bluesummers
The service will be held at Chapel's Church (which is now a synagogue) at
ten-thirty in the morning of July 25th 2003.
There will be a luncheon at the synagogue following the service
GET READY TO PARTY!
The D.o.D and Tama Amada will be throwing an after party in Legato's honor!
The theme is Costumes so dress to impress!
It will start at seven-thirty the night of July 25th 2003 and end whenever
everyone goes home or gets tired or the police come!
Tama: YE-AH!
Random passer by: I CHOOSE YOU MR. JOHNSON-CHU! *throws pokeball and a lawyer pops out*
Midvally: *stares at the small man for a moment before beating him with Sylvia*
Tama: *sd * Lets just get along with it already.
The Twelve Days of Christmas: Vash's Way
Vash: I get my OWN Twelve Days of Christmas!?
Legato: Why the fuck does VASH get his own Twelve Days of Christmas?!
Tama: Because he's special * smiles *
Legato: And I'm not?!
Tama: Nope!
Legato: You stupid bitch. *magically turns into a cat and jumps into The D.o.D's lap *
The D.o.D : WHEEEEE ! Kitty! *pats the blue cat *
Legato: Whee *grins and purrs *
Tama: Can we start signing?
Everyone: *Collective nod *
Tama: COMMENSE WITH THE SINGING! * glares at Legato Kitty* and get off her lap.
The D.o.D: *glares and hugs kitty * BITE ME! HE'S MINE! Mine!
Tama: *sighs heavily * Damn………I'm gonna need some Sake after this. -.-
Vash: CAN I HAVE SOME TOO?
Tama: *massages her temples* Yes………and we can have donuts, too.
Vash: I LOVE YOU MISS AMADA! *kisses Tama*
Tama: Sing………all of you………NOW!
T.C: On the first day of Chirstmas my good friend gave to me
Vash: ETERNAL LOVE AND PEACE!
Knives: *screams* MY EARS ARE BLEEDING!
Tama: Good for you, you bloody psycho.
Legato: I thought I was a bloody psycho………*whimpers*
The D.o.D: There, there, Legato-sama. *hugs her psycho*
T.C: On the second day of Christmas my good friend gave to me
Vash: Two insurance girls.
(Rustling of a curtain)
Milly: Meryl! That's our cue!
Meryl: I am NOT going out there dressed like this!
Milly: Oh yes you are! *picks Meryl up and places her on a stage*
(Milly and Meryl stand on the stage dressed like Christmas angels)
Everyone: *stifling laughs*
Meryl: Anyone who makes a sound will die.
T.C: On the third day of Christmas my good friend gave to me
Milly: Three Derringer pistols!
Meryl: HEY! THOSE ARE MINE! GIMME! *jumps in the air and tries to grab her guns from Milly*
Milly: *laughs at her smaller friend*
T.C: On the fourth day of Christmas my good friend gave to me
Wolfwood: Four freaky Thomases!
The D.o.D: *pokes one and hides behind Legato*
T.C: On the fifth day of Christmas my good friend gave to me
Tama: Five donuts with sprinkles!
Vash: Rainbow!
(Vash and Tama fight over how to split up the donuts)
The D.o.D: *smirks*
Legato: *smirks*
The D.o.D: *grabs box of donuts and gives them to the Thomases*
Vash and Tama: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! OUR RAINBOW SPRINKLES!
Legato and The D.o.D: *high five*
T.C: On the sixth day of Christmas my good friend gave to me
Tama: *grins evilly* SIX RANDOM KURONEKOS!
The D.o.D: *freezes in fear much like Ranma does when near cats*
Tama: *hangs a Kuroneko on her friend* Let's see how long it takes for her to unfreeze!
Vash: OOOO! GAMES!
Wolfwood: Count me in!
(Everyone is hanging a Kuroneko on The D.o.D's clothing)
Legato: You are all too easily amused………even for humans.
T.C: On the seventh day of Chirstmas my good friend gave to me
Wolfwood: Seven pretty girls
Vash: *drools*
Meryl: You wish, pervert.
Vash: I am NOT a pervert! I'm a hunter of LURVE! *holds up love and peace sign*
Knives: MY EYES ARE BURNING!
Tama: Once again………good for you.
T.C: On the eighth day of Christmas my good friend gave to me
Vash: Eight………portable confessionals?
Wolfwood: You need them all, buddy. You need them all.
T.C: On the ninth day of Christmas my good friend gave to me
Tama: *holds out hands* Nine new black buttons! Y'know………incase one gets shot off!
Vash: *takes the buttons* Thanks, Tama. That's really, um, practical!
Tama: *smiles* I knew you'd like it!
Vash: *chuckles nervously*
T.C: On the tenth day of Christmas my good friend gave to me
The D.o.D: Ten tomato juice bottles.
Vash: YAY! Wolfwood! Let's have another *ahem* fight!
Wolfwood: You're on!
(They proceed to shoot each other)
(After a moment of silence a pool of red liquid forms under both their heads)
(Both get up laughing)
T.C: On the eleventh day of Chirstmas my good friend gave to me
Tama: Eleven screaming fan girls! RUN AWAY!
The D.o.D: *beats them all with sporks*
Fan girls: @_@
Legato: *laughs evilly* Stupid human girls!
The D.o.D: *ahem*
Legato: Oops! Sorry, darling!
Everyone: DARLING?!
(A few people pass out because that was really out of character)
T.C: On the twelfth day of Christmas my good friend gave to me
Wolfwood, Meryl, Milly, and Vash: TWELVE VOODOO DOLLS!
Vash: I wonder who they could be of!
Dominique: Jerk!
Midvally: Loser!
Zazie: Bastard!
Leonof: Dumb ass!
Cain: *holds up sign* Fag!
Vash: WHAT?!
Chapel: Oh come off it Mr. Stampede! We all know you've been putzing around with Wolfwood!
The D.o.D: Since when do you use Yiddish?
Chapel: Since I converted! I'm a Rabbi now!
Everyone: O.Ob
Legato: Oh………then I have a confession to make.
Wolfwood: *brings out his portable confessional*
Legato: NOT THAT KIND!
Wolfwood: Oh. *puts it away*
Legato: Well, the truth is………I'm not Catholic………or Christian………or Hindu………or Buddhist
Everyone: NO SHIT SHERLOCK!
Legato: I'm actually………adopted………and Jewish.
Everyone: *collective gasp*
Legato: I was raised by Roman Catholics, though. (no offence)
Midvally: Wow.
Legato: But………I never got a Bar Mitzvah………
The D.o.D: *sniffles* How sad!
Tama: No one should go without a Bar/ Bat Mitzvah!
Dominique: Yeah! LET'S GET LEGATO BAR MITZVAH-ED!
Chapel: And I can be the Rabbi!
Legato: *sniffle sniffle* You guys are the best!
Knives: YOU'RE ALL A BUNCH OF ASS WIPES!
Everyone: LOVE AND PEACE!
Knives: *has a conniption fit*
The D.o.D: All right then! Legato's gonna have a Bar Mitzvah!
Vash: *opens a book of Yiddish* Can we all get f'shniked (drunk)?
The D.o.D: Yes………yes we can!
Everyone: *collective YAY!*
How will Legato's Bar Mitzvah go?
WILL Midvally ever get the girl?
How will it e- (Narrator Dude is shot)
Tama and The D.o.D: Dip Shit. *blow off guns*
~*OWARI*~
You Are Cordially Invited to the Bar Mitzvah of Our Beloved Psycho
Legato Bluesummers
The service will be held at Chapel's Church (which is now a synagogue) at
ten-thirty in the morning of July 25th 2003.
There will be a luncheon at the synagogue following the service
GET READY TO PARTY!
The D.o.D and Tama Amada will be throwing an after party in Legato's honor!
The theme is Costumes so dress to impress!
It will start at seven-thirty the night of July 25th 2003 and end whenever
everyone goes home or gets tired or the police come!
