The D.o.D : As usual we do not own any of the Trigun cast. So….
Tama: KEEP YOUR BLOODY LAWYERS TO YOUR BLOODY SELVES!
The D.o.D: Tama…
Tama: Grrr………damn I need some sake………
The D.o.D: No you don't………
Tama: Yes I do!
The D.o.D: No! *Takes sake bottle and pours it all on the ground *
Tama and Vash: NO!
Tama: ………bitch
The D.o.D: Now there, cheer up Tama-chan *pat-pat *
Wolfwood: What's with her?
Midvally: I think she's just disappointed that The D.o.D got kissed and hugged by her crush and she hasn't.
Wolfwood: She has a crush?
Midvally: Yeah………
Wolfwood: Who?
Midvally: I'm not telling
Wolfwood: Please *sparkly eyed *
Midvally: No………ask her your self. It's sorta obvious.
Wolfwood: Who me?
Midvally: (face vault) No………
Wolfwood: *blink blink * I'll just ask her to do a confessional!
Midvally: Right………now if you don't mind, I've got to go help get the decorations for the party ready.
(Midvally runs off leaving Wolfwood in the dust pondering)
Legato's Bar Mitzvah
(Havoc was never so much fun)
It was already eight thirty on Friday morning, and Vash was h and Wolfwood were siting downstairs in the kitchen eating breakfast. Both of them look tired and rather happy. They had spent the night at Tama's house due to The
D.o.D's house was currently inhabited by little midget children.
(Flash back to the previous night)
Legato: So………why exactly are we going to Tama's house?
The D.o.D: Little evil midgets, who'd scream at the sight of you, are currently overthrowing mine.
Legato: Nani?
Tama: She means that her little sister is having a slumber party with all of her little friends.
Legato: Oh………
Tama: And since I'm an only child, I have a lot more room!
The D.o.D: Did I mention that I hate you?
Tama: And I'm damn proud of that!
The D.o.D: *glares at Tama*
Tama: Anyway……… my parents are away and we'll have the whole house to ourselves!
Vash: YEAH! SLEEP OVER!
Midvally: So where are we all going to sleep anyway? *looks around the house which is a good size but only has 3 bed rooms and a small living room *
Legato:………Yes……… there are only three bedrooms.
Tama: I know that. That's why 2 people can share a bed in each room and 3 people can sleep on the couch.
Wolfwood: Wait, so only nine people can sleep in the house?
Tama: Yes.
Knives: I'm sleeping in here. *points to Tama's room*
Tama: No fucking way! Out! *punts him out the window *
The D.o.D: So who's sleeping here * glares at Tama evilly *
Tama: Well obviously you and me………Wolfwood, Vash, Midvally, Legato, Dominique, Milly and Meryl.
Chapel: WHAT! That's not fair! I'm a priest!
The D.o.D: I thought you said you were a Rabbi….
Chapel: Oh………right………
Tama: So…. How about Legato and The D.o.D share a room. Dominique, Midvally and Meryl can share the couch. And Milly and Wolfwood can have the guest room.
Vash: And Tama and I can share a room!
Tama: Yes…. Yes we will *sparkly eyed *
The D.o.D: TAMA-CHAN!
Tama: What? *smiles evilly*
Legato: Okay………
The D.o.D: Well……… why don't we just, um………go get our 'stuff ready'. *winks at Legato*
Legato: Yes………why don't we get 'unpacked'.
*Legato and The D.o.D run up stairs to Tama's room and slam the door
shut. Everyone stares at them oddly hoping that Tama's room has
soundproof walls *
Zazie: But where are we gonna sleep ?
(The rest of the unwanted GHG;s ): Yeah!
Tama: You sleep out side in the yard!
Chapel: WHAT?! I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS!
*Vash and Tama kick the rest of the GHG's out her back door and slam it shut*
Tama: Thank you Vash-kun *smiles and hugs him *
Vash: No problem. LOVE AND PEACE!
Midvally: *sd* Let's go inside the den guys………
Dominique: Ok.
Meryl: VASH! WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR DOING!
Vash: *Sparkly bubbly romantic moment going on between him and Tama who happen to be standing underneath some mistletoe * Tama-chan………
Tama: Vash………
Vash: Tama………
Tama: Vash………
Vash: Tam—ah! *hit with a stungun and goes flying through the air and into the wall *
Meryl: Stop acting like a leach, you pervert!
Vash: Ow………
Tama: Vash-sama! *runs and kneels down and helps him up *
Vash: Thank you, Tama-chan
Meryl: Aw, will you knock it off Vash! Stop tying to sleep with every pretty girl you see.
Tama: I'm pretty?
Vash: Very!
Tama: Oh *blush *
Wolfwood: Aw……… Is Vash trying to court someone? *wink wink, nudge nudge *
Vash: Na—Nani!?
Millie: Let's go get something to drink sweetie *pulls on Wolfwood's arm and drags him towards the kitchen. *
Wolfwood: Ah… see ya later buddy! *waves as he and Millie vanish into the kitchen *
Vash: Ow……… headache………Ow
Tama: There, there
The D.o.D and Legato: WILL YOU TWO STOP BEING SO MUSHY ALREADY!
Tama: ………
Vash:………
Tama: Here, let's go upstairs. I'll get you some medicine and an ice pack and you can lie down in my parents' big, fluffy, soft, sexy bed.
Vash: Ok *pulls Tama upstairs and into her parents room and closes the door *
Kuroneko: Nya *eyes wide open and blood shot as all the lights go out *
What will happen to Tama and the D.o.D?
Will the rest of the Gun Ho Gang sleep outside or will they break in?
Will every one get f'shniked?
Will…. *Announcer falls over dead with a knife in his skull*
Midvally: I'd have killed you with Sylvia, but then she'd be stained with blood.
Chapel: Great move. Now the grass will be all wet and bloody.
Zazie: So?
Chapel: WE HAVE TO SLEEP ON THE GRASS DUMB ASS!
All: *blink blink * Good night, Chapel *Cain hits him on the head with a nearby 2 x 4 *
~* Owari *~
Tama: KEEP YOUR BLOODY LAWYERS TO YOUR BLOODY SELVES!
The D.o.D: Tama…
Tama: Grrr………damn I need some sake………
The D.o.D: No you don't………
Tama: Yes I do!
The D.o.D: No! *Takes sake bottle and pours it all on the ground *
Tama and Vash: NO!
Tama: ………bitch
The D.o.D: Now there, cheer up Tama-chan *pat-pat *
Wolfwood: What's with her?
Midvally: I think she's just disappointed that The D.o.D got kissed and hugged by her crush and she hasn't.
Wolfwood: She has a crush?
Midvally: Yeah………
Wolfwood: Who?
Midvally: I'm not telling
Wolfwood: Please *sparkly eyed *
Midvally: No………ask her your self. It's sorta obvious.
Wolfwood: Who me?
Midvally: (face vault) No………
Wolfwood: *blink blink * I'll just ask her to do a confessional!
Midvally: Right………now if you don't mind, I've got to go help get the decorations for the party ready.
(Midvally runs off leaving Wolfwood in the dust pondering)
Legato's Bar Mitzvah
(Havoc was never so much fun)
It was already eight thirty on Friday morning, and Vash was h and Wolfwood were siting downstairs in the kitchen eating breakfast. Both of them look tired and rather happy. They had spent the night at Tama's house due to The
D.o.D's house was currently inhabited by little midget children.
(Flash back to the previous night)
Legato: So………why exactly are we going to Tama's house?
The D.o.D: Little evil midgets, who'd scream at the sight of you, are currently overthrowing mine.
Legato: Nani?
Tama: She means that her little sister is having a slumber party with all of her little friends.
Legato: Oh………
Tama: And since I'm an only child, I have a lot more room!
The D.o.D: Did I mention that I hate you?
Tama: And I'm damn proud of that!
The D.o.D: *glares at Tama*
Tama: Anyway……… my parents are away and we'll have the whole house to ourselves!
Vash: YEAH! SLEEP OVER!
Midvally: So where are we all going to sleep anyway? *looks around the house which is a good size but only has 3 bed rooms and a small living room *
Legato:………Yes……… there are only three bedrooms.
Tama: I know that. That's why 2 people can share a bed in each room and 3 people can sleep on the couch.
Wolfwood: Wait, so only nine people can sleep in the house?
Tama: Yes.
Knives: I'm sleeping in here. *points to Tama's room*
Tama: No fucking way! Out! *punts him out the window *
The D.o.D: So who's sleeping here * glares at Tama evilly *
Tama: Well obviously you and me………Wolfwood, Vash, Midvally, Legato, Dominique, Milly and Meryl.
Chapel: WHAT! That's not fair! I'm a priest!
The D.o.D: I thought you said you were a Rabbi….
Chapel: Oh………right………
Tama: So…. How about Legato and The D.o.D share a room. Dominique, Midvally and Meryl can share the couch. And Milly and Wolfwood can have the guest room.
Vash: And Tama and I can share a room!
Tama: Yes…. Yes we will *sparkly eyed *
The D.o.D: TAMA-CHAN!
Tama: What? *smiles evilly*
Legato: Okay………
The D.o.D: Well……… why don't we just, um………go get our 'stuff ready'. *winks at Legato*
Legato: Yes………why don't we get 'unpacked'.
*Legato and The D.o.D run up stairs to Tama's room and slam the door
shut. Everyone stares at them oddly hoping that Tama's room has
soundproof walls *
Zazie: But where are we gonna sleep ?
(The rest of the unwanted GHG;s ): Yeah!
Tama: You sleep out side in the yard!
Chapel: WHAT?! I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS!
*Vash and Tama kick the rest of the GHG's out her back door and slam it shut*
Tama: Thank you Vash-kun *smiles and hugs him *
Vash: No problem. LOVE AND PEACE!
Midvally: *sd* Let's go inside the den guys………
Dominique: Ok.
Meryl: VASH! WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR DOING!
Vash: *Sparkly bubbly romantic moment going on between him and Tama who happen to be standing underneath some mistletoe * Tama-chan………
Tama: Vash………
Vash: Tama………
Tama: Vash………
Vash: Tam—ah! *hit with a stungun and goes flying through the air and into the wall *
Meryl: Stop acting like a leach, you pervert!
Vash: Ow………
Tama: Vash-sama! *runs and kneels down and helps him up *
Vash: Thank you, Tama-chan
Meryl: Aw, will you knock it off Vash! Stop tying to sleep with every pretty girl you see.
Tama: I'm pretty?
Vash: Very!
Tama: Oh *blush *
Wolfwood: Aw……… Is Vash trying to court someone? *wink wink, nudge nudge *
Vash: Na—Nani!?
Millie: Let's go get something to drink sweetie *pulls on Wolfwood's arm and drags him towards the kitchen. *
Wolfwood: Ah… see ya later buddy! *waves as he and Millie vanish into the kitchen *
Vash: Ow……… headache………Ow
Tama: There, there
The D.o.D and Legato: WILL YOU TWO STOP BEING SO MUSHY ALREADY!
Tama: ………
Vash:………
Tama: Here, let's go upstairs. I'll get you some medicine and an ice pack and you can lie down in my parents' big, fluffy, soft, sexy bed.
Vash: Ok *pulls Tama upstairs and into her parents room and closes the door *
Kuroneko: Nya *eyes wide open and blood shot as all the lights go out *
What will happen to Tama and the D.o.D?
Will the rest of the Gun Ho Gang sleep outside or will they break in?
Will every one get f'shniked?
Will…. *Announcer falls over dead with a knife in his skull*
Midvally: I'd have killed you with Sylvia, but then she'd be stained with blood.
Chapel: Great move. Now the grass will be all wet and bloody.
Zazie: So?
Chapel: WE HAVE TO SLEEP ON THE GRASS DUMB ASS!
All: *blink blink * Good night, Chapel *Cain hits him on the head with a nearby 2 x 4 *
~* Owari *~
