Whatever tomorrow brings
New Profession
Spooky mechanical voice returns. "Chapter 2: Now complete. This chapter is rated PG-13. It may have material such as: Extreme violence, course language, adult situations, and suggestive dialogue. No flaming. My creator has created me to warn you, and I have done my job." *Directors note: I made the voice 'cause I am lazy.
"That was fun! I haven't been to a club in so long!" Barbara was laughing as she walked up the driveway to Harl and Ivy's house. "We haven't been out much lately either." Pam responded while unlocking the door. "It's amazing that we could get along so well! I mean, with all the times we shot at each other, and fought." Harley piped up. "You wanna stay the night?" Pam asked. "Yeah!" Barbara nodded. They stayed up half the night eating cookie dough.
The next morning Barbara stood staring at the phone. 'What should I do? Should I call Dad? He's probably worried. Should I call Bruce? He would just yell at me for being here. I could tell dad that I went to a friend's house. Still.I don't want to leave.' She thought to herself.
"Do you want to stay with us awhile?" Harley's voice came from behind. Barb turned around. Pam stood next to Harley. "Harl and I talked about it, we would like you to stay. We've been kind of lonely." She smiled. Barbara Hugged Harley. "I would LOVE to stay!" "You can stay in the guest room!!" Harley said, jumping up and down with Barb.
Spooky mechanical voice starts booming
"We will return after this commercial break where we try to sell you stuff that will break in a week, cost more than admitted, and lead to a divorce."
Commercials
"And now back to our feature presentation."
A week had passed and batman was getting more irritated by the minute. Where could she have gone? If she was kidnapped, why was there no ransom notes yet? Robin won't listen to anyone now. "Batman!" Commissioner Gordon had finally cut off Batman from his thoughts. "What?" He turned around. "I know you're worried about Barbara, but there's a burglary, let's go." And they were off. When they arrived they had a nasty surprise.
"Oh damn! Uh, hi dad! Bye Dad!" Barbara had saw her dad running in. She had one of those Japanese schoolgirl outfits in black, and her hair back in a ponytail, but she was still recognizable. She waved and went running off, her bag of loot in hand. Harley Quinn popped out of nowhere and hit Batman upside up the head with a big stick and jumped in the car. Ivy was already driving off with Barbara screaming to Batman. "Hey! Batz! This is my two weeks notice!"
"I'm sorry Gordon." Batman looked at the dumbfounded Gordon. "If it's any comfort to you, they will take good care of her." Batman said, putting a hand on Gordon's shoulder. "They're ruthless criminals. How could they." "Trust me. They take good care of each other." Gordon shrugged and walked off. Batman got in the Bat mobile. He turned on the intercom. "Robin. I found Barbara."
"Where?"
"She's partnered with Poison Ivy and Harley Quinn."
Once again, presenting machine voice "I want a name. I'm sorry the warning was for nothing. But better safe than sorry."
New Profession
Spooky mechanical voice returns. "Chapter 2: Now complete. This chapter is rated PG-13. It may have material such as: Extreme violence, course language, adult situations, and suggestive dialogue. No flaming. My creator has created me to warn you, and I have done my job." *Directors note: I made the voice 'cause I am lazy.
"That was fun! I haven't been to a club in so long!" Barbara was laughing as she walked up the driveway to Harl and Ivy's house. "We haven't been out much lately either." Pam responded while unlocking the door. "It's amazing that we could get along so well! I mean, with all the times we shot at each other, and fought." Harley piped up. "You wanna stay the night?" Pam asked. "Yeah!" Barbara nodded. They stayed up half the night eating cookie dough.
The next morning Barbara stood staring at the phone. 'What should I do? Should I call Dad? He's probably worried. Should I call Bruce? He would just yell at me for being here. I could tell dad that I went to a friend's house. Still.I don't want to leave.' She thought to herself.
"Do you want to stay with us awhile?" Harley's voice came from behind. Barb turned around. Pam stood next to Harley. "Harl and I talked about it, we would like you to stay. We've been kind of lonely." She smiled. Barbara Hugged Harley. "I would LOVE to stay!" "You can stay in the guest room!!" Harley said, jumping up and down with Barb.
Spooky mechanical voice starts booming
"We will return after this commercial break where we try to sell you stuff that will break in a week, cost more than admitted, and lead to a divorce."
Commercials
"And now back to our feature presentation."
A week had passed and batman was getting more irritated by the minute. Where could she have gone? If she was kidnapped, why was there no ransom notes yet? Robin won't listen to anyone now. "Batman!" Commissioner Gordon had finally cut off Batman from his thoughts. "What?" He turned around. "I know you're worried about Barbara, but there's a burglary, let's go." And they were off. When they arrived they had a nasty surprise.
"Oh damn! Uh, hi dad! Bye Dad!" Barbara had saw her dad running in. She had one of those Japanese schoolgirl outfits in black, and her hair back in a ponytail, but she was still recognizable. She waved and went running off, her bag of loot in hand. Harley Quinn popped out of nowhere and hit Batman upside up the head with a big stick and jumped in the car. Ivy was already driving off with Barbara screaming to Batman. "Hey! Batz! This is my two weeks notice!"
"I'm sorry Gordon." Batman looked at the dumbfounded Gordon. "If it's any comfort to you, they will take good care of her." Batman said, putting a hand on Gordon's shoulder. "They're ruthless criminals. How could they." "Trust me. They take good care of each other." Gordon shrugged and walked off. Batman got in the Bat mobile. He turned on the intercom. "Robin. I found Barbara."
"Where?"
"She's partnered with Poison Ivy and Harley Quinn."
Once again, presenting machine voice "I want a name. I'm sorry the warning was for nothing. But better safe than sorry."
