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Nicky.) I only do this for entertainment purposes, (and an excuse to avoid
my homework:). So don't sue and enjoy the fic!
Note: Hey everyone! Just wanted to let you know we'll be leaving the 'dramatic scenes' for a little while and back to what I'm used to.Humor! (and cute family moments^^) So small warning: I'm not responsible if you suddenly crack up laughing at your computer and someone walks by thinking you're 'unbalanced'. Other than that, enjoy the change of pace!^^
To read more of my fanfictions (sorry, not Inuyasha^^') then check out my site. http://takeoff.to/teardrop
The Feudal Fairy Tale Begins Again...
By: Msmelanie
Chapter Twenty: Could You Please??????
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The Next morning.....
Kawayou twitched his ears toward the sounds of singing birds. He blearily opened one of his eyes and looked around. He felt something warm wrapped around him. He looked down and saw Shippou lying down on his new robe. He also realized that someone else had their arm around him. He remembered who's lap he was on last night so started to wiggle out of the grasp of his dad.
Inuyasha growled. In his dreams something was trying to take his pup away. 'I don't think so...'
Kawayou started to growl and hiss in frustration. 'Dammit, just let me go!' But the more Kawayou struggled, the tighter Inuyasha hung on to him and growled.
Kawayou looked down at Shippou and smiled. A plan was forming in his mind...
Kawayou gently started rubbing Shippou's tail. As Shippou started to smile he opened up one of his eyes and saw Kawayou grinning down at him.
Inuyasha smiled and stopped growling. The 'something' that had been trying to take his pup away had stopped. Then he started to feel something gnawing on his left ear.
Inuyasha took his arm from around Kagome and tried to whack away the problem. Instead when he swung his fist on the perpetrator he missed and smacked his own head.
Kagome slowly opened her eyes when she felt Inuyasha had pulled his arm away.
...He could swear he heard a laugh before he started to rub his sore head and started to drift off again.
A second later he felt something gnawing on his right ear. He once again whacked at the enemy, missed, and hit his head again.
He rubbed his twice as soar head as he started to hear two 'someone's' laughing.
Miroku and Sango started to shift and opened their eyes to see Kagome and Kawayou laughing as Shippou kept gnawing on one of Inuyasha's ears causing him to conk himself on his head.
'Not again!' When the unknown annoyance attacked his ears again, he opened up his eyes...
And saw Miroku, Sango, Kagome, and Kawayou all were laughing at him. Then he finally realized it was Shippou that was making him conk himself on his head. He grabbed his tail and growled at the Kitsune. "What do you think you're doing making me look like some fool?!"
Shippou laughed. "'Cause you are some fool!"
Shippou's response made everyone laugh again.
"He does have a point Inuyasha." Miroku smiled.
Inuyasha brought the kitsune touching nose to nose with him.
Kawayou reached up to try and rescue Shippou from Inuyasha. "Hey, let 'em go, B.O! It was my idea!"
Inuyasha looked down at his pup. "Hm?"
Kawayou wiggled again. "So you would let me go, which you still haven't!"
Inuyasha just scoffed and let his pup scramble out of his grip.
Kawayou dusted his robe off. "Now let's go check the well back out."
Inuyasha yawned and looked at his pup. He was about to tell him they would eat first, but the pup just darted out the door.
Kagome looked at Inuyasha, begging him to get up and go after him.
Inuyasha grunted and let Kagome grab onto his shoulders.
"Don't worry, we'll be right back." Kagome smiled at Miroku and Sango as Inuyasha took off towards the well.
To the well...
Kawayou started to claw at the inside of the well again. "Come on, open up!"
Inuyasha and Kagome peaked at him from the top of the well.
"So...!" Inuyasha smiled smugly as he leaned his arms against the well. "Any luck pup?"
Kawayou growled. How in the world could he be related to a guy so arrogant?
Inuyasha jumped into the well grabbed Kawayou in one arm and jumped back out of the well. He stood Kawayou in front of Kagome. "Well doesn't work."
One of Kagome's eyes twitched. She had figured out that it didn't work when Kawayou didn't go back to the future.
Back at the hut...
"Please?"
"No."
"Please?"
"No."
"Please?"
"...no."
Miroku smiled. He was wearing her down, he could feel it. "You didn't say no so fast that time, Sango. Are you positive you do still not want to bear my child?"
Sango started to finger Hiraikotsu threateningly. "You are not wearing me down monk, I'm simply getting tired of the question."
Miroku shook his staff teasingly. "You are just saying that my lovely Sango." He moved closer to her. "You would make a really great mother to my children."
Sango was about to respond when they felt a breeze travel past. When they looked at what caused it, they realized it was Inuyasha and Kagome.
A second later, Kawayou came in. He growled. 'Damn, he's fast.'
Inuyasha frowned at his pup. "You should be able to run a lot faster than that."
"Well, my world isn't the kind of place where I get to run all the time!" Kawayou rebuttaled.
Kagome looked around for Kaede. "Where's Kaede?"
Sango looked back at Kagome. "To help a sick village boy."
Miroku looked at Kagome and a new idea came to his mind. He moved up closer to her, but because of a cautious son and a dangerous hanyou, only made it a couple steps closer. He cleared his throat politely. "Lady Kagome, you are in motherhood. Would you please tell me how you feel about it?"
Kagome blinked. Inuyasha growled. Kawayou just wished he could have a candybar.
'What are you up to?' Inuyasha wondered.
"Well...motherhood's wonderful." Kagome replied.
Miroku smiled. "What's so wonderful about it?"
Kagome started to feel herself blush. "Well, a lot of things. To be able to bring a life into this world, to be able to hear kind words from your boy trying to express how much he loves you, to be able to love someone so much that you'd give anything for them never to feel pain..."
Kawayou just ignored his mom. She was starting to get mushy. Inuyasha was also doing the same thing.
Miroku smiled and looked at Sango's reaction to the heartfelt words Kagome had said. 'Now.' He looked over to Sango and smiled.
"Not on your life monk." Sango frowned.
Miroku scratched his head. He was SURE that would work! He looked back over at Kagome. 'On to plan two then.' "Then it seems you love motherhood."
Kagome blushed.
Miroku smiled at her. "Then would you mind bearing one more child for me?"
There are times in the world where dangerous intentions are expressed, even though they are better left unsaid. Left unsaid and undone. Fortunately, after such a crisis, things usually change back to normal once the consequences take effect.
"YOU STUPID ****ing PERVERTED ***HOLE! I'M GOING TO-!"
But Inuyasha never had time to finish his threat before Miroku was yelling in pain.
Kagome looked at Miroku's leg and saw Kawayou digging his little claws and fangs deep into the monk's left thigh. He wasn't letting go anytime soon if his animalistic growl indicated anything.
"Kawayou?! Let go of him!" Kagome shouted as she ran over and tried to pull the little dog demon from Miroku's leg.
It was futile though. The more she pulled on him, the more he bit and clawed into Miroku.
Kagome looked over at Inuyasha pleadingly. "Inuyasha, get him off of Miroku!"
Inuyasha crossed his arms and glanced down at his son. He really had his fangs sunk into Miroku...."Make him take his request back."
Miroku looked at Inuyasha wide-eyed. "Dog Demon! Get the vile creature off of me!" he said as he started to think about hitting Kawayou over the head with his staff.
The hanyou seemed to be reading the monk's mind. "Not until you take back your stupid request!" Inuyasha shouted as he walked up toward him and threateningly extended his claws.
Kagome looked at Inuyasha and her son angrily. "Help him Inuyasha NOW!!"
Inuyasha didn't respond to the threat in Kagome's voice. He bared his fangs dangerously in front of Miroku.
"Okay, I take it back!" Miroku finally succumbed to the vicious looks the hanyou was giving him.
Inuyasha held his stance. "Promise you'll never ask her to bear your child again."
Miroku held up his hand in a sign of peace. "I promise."
Inuyasha smiled smugly and looked down at his pup. Then, he looked over to Kagome and pointed accusingly. "And you!" he shouted at her. "You tell him you'll never bear his pups, only my pups because you're mine!"
Kagome opened her mouth and closed it. Then she opened it again and closed it again. 'I can't say that!' "Inuyasha, help him!"
"Say it!" He growled.
Kagome closed her eyes and tried to think. If she said THAT to Miroku, Inuyasha would treat it as if it were a promise made out of solid gold. If she didn't say something, poor Miroku would continue to be tortured. 'What should I do?'
Kagome twiddled her fingers a little nervously. "I uhh...I will never bear your pups Miroku and...uhhh...."
Inuyasha looked at her expectantly.
Kagome sighed. "...I...I'll only bear Inuyasha's....pups because..." she finally managed to squeal out the next part. "I-I'm his."
Inuyasha beamed and had a big grin on his face. He looked down at Kawayou. 'Hmmm...one good yank'd do it, but it'd take more than just Kawayou. The pup's got his claws anchored into the priest.' So Inuyasha used the simplest method he could think of.
He scratched behind Kawayou's ears.
Kawayou growled. His body was relaxing too much, he was about to lose his grip on his enemy.
Kagome sighed in relief as she saw Inuyasha finally tug away Kawayou gently enough that he didn't take any of Miroku's leg with him.
After the whole mess was over, Sango decided she would have her say. She strolled up to Miroku as he rubbed his poor thigh. He smiled up at her. "Ahh, Sango. Have you changed your mind?"
She hit him hard with Hiraikotsu and knocked him unconscious as she strolled back over to where she had previously been sitting. She had wanted to do that since he said those horrible words, but watching him deal with two dog-demon's first seemed more fitting.
Inuyasha handed Kawayou over to Kagome and still had a big goofy grin on his face. "Here's OUR pup."
Kagome ignored the emphasis on the word our and frowned down at her son.
Kawayou looked up angrily and pointed to the unconscious Miroku sprawled out on the floor. "He started it!"
"He's right, he did." Inuyasha stuck up for him.
Kagome turned her frown to Inuyasha. "I didn't ask you Inuyasha." She looked back down at her son. "What have I told you about attacking people?"
"Only attack enemies. Kawayou replied. "But he was my enemy! He was trying to take you away from me!"
Kagome sighed exhaustively. "No, Kawayou. He was not taking me away from you. It was just a joke."
"Yeah, and I'm the priestess of the Shikon no tama." Inuyasha scoffed. "He was serious as hell this time, Kagome!" He looked back at Miroku angrily. "And you should be thankful the pup striked first 'cause I would've done something a lot worse to him!"
Kagome closed here eyes in frustration. Reasoning with dog demons was like catching rain with a drainer. She knew Miroku sounded no more serious than he usually did. They just got used to the concept of her being 'their's' they overreacted. Then to make matters worse, she remembered what Inuyasha made her say to Miroku.
Inuyasha took back Kawayou and sat the pup on his shoulder's. "The pup knows what's what Kagome. NO ONE is going to father his brothers and sisters but me, right?"
Kawayou smiled. There was NO WAY he ever let male humans near enough to his mom. Especially Hojo. The moment he was old enough to extend his claws that guy was long gone. No human was ever good enough for his mom. But his dad was different. Not only was he strong and protective, but his mom had power over him if anything ever happened. Which he was starting to think there was less of a chance of the more he was around with him. 'Okay, I don't know if I really like this smelly guy yet, but one thing's for sure. If I'm having brothers and sisters, they are going to come only from Inuyasha.'
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Note: Hey everyone! Just wanted to let you know we'll be leaving the 'dramatic scenes' for a little while and back to what I'm used to.Humor! (and cute family moments^^) So small warning: I'm not responsible if you suddenly crack up laughing at your computer and someone walks by thinking you're 'unbalanced'. Other than that, enjoy the change of pace!^^
To read more of my fanfictions (sorry, not Inuyasha^^') then check out my site. http://takeoff.to/teardrop
The Feudal Fairy Tale Begins Again...
By: Msmelanie
Chapter Twenty: Could You Please??????
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The Next morning.....
Kawayou twitched his ears toward the sounds of singing birds. He blearily opened one of his eyes and looked around. He felt something warm wrapped around him. He looked down and saw Shippou lying down on his new robe. He also realized that someone else had their arm around him. He remembered who's lap he was on last night so started to wiggle out of the grasp of his dad.
Inuyasha growled. In his dreams something was trying to take his pup away. 'I don't think so...'
Kawayou started to growl and hiss in frustration. 'Dammit, just let me go!' But the more Kawayou struggled, the tighter Inuyasha hung on to him and growled.
Kawayou looked down at Shippou and smiled. A plan was forming in his mind...
Kawayou gently started rubbing Shippou's tail. As Shippou started to smile he opened up one of his eyes and saw Kawayou grinning down at him.
Inuyasha smiled and stopped growling. The 'something' that had been trying to take his pup away had stopped. Then he started to feel something gnawing on his left ear.
Inuyasha took his arm from around Kagome and tried to whack away the problem. Instead when he swung his fist on the perpetrator he missed and smacked his own head.
Kagome slowly opened her eyes when she felt Inuyasha had pulled his arm away.
...He could swear he heard a laugh before he started to rub his sore head and started to drift off again.
A second later he felt something gnawing on his right ear. He once again whacked at the enemy, missed, and hit his head again.
He rubbed his twice as soar head as he started to hear two 'someone's' laughing.
Miroku and Sango started to shift and opened their eyes to see Kagome and Kawayou laughing as Shippou kept gnawing on one of Inuyasha's ears causing him to conk himself on his head.
'Not again!' When the unknown annoyance attacked his ears again, he opened up his eyes...
And saw Miroku, Sango, Kagome, and Kawayou all were laughing at him. Then he finally realized it was Shippou that was making him conk himself on his head. He grabbed his tail and growled at the Kitsune. "What do you think you're doing making me look like some fool?!"
Shippou laughed. "'Cause you are some fool!"
Shippou's response made everyone laugh again.
"He does have a point Inuyasha." Miroku smiled.
Inuyasha brought the kitsune touching nose to nose with him.
Kawayou reached up to try and rescue Shippou from Inuyasha. "Hey, let 'em go, B.O! It was my idea!"
Inuyasha looked down at his pup. "Hm?"
Kawayou wiggled again. "So you would let me go, which you still haven't!"
Inuyasha just scoffed and let his pup scramble out of his grip.
Kawayou dusted his robe off. "Now let's go check the well back out."
Inuyasha yawned and looked at his pup. He was about to tell him they would eat first, but the pup just darted out the door.
Kagome looked at Inuyasha, begging him to get up and go after him.
Inuyasha grunted and let Kagome grab onto his shoulders.
"Don't worry, we'll be right back." Kagome smiled at Miroku and Sango as Inuyasha took off towards the well.
To the well...
Kawayou started to claw at the inside of the well again. "Come on, open up!"
Inuyasha and Kagome peaked at him from the top of the well.
"So...!" Inuyasha smiled smugly as he leaned his arms against the well. "Any luck pup?"
Kawayou growled. How in the world could he be related to a guy so arrogant?
Inuyasha jumped into the well grabbed Kawayou in one arm and jumped back out of the well. He stood Kawayou in front of Kagome. "Well doesn't work."
One of Kagome's eyes twitched. She had figured out that it didn't work when Kawayou didn't go back to the future.
Back at the hut...
"Please?"
"No."
"Please?"
"No."
"Please?"
"...no."
Miroku smiled. He was wearing her down, he could feel it. "You didn't say no so fast that time, Sango. Are you positive you do still not want to bear my child?"
Sango started to finger Hiraikotsu threateningly. "You are not wearing me down monk, I'm simply getting tired of the question."
Miroku shook his staff teasingly. "You are just saying that my lovely Sango." He moved closer to her. "You would make a really great mother to my children."
Sango was about to respond when they felt a breeze travel past. When they looked at what caused it, they realized it was Inuyasha and Kagome.
A second later, Kawayou came in. He growled. 'Damn, he's fast.'
Inuyasha frowned at his pup. "You should be able to run a lot faster than that."
"Well, my world isn't the kind of place where I get to run all the time!" Kawayou rebuttaled.
Kagome looked around for Kaede. "Where's Kaede?"
Sango looked back at Kagome. "To help a sick village boy."
Miroku looked at Kagome and a new idea came to his mind. He moved up closer to her, but because of a cautious son and a dangerous hanyou, only made it a couple steps closer. He cleared his throat politely. "Lady Kagome, you are in motherhood. Would you please tell me how you feel about it?"
Kagome blinked. Inuyasha growled. Kawayou just wished he could have a candybar.
'What are you up to?' Inuyasha wondered.
"Well...motherhood's wonderful." Kagome replied.
Miroku smiled. "What's so wonderful about it?"
Kagome started to feel herself blush. "Well, a lot of things. To be able to bring a life into this world, to be able to hear kind words from your boy trying to express how much he loves you, to be able to love someone so much that you'd give anything for them never to feel pain..."
Kawayou just ignored his mom. She was starting to get mushy. Inuyasha was also doing the same thing.
Miroku smiled and looked at Sango's reaction to the heartfelt words Kagome had said. 'Now.' He looked over to Sango and smiled.
"Not on your life monk." Sango frowned.
Miroku scratched his head. He was SURE that would work! He looked back over at Kagome. 'On to plan two then.' "Then it seems you love motherhood."
Kagome blushed.
Miroku smiled at her. "Then would you mind bearing one more child for me?"
There are times in the world where dangerous intentions are expressed, even though they are better left unsaid. Left unsaid and undone. Fortunately, after such a crisis, things usually change back to normal once the consequences take effect.
"YOU STUPID ****ing PERVERTED ***HOLE! I'M GOING TO-!"
But Inuyasha never had time to finish his threat before Miroku was yelling in pain.
Kagome looked at Miroku's leg and saw Kawayou digging his little claws and fangs deep into the monk's left thigh. He wasn't letting go anytime soon if his animalistic growl indicated anything.
"Kawayou?! Let go of him!" Kagome shouted as she ran over and tried to pull the little dog demon from Miroku's leg.
It was futile though. The more she pulled on him, the more he bit and clawed into Miroku.
Kagome looked over at Inuyasha pleadingly. "Inuyasha, get him off of Miroku!"
Inuyasha crossed his arms and glanced down at his son. He really had his fangs sunk into Miroku...."Make him take his request back."
Miroku looked at Inuyasha wide-eyed. "Dog Demon! Get the vile creature off of me!" he said as he started to think about hitting Kawayou over the head with his staff.
The hanyou seemed to be reading the monk's mind. "Not until you take back your stupid request!" Inuyasha shouted as he walked up toward him and threateningly extended his claws.
Kagome looked at Inuyasha and her son angrily. "Help him Inuyasha NOW!!"
Inuyasha didn't respond to the threat in Kagome's voice. He bared his fangs dangerously in front of Miroku.
"Okay, I take it back!" Miroku finally succumbed to the vicious looks the hanyou was giving him.
Inuyasha held his stance. "Promise you'll never ask her to bear your child again."
Miroku held up his hand in a sign of peace. "I promise."
Inuyasha smiled smugly and looked down at his pup. Then, he looked over to Kagome and pointed accusingly. "And you!" he shouted at her. "You tell him you'll never bear his pups, only my pups because you're mine!"
Kagome opened her mouth and closed it. Then she opened it again and closed it again. 'I can't say that!' "Inuyasha, help him!"
"Say it!" He growled.
Kagome closed her eyes and tried to think. If she said THAT to Miroku, Inuyasha would treat it as if it were a promise made out of solid gold. If she didn't say something, poor Miroku would continue to be tortured. 'What should I do?'
Kagome twiddled her fingers a little nervously. "I uhh...I will never bear your pups Miroku and...uhhh...."
Inuyasha looked at her expectantly.
Kagome sighed. "...I...I'll only bear Inuyasha's....pups because..." she finally managed to squeal out the next part. "I-I'm his."
Inuyasha beamed and had a big grin on his face. He looked down at Kawayou. 'Hmmm...one good yank'd do it, but it'd take more than just Kawayou. The pup's got his claws anchored into the priest.' So Inuyasha used the simplest method he could think of.
He scratched behind Kawayou's ears.
Kawayou growled. His body was relaxing too much, he was about to lose his grip on his enemy.
Kagome sighed in relief as she saw Inuyasha finally tug away Kawayou gently enough that he didn't take any of Miroku's leg with him.
After the whole mess was over, Sango decided she would have her say. She strolled up to Miroku as he rubbed his poor thigh. He smiled up at her. "Ahh, Sango. Have you changed your mind?"
She hit him hard with Hiraikotsu and knocked him unconscious as she strolled back over to where she had previously been sitting. She had wanted to do that since he said those horrible words, but watching him deal with two dog-demon's first seemed more fitting.
Inuyasha handed Kawayou over to Kagome and still had a big goofy grin on his face. "Here's OUR pup."
Kagome ignored the emphasis on the word our and frowned down at her son.
Kawayou looked up angrily and pointed to the unconscious Miroku sprawled out on the floor. "He started it!"
"He's right, he did." Inuyasha stuck up for him.
Kagome turned her frown to Inuyasha. "I didn't ask you Inuyasha." She looked back down at her son. "What have I told you about attacking people?"
"Only attack enemies. Kawayou replied. "But he was my enemy! He was trying to take you away from me!"
Kagome sighed exhaustively. "No, Kawayou. He was not taking me away from you. It was just a joke."
"Yeah, and I'm the priestess of the Shikon no tama." Inuyasha scoffed. "He was serious as hell this time, Kagome!" He looked back at Miroku angrily. "And you should be thankful the pup striked first 'cause I would've done something a lot worse to him!"
Kagome closed here eyes in frustration. Reasoning with dog demons was like catching rain with a drainer. She knew Miroku sounded no more serious than he usually did. They just got used to the concept of her being 'their's' they overreacted. Then to make matters worse, she remembered what Inuyasha made her say to Miroku.
Inuyasha took back Kawayou and sat the pup on his shoulder's. "The pup knows what's what Kagome. NO ONE is going to father his brothers and sisters but me, right?"
Kawayou smiled. There was NO WAY he ever let male humans near enough to his mom. Especially Hojo. The moment he was old enough to extend his claws that guy was long gone. No human was ever good enough for his mom. But his dad was different. Not only was he strong and protective, but his mom had power over him if anything ever happened. Which he was starting to think there was less of a chance of the more he was around with him. 'Okay, I don't know if I really like this smelly guy yet, but one thing's for sure. If I'm having brothers and sisters, they are going to come only from Inuyasha.'
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