I'm back! I've been away for awhile. I had to go to driving school and then I rediscovered

Legend of Dragoon and well... but I'm back now. My muse was recaptured thanks to Shagreen's

staff and a liquid nitrogen trap. (He's still regrowing his fur). Anyway, this was

co-written by me and Ren. It makes more sense if you read it at two in the morning which is

when we started writing it.

Note: Pixie Stix were involved in the creation of this fic. Every time the writer changes

I skipped a line. It starts with Ren.

"Yo babe what's your problem?" Chris yelled at Kim as she walked away from him. Cris ran up

to her and grabbed her arm.

"Let go of me or I'll break your arm off!"

"Hey baby, I'm just tryin' to talk to ya!" Chris easing his grasp, "Why didn't I see you

show for the X-games?"

"Cuz they're not my thing babe!" Kim said as she took her arm out of his hand. "Chris why

don't you turmn around on your little legs and leave me alone?"

"Little legs?! What d'ya mean by that toots?" Chris asked.

"You know that's what I love about you," she said.

"Really?"

"No."

"Wha you don't love me?" Chris asked with a dilenquent smile.

"No, we went through this! Why?" she asked while watching him teleport things and moving

his long blond hair.

"You know when you move your hair like that it drives me wild," Kim said. Chris moves

closer and wraps one arm around her waist. and puts his hand in her hair.

"Really? It drives you wild? I thought you hated me." He said while looking into her light

green eyes.

"I don't hate you," she said while smiling, "i just don't love you. Babe you know we're

just friends." And with that she pushes away from him and walks away.

Okay, that wasn't bad. This didn't start out as an X-men fic, but it slowly got that way. If

you're at all interested in the characters, I'm putting up a page for my universe soon.