Hulk--Chapter two
by weirdDAR
Betty: Let's do this.
(Betty presses a few buttons, and the camera expresses this through
two angles. Bruce is stiff, gripping his knees. Betty grabs his hands.)
Betty: It'll be okay.
Bruce: How do you know? You don't know what's going to happen!
Betty: I just know, alright.
Bruce: Alright then...if something goes wrong, you owe my fifty dollars.
Betty: Deal.
P.A system: Bruce...Betty...There's something wrong with the radiation
controls. Bruce, come in and check it out. Maybe something interesting
to this movie will actually happen.
(Bruce gets up and walks into the Radiation control room.)
Betty on the P.A: Bruce...there's something wrong.
Bruce: What the hell do you think I'm doing here? I'm trying to fix
the damn problem.
Betty on the P.A: No...it's not that. Remember that pizza you ordered?
Bruce: Yeah....
Betty on the P.A: It just got here and...there's olives on it.
Bruce: God dammit!
(Bruce hits the gamma radiation machine toy thing and it begins to go
off.)
Betty on the P.A: Bruce I can't stop it!
Bruce: What? The radiation?
Betty on the P.A: No, the order. They said you'll have to take the
olives.
(Radiation is now pouring out of the machine and all over Bruce.)
Bruce: (Barely) Don't...tip...the...bastard...
(Goes to sleep.)
(Betty notices on a monitor his heart stoped.)
Betty: Bruce?
(She rushes in the room, and begins CPR. She stops for a minute when
she notices the monitor shows Bruce's heart has started again. She
looks back at Bruce, and his eyes open quickly. Ala Spider-man. Bruce
grabs Betty's neck.)
Bruce: You owe me fifty bucks.
(He throws her on the ground and begins to form into the HULK! First,
his watch comes off. It's a Rugrats talking watch he got at Burger King.
Then his wallet falls out of his pocket, that has ripped. Betty has been
knocked out. yay!.)
Hulk: Hulk angry!
(Hulk bust through the room and heads towards the pizza box. He looks
down at the box and notices the olives. He roars loudly and throws the box
out of the window, which hits Lou.
Lou: My life couldn't get any worse...plus, there's olives on this pizza.
(The Hulk smashes through the ceiling, where David, who is now older, is
drunk. Hulk stops in his tracks.)
David: Bruce?
Hulk: Nick Nolte?
David: No, I just look like him.
(They have a silent moment...which will make the audience feel very
uncomfortable. Hulk has a flashback to when his dad, David is tossing
him in the air. You know...like fathers do to their children. Bruce is
laughing. Then the doorbell rings. David doesn't catch Bruce, and lets
him fall. Bruce doesn't cry. David answers the door, and it's a pizza man.)
Pizza Man: I got a large pizza with Olives.)
[Back to the father and Hulk scene.]
(Hulk gets angry at this. Olives suck. Hulk growls. This scares David,
but since he's drunk, there's no effect to his emotions.)
David: Hey, I'm sorry...I meant to order no Olives. Can you find it in
your heart to forgive me?
(Hulk grabs David and throws him on top of a car. The building is luckily
one story. A cop comes up to the car.)
Cop: You've been driving drunk again, haven't you, Nick?
David: My son...My Bruce...
(Hulk reaches from inside the building and grabs Betty. He jumps on
the Empire state building, which just so happened to be here...in
California. Great directing, Ang.)
Man from street: It's King Kong.
Woman from street: No! King Kong doesn't look like Shrek.
Shrek from street: I know! This lil' bastard is ripping me off.
(Hulk climbs to the top of the building and roars.)
(Spider-man, Daredevil and Blade come through the stairway.)
Daredevil: What the hell do you think you're doing?
(Hulk stops.)
Spider-man: Look, pal, I know Marvel is going crazy with the movie
rights and all...but you don't need to over play us.
Blade: Not many people knew I'm from Marvel, so I don't know why I'm
here in the first place.
Daredevil: What'd we talk about, Blade? Huh? That's right...no talking.
Blade: Sorry, Mr. Affleck.
Spider-man: Put the girl down, Hulk...and end the movie now.
(Hulk growls and smashes all of them. Luckily, they were only stunt
doubles...except for Blade, but I don't think anyone is going to be
too sad about that.)
The next morning...
(Betty wakes up, she holds her head.)
Betty: What happened last night?
(She rolls over, on top of Bruce.)
Betty: Oh...my...God...
To be continued...
Next chapter: Betty is forced to contact her father about Bruce.
Then some crazy shit happens. Please leave a review.
by weirdDAR
Betty: Let's do this.
(Betty presses a few buttons, and the camera expresses this through
two angles. Bruce is stiff, gripping his knees. Betty grabs his hands.)
Betty: It'll be okay.
Bruce: How do you know? You don't know what's going to happen!
Betty: I just know, alright.
Bruce: Alright then...if something goes wrong, you owe my fifty dollars.
Betty: Deal.
P.A system: Bruce...Betty...There's something wrong with the radiation
controls. Bruce, come in and check it out. Maybe something interesting
to this movie will actually happen.
(Bruce gets up and walks into the Radiation control room.)
Betty on the P.A: Bruce...there's something wrong.
Bruce: What the hell do you think I'm doing here? I'm trying to fix
the damn problem.
Betty on the P.A: No...it's not that. Remember that pizza you ordered?
Bruce: Yeah....
Betty on the P.A: It just got here and...there's olives on it.
Bruce: God dammit!
(Bruce hits the gamma radiation machine toy thing and it begins to go
off.)
Betty on the P.A: Bruce I can't stop it!
Bruce: What? The radiation?
Betty on the P.A: No, the order. They said you'll have to take the
olives.
(Radiation is now pouring out of the machine and all over Bruce.)
Bruce: (Barely) Don't...tip...the...bastard...
(Goes to sleep.)
(Betty notices on a monitor his heart stoped.)
Betty: Bruce?
(She rushes in the room, and begins CPR. She stops for a minute when
she notices the monitor shows Bruce's heart has started again. She
looks back at Bruce, and his eyes open quickly. Ala Spider-man. Bruce
grabs Betty's neck.)
Bruce: You owe me fifty bucks.
(He throws her on the ground and begins to form into the HULK! First,
his watch comes off. It's a Rugrats talking watch he got at Burger King.
Then his wallet falls out of his pocket, that has ripped. Betty has been
knocked out. yay!.)
Hulk: Hulk angry!
(Hulk bust through the room and heads towards the pizza box. He looks
down at the box and notices the olives. He roars loudly and throws the box
out of the window, which hits Lou.
Lou: My life couldn't get any worse...plus, there's olives on this pizza.
(The Hulk smashes through the ceiling, where David, who is now older, is
drunk. Hulk stops in his tracks.)
David: Bruce?
Hulk: Nick Nolte?
David: No, I just look like him.
(They have a silent moment...which will make the audience feel very
uncomfortable. Hulk has a flashback to when his dad, David is tossing
him in the air. You know...like fathers do to their children. Bruce is
laughing. Then the doorbell rings. David doesn't catch Bruce, and lets
him fall. Bruce doesn't cry. David answers the door, and it's a pizza man.)
Pizza Man: I got a large pizza with Olives.)
[Back to the father and Hulk scene.]
(Hulk gets angry at this. Olives suck. Hulk growls. This scares David,
but since he's drunk, there's no effect to his emotions.)
David: Hey, I'm sorry...I meant to order no Olives. Can you find it in
your heart to forgive me?
(Hulk grabs David and throws him on top of a car. The building is luckily
one story. A cop comes up to the car.)
Cop: You've been driving drunk again, haven't you, Nick?
David: My son...My Bruce...
(Hulk reaches from inside the building and grabs Betty. He jumps on
the Empire state building, which just so happened to be here...in
California. Great directing, Ang.)
Man from street: It's King Kong.
Woman from street: No! King Kong doesn't look like Shrek.
Shrek from street: I know! This lil' bastard is ripping me off.
(Hulk climbs to the top of the building and roars.)
(Spider-man, Daredevil and Blade come through the stairway.)
Daredevil: What the hell do you think you're doing?
(Hulk stops.)
Spider-man: Look, pal, I know Marvel is going crazy with the movie
rights and all...but you don't need to over play us.
Blade: Not many people knew I'm from Marvel, so I don't know why I'm
here in the first place.
Daredevil: What'd we talk about, Blade? Huh? That's right...no talking.
Blade: Sorry, Mr. Affleck.
Spider-man: Put the girl down, Hulk...and end the movie now.
(Hulk growls and smashes all of them. Luckily, they were only stunt
doubles...except for Blade, but I don't think anyone is going to be
too sad about that.)
The next morning...
(Betty wakes up, she holds her head.)
Betty: What happened last night?
(She rolls over, on top of Bruce.)
Betty: Oh...my...God...
To be continued...
Next chapter: Betty is forced to contact her father about Bruce.
Then some crazy shit happens. Please leave a review.
