Chapter three.
by weirdDAR
(Betty slowly gets out of bed, and grabs her Veriozon Wireless cell phone. She dials 911)
Betty:
Yeah, can I speak to my dad...Ross.
Operator:
What? I can't hear you.
(Betty steps outside of the house.)
Betty:
Can you hear me now?
Operator:
Yes.
Betty:
Good...May I speak with Ross?
Operator:
Yes, hold on.
(Operator puts her on hold.)
Music playing over the phone...since it's on hold:
And here's to you,
Mrs Robinson
Jesus loves you more than you will know
Wo wo wo
God bless you please,
Mrs Robinson,
Heaven holds a place for those who pray
Hey hey hey,
Hey hey hey.
Operator:
(Music shuts off)
I found him.
Ross: (over the telephone. But thanks to Ang Lee's beautiful technology, the screen splits
allowing you to not only see Ross talking on the phone, you also get to see a close up on him
scratching his ass.)
What is it, honey?
Betty:
I found the Hulk.
Ross:
What?
Betty:
Can you hear me?
Ross:
Yeah, I can hear you NOW. But what do you mean you found the Hulk?
Betty:
He's here. We slept together last night.
Ross:
Oh...my...God...
Betty:
I know, that's what I said.
Ross:
You're not pregnant, are you?
Betty:
I'll tell you in five to seven days.
Ross:
Shit. Stay right there. I'll come over with more than enough S.W.A.T team members,
and we'll capture this Hulk.
Betty:
S.W.A.T?
Ross:
Yep. Students working agaisnt tobacco. Fine ground of teens, they are.
(Betty hangs up the phone and walks back inside, where Bruce is eatting some weird ass looking
food that I question.)
Betty:
Bruce! Are you okay?
Bruce:
I never felt better.
Betty:
What about that one time you, Mary Jane Watson and I got in a three way?
Bruce:
Alright, that was better. But I'm feeling good right now too.
Betty:
I called my father.
Bruce:
Really? What's that ol' bastard up to these days?
Betty:
He's coming over. He's going to protect you.
Bruce:
From what? Do you have the clap?
Betty:
No! He's going to protect you from hurting anyone else. And when I say that, he's going to
capture you and run a lot of test that will probably make you angry.
Bruce:
They wouldn't like--
Betty:
Yeah, yeah...we all know the goddamn line. Just try to go quietly.
Bruce:
How could you do this?
Betty:
If I didn't...this movie wouldn't be a greek tragedy.
Bruce:
Damn you, Betty. Damn you!
(Bruce begins to turn green...and large.)
Betty:
Bruce! Don't!
(Hulk breaks through the house, where there are already S.W.A.T members outside. Pointing guns.)
Ross: (On P.A.)
FIRE!
(They open fire at Hulk, and Hulk begins laughing. Then he falls on the ground, laughing as hard
as he can.)
Ross: (On P.A)
Okay, put him to sleep.
(A S.W.A.T. member takes a needle and shoots the Hulk up with anti-adrenaline cream. yay!, and Hulk
falls asleep.)
Ross: (On P.A.)
Good job, boy.
(Betty runs out of the house, half naked. We don't know why, but it just makes good picture.)
Betty:
Did you kill him?
Ross: (Walks over to Betty)
No, honey, don't worry.
Betty:
Who's worried? I just need a father for my baby...in case I am pregnant.
(The S.W.A.T. team tie up the Hulk to the back of a helicopter [Yeah, you heard me.] and fly away.)
Ross:
I'll see you later.
(Ross leaves, and Betty is now in her bra and panties. YES!)
To be continued...
Next chapter:
Desert. Goverment conspirasies, and the Hulk attempts to fly. All next in...chapter FOUR!
by weirdDAR
(Betty slowly gets out of bed, and grabs her Veriozon Wireless cell phone. She dials 911)
Betty:
Yeah, can I speak to my dad...Ross.
Operator:
What? I can't hear you.
(Betty steps outside of the house.)
Betty:
Can you hear me now?
Operator:
Yes.
Betty:
Good...May I speak with Ross?
Operator:
Yes, hold on.
(Operator puts her on hold.)
Music playing over the phone...since it's on hold:
And here's to you,
Mrs Robinson
Jesus loves you more than you will know
Wo wo wo
God bless you please,
Mrs Robinson,
Heaven holds a place for those who pray
Hey hey hey,
Hey hey hey.
Operator:
(Music shuts off)
I found him.
Ross: (over the telephone. But thanks to Ang Lee's beautiful technology, the screen splits
allowing you to not only see Ross talking on the phone, you also get to see a close up on him
scratching his ass.)
What is it, honey?
Betty:
I found the Hulk.
Ross:
What?
Betty:
Can you hear me?
Ross:
Yeah, I can hear you NOW. But what do you mean you found the Hulk?
Betty:
He's here. We slept together last night.
Ross:
Oh...my...God...
Betty:
I know, that's what I said.
Ross:
You're not pregnant, are you?
Betty:
I'll tell you in five to seven days.
Ross:
Shit. Stay right there. I'll come over with more than enough S.W.A.T team members,
and we'll capture this Hulk.
Betty:
S.W.A.T?
Ross:
Yep. Students working agaisnt tobacco. Fine ground of teens, they are.
(Betty hangs up the phone and walks back inside, where Bruce is eatting some weird ass looking
food that I question.)
Betty:
Bruce! Are you okay?
Bruce:
I never felt better.
Betty:
What about that one time you, Mary Jane Watson and I got in a three way?
Bruce:
Alright, that was better. But I'm feeling good right now too.
Betty:
I called my father.
Bruce:
Really? What's that ol' bastard up to these days?
Betty:
He's coming over. He's going to protect you.
Bruce:
From what? Do you have the clap?
Betty:
No! He's going to protect you from hurting anyone else. And when I say that, he's going to
capture you and run a lot of test that will probably make you angry.
Bruce:
They wouldn't like--
Betty:
Yeah, yeah...we all know the goddamn line. Just try to go quietly.
Bruce:
How could you do this?
Betty:
If I didn't...this movie wouldn't be a greek tragedy.
Bruce:
Damn you, Betty. Damn you!
(Bruce begins to turn green...and large.)
Betty:
Bruce! Don't!
(Hulk breaks through the house, where there are already S.W.A.T members outside. Pointing guns.)
Ross: (On P.A.)
FIRE!
(They open fire at Hulk, and Hulk begins laughing. Then he falls on the ground, laughing as hard
as he can.)
Ross: (On P.A)
Okay, put him to sleep.
(A S.W.A.T. member takes a needle and shoots the Hulk up with anti-adrenaline cream. yay!, and Hulk
falls asleep.)
Ross: (On P.A.)
Good job, boy.
(Betty runs out of the house, half naked. We don't know why, but it just makes good picture.)
Betty:
Did you kill him?
Ross: (Walks over to Betty)
No, honey, don't worry.
Betty:
Who's worried? I just need a father for my baby...in case I am pregnant.
(The S.W.A.T. team tie up the Hulk to the back of a helicopter [Yeah, you heard me.] and fly away.)
Ross:
I'll see you later.
(Ross leaves, and Betty is now in her bra and panties. YES!)
To be continued...
Next chapter:
Desert. Goverment conspirasies, and the Hulk attempts to fly. All next in...chapter FOUR!
