Chapter three.

by weirdDAR

(Betty slowly gets out of bed, and grabs her Veriozon Wireless cell phone. She dials 911)

Betty:

Yeah, can I speak to my dad...Ross.

Operator:

What? I can't hear you.

(Betty steps outside of the house.)

Betty:

Can you hear me now?

Operator:

Yes.

Betty:

Good...May I speak with Ross?

Operator:

Yes, hold on.

(Operator puts her on hold.)

Music playing over the phone...since it's on hold:

And here's to you,

Mrs Robinson

Jesus loves you more than you will know

Wo wo wo

God bless you please,

Mrs Robinson,

Heaven holds a place for those who pray

Hey hey hey,

Hey hey hey.

Operator:

(Music shuts off)

I found him.

Ross: (over the telephone. But thanks to Ang Lee's beautiful technology, the screen splits

allowing you to not only see Ross talking on the phone, you also get to see a close up on him

scratching his ass.)

What is it, honey?

Betty:

I found the Hulk.

Ross:

What?

Betty:

Can you hear me?

Ross:

Yeah, I can hear you NOW. But what do you mean you found the Hulk?

Betty:

He's here. We slept together last night.

Ross:

Oh...my...God...

Betty:

I know, that's what I said.

Ross:

You're not pregnant, are you?

Betty:

I'll tell you in five to seven days.

Ross:

Shit. Stay right there. I'll come over with more than enough S.W.A.T team members,

and we'll capture this Hulk.

Betty:

S.W.A.T?

Ross:

Yep. Students working agaisnt tobacco. Fine ground of teens, they are.

(Betty hangs up the phone and walks back inside, where Bruce is eatting some weird ass looking

food that I question.)

Betty:

Bruce! Are you okay?

Bruce:

I never felt better.

Betty:

What about that one time you, Mary Jane Watson and I got in a three way?

Bruce:

Alright, that was better. But I'm feeling good right now too.

Betty:

I called my father.

Bruce:

Really? What's that ol' bastard up to these days?

Betty:

He's coming over. He's going to protect you.

Bruce:

From what? Do you have the clap?

Betty:

No! He's going to protect you from hurting anyone else. And when I say that, he's going to

capture you and run a lot of test that will probably make you angry.

Bruce:

They wouldn't like--

Betty:

Yeah, yeah...we all know the goddamn line. Just try to go quietly.

Bruce:

How could you do this?

Betty:

If I didn't...this movie wouldn't be a greek tragedy.

Bruce:

Damn you, Betty. Damn you!

(Bruce begins to turn green...and large.)

Betty:

Bruce! Don't!

(Hulk breaks through the house, where there are already S.W.A.T members outside. Pointing guns.)

Ross: (On P.A.)

FIRE!

(They open fire at Hulk, and Hulk begins laughing. Then he falls on the ground, laughing as hard

as he can.)

Ross: (On P.A)

Okay, put him to sleep.

(A S.W.A.T. member takes a needle and shoots the Hulk up with anti-adrenaline cream. yay!, and Hulk

falls asleep.)

Ross: (On P.A.)

Good job, boy.

(Betty runs out of the house, half naked. We don't know why, but it just makes good picture.)

Betty:

Did you kill him?

Ross: (Walks over to Betty)

No, honey, don't worry.

Betty:

Who's worried? I just need a father for my baby...in case I am pregnant.

(The S.W.A.T. team tie up the Hulk to the back of a helicopter [Yeah, you heard me.] and fly away.)

Ross:

I'll see you later.

(Ross leaves, and Betty is now in her bra and panties. YES!)

To be continued...

Next chapter:

Desert. Goverment conspirasies, and the Hulk attempts to fly. All next in...chapter FOUR!