I am SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, *coughs* OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO so so so so sorry. Yes, It took me forever to update, but better late than never, ay? *Glares*, hmm, guess not, well, I got off my lazy ass and decided it was time.....time to update, because people have been asking me too for months, hehee, well heres your story!

Chapter 4: Surprise, surprise

The morning passed, and it soon became lunch time, when Chichi would finally tell Bulma about saiyan mating season.

But first, some food.

Chichi looked at Lau, who was being dragged my Vinile and Kia. Lau had decided in that little-depressed-but for good reason-mind of hers that she was not going to function for awhile, much to the dismay and pleas of everybody else.

Chichi bent down a little and looked at Lau. "Lau, tell me, what do you want for Lunch?"

Lau said nothing, and Chichi sighed.

"Okay, pasta it is!", Chichi exclaimed, knowing very well that Lau despised Pasta.

Lau groaned and mumbled something. Kia giggled.

"Hmmm, what was that?", Chichi asked.

"A BAGEL!", Lau yelled, but not too loudly. It still caught the attention of some people at nearby tables and some laughed..

Chichi giggled and teased, "Okay, you don't have to yell!"

Chichi walked over to the lunchline, which many saiyans where on, by the way, piling up food that would reach the skies, if possible.

Just then a hysterical laughter was heard, people were staring at the door. It was Rachel being pushed into the cafeteria in a wheelchair by Brianne. Rachel smiled.

Rachel was wearing a dark blue fitted jumpsuit, with a big green and red peace sign on the front. It had a hood on the back that was read, and sleeves that ended at the elbows. Her curly blue hair was unmistakable. She tried to stare at others through the sunglasses she was wearing, because both her eyes were swollen with both big, blue and purple bruises. Her left arm was in a cast. Both legs in a cast.

Rachel's group of friends started clapping for her, and she attempted to bow, but cringed out in pain.

"Stupid!", Brianne laughed. "Have you already forgotten you're covered in bandages and casts?"

Rachel rolled her eyes, even though they were under thick black sun glasses. "Yes, I would think so Brianne, because I CANT MOVE!"

Many saiyans turned to look too, and Vegeta went into a fit of laughter, Rachel scowled.

Brianne pushed over to where Chichi was. Chich was smiling at Rachel.

"Why hello Rachel....Brianne."

"Same", Bri laughed.

"Rachel, you poor thing! Tell me what happend!"

Rachel groaned. "I need to sit down", she said.

Chichi laughed really hard. "You are sitting down!"

"Yeah I know..", she said. "But I meant at the table, talk to me there."

Brianne rolled her eyes.

"Okay Ray."

Brianne wheeled her to a table and Rachel yelled something at Vegeta in Saiyan, and Kakkarott laughed really hard.

Brianne turned Rachel's chair around at looked at her. "You know Saiyan?", she asked.

"Yeah", Rachel said as though that were obvious.

Brianne snorted. "Since when, my friend?"

"I dunno, awhile ago, why?"

"Because I thought you didn't know it!"

"I don't see what the big deal is", she muttered.

"Pff. Forget it. What did you say anyway?"

"I said, You big smelly saiyan, even though I look like this right now, I look better than you do everyday."

Brianne bellowed in laughter, and Vegeta was still glaring at the twosome. Rachel smiled.

Chichi was about to be done in the line went Kakkarott came over to her. "You know you don't like me now.....", he said. "But one day you will."

She turned to look at him and saw him whiping food off his mouth and onto his shirt.

Chichi cleared her throat and said, "Yeah right, when pigs fly, and leprecauhns come outta my nose."

Kakkarott gave a conufsed look.

Chichi marched over to their table, with pizza and bagel in tow, and sat down. Vinile and Kia were talking to Lau, Lau leaning on Kia. Rachel was talking to Lau, and Brianne was waiting for somebody.

"Who ya waiting for, Bri?", Chichi asked.

"Videl, 18, and Bulma."

"Ahhh! I wondered where they where."

"I think they have AP history together or something..", Brianne said.

"They do", Lau answered.

And Rachel, who remained silent for a moment, whispered fiercly, "History is evil."

Lau actually laughed along with the rest of the gang.

"So much for a vow of silence", Vinile said.

"It was getting old."

"I agree", Kia responded.

"I think I will have that bagel, now, Chi." Lau put her hand out, and beckoned for it.

Chichi plopped it into her hand. "Hmm, feeling better?"

"Much. Still pissed off though..."

"And with good reason", Launch said as she came towards the table.

"Aha! There you guys are!" Bulma, Videl, and 18 came from behind Launch.

"Launch, I didn't know you had AP history with them", Kia said, confused. Vinile punched her elbow.

"Owww! What was that for?", she cursed in Saiyan.

Vinile gave her a look. They all knew Launch wasn't the brightest, not that she was dumb though. But being late for school everyday 30 minutes doesn't help.

"No, I don't. I was just testing the class out. It's too hard. But besides that, I wanted to talk about that, um...'Saiyan thing'."

Rachel grimaced. "What?"

"Yeah, what?", Brianne asked.

"That's what we wanted to talk about, Bulma, guys....", Chichi said.

"What Saiyan thing?", Bulma asked.

Lau frowned. "Saiyan Mating Season."

"Okay, now I'm confused, which is new to me."

"We want you to look up Saiyan Mating Season further. I think you have Saiyan Anatomy later, don't you?"

"Yeah I do, right after lunch, actually."

"Good, then you'll hear about it.

Just then, Vegeta came to their table and sat down next to Rachel.

"Hmm, I see he beat the living shit out of you", Vegeta taunted.

"Oh believe me, I'm still kickin."

He smirked at her, and then at Vinile. Rachel gave Vinile a nervous look.

"Surprise, surprise", Kia said.

Vegeta ignored her and said to Vinile, "You know, I don't like what you did to me this morning."

Vinile frowned. "What's your point? You deserved it."

Vegeta howled. "I can see you won't forgive your superior, and to think, I was feeling generous today."

"Maybe I'll just take your little friend here and bring her to Turles, huh?"

Brianne was about to get about to get Rachel out of there, even though the attempt was fruitlesss, but she was pushed back down my Vegeta.

"I didn't say you could move!"

"I didn't ask you, asshole", Brianne said.

"Screw you!", Rachel screamed.

"I wouldn't be talking, woman, I could do whatever I wanted to you right now, and none of your little human 'friends' can do anything-

"I can't feel my body, and I don't know if I'll be able to eat again, Vegeta, so I don't really think you can do much more to me....."

But Vegeta continued with his sentence. "But I feel bad for you, woman.

"Is that a good thing or a bad thing?", Rachel asked.

Vegeta leaned in closer. "For you, a very good thing. Besides, you're not my type, but don't think I won't consider it."

Rachel looked like she was going to puke.

"Over my dead body", Lau said, and lunged at him.

"Leave them alone!", Videl yelled and jumped at him too.

Vegeta grabbed Lau up by her shirt and Videl too, but she kicked fiercly.

Vinile and Kia grabbed at Vegeta. He was unaffected, but dropped Videl & Lau onto the floor, none-the-less.

Vegeta looked at Rachel again. "Understand?"

"Leave me alone, you're not as strong as you think if you need to harrass a girl who can barely move."

"Yet nothing shuts you up", he said sarcasticially. "How would you like it if I punch you in that mouth of yours?"

He leaned in closer to her, gave her a look that scared her and whispered, "No one will hear you scream."

Just then Rachel screamed in his ear. Vegeta threw his hands over his ears. When Rachel was about to do so again, he reached for her.

Bulma stopped Vegeta's hand. He smirked. "What do we have here?"

"Vegeta, please, talking is all that girl has left."

"Hey!"

Bulma glared at her. Rachel shut up.

"Please, fuck off and leave my friends alone!"

"Why should I?"

"Because we...um...."

"Since we're too dumb to figure out, we have to ask a 'superior' like you, who has vast intelligence, a question", 18 spat sarcasticially.

Vegeta put his hand back. "What kind of question?"

They hesitated for a moment until Bulma spoke up.

"What is, um, "Saiyan Mating Season?"

Vegeta laughed evilly, and very hard.

"Well, woman, It is when, whoever Saiyans are in puberty, are affected at a certain age, to find a mate, and wait until we know for sure that she is pregnant-"

"How would you guys know?", Launch asked.

Vegeta glared. "As I was saying, We will know when we sense the energey of the offspring inside of our mate. Most of these women chosen are in this against their will and if they survive, by chance, they will be bonded to us forever and raise our offspring."

"That's it?", Videl asked.

"You should consider it an honor."

"Honor my ass", Brianne said.

18 turned around to see a half-saiyan named Krillin staring at her. "I can tell I'm not going to like this.."

"No, that is not yet it", he said. "You women will be hunted down, and whoever Saiyan will do anything to get you, and nothing will stop him."

Lau was fuming. "Big-balled monkey."

Vegeta growled loudly. "Shut the fuck up human! I am not done explaining yet!"

"There's more?", Bulma asked.

"Yes. I just wanted to say you human's better watch your back.....", he winked at Bulma. "Oh, and loud-mouth, I'd watch out for Turles if I were you."

There we go, I tried to make it was long as I could. Hope you all enjoyed. I will update whenever I can!