Toilet Troubles chapter 2

A/N: flames will be used as toilet seat warmers

Disclaimer: We still don't own lord of the rings *sigh* or anything associated with it. "Wait! Wait!" Kiwi yells as she runs in screaming. "I own a Legolas poster!!" Pineapple Princess runs in, "Me too! And a Legolas action figure!" Yes, good for them now lets proceed to the story!

A/N again: I (Kiwi) have noticed that I put several . sequences in the story and it shows up as a . and that's just messed up so when you see a random . then ignore it and imagine an . sequence. Don't tell me we have to use hypnotism to get you to believe that. We can and we will. It's there, OK? *all look around, even more confused than they were before* Ok then, onward!

Last chapter *dreamy distortion of the screen* we saw that Eowyn had witnessed Aragorn's misuse of the mirror and he walked back to the toilet chamber that Eowyn now lived in. Hey, at least she had some privacy from everyone else. So Aragorn walked back and we weren't sure if he was gonna use the toilet or just stand there. *dreamy distortion back to the present*

Eowyn thought of a brilliant idea! She heard of various fairy tales about how some lovely, innocent, blond, beautiful (not that she was vain, but he, you have to state the facts) girls are under an evil spell (which she was) By evil, scary, obviously jealous. "EOWYN!!!" Galadriel screamed, making everyone in the woods duck in terror under any chair in close proximity. That lady always creeped Eowyn out, reading her mind and all. Well, anyway, to break the spell they were kissed by a handsome prince (which is Aragorn in her POV.and he's not exactly a prince.but close enough!) and they were back to normal and they got married! Yes, a brilliant idea Eowyn! Eowyn decided to put her plan into action!

"Flushhhhhhh!! Flush Flush!" Eowyn flushed. Aragorn looked at the toilet like it was possessed. Which wasn't far from the truth, after all, it was flushing on its own. Aragorn began backing slowly away from the toilet, then with an apprehensive glance each way, took off running out of the clearing like he had all the forces of Mordor following him. Yes, our brave King-to-be ran away from a toilet that was flushing on its own. Sad.

It was hopeless for Eowyn. She had poked the mirror because it didn't answer her question. "YOU PUNCHED IT!!!" Galadriel screamed a second time, causing all the birds to flee from the trees, and the small woodland creatures to scurry back to their holes. So she had punched it. But was that enough to be turned into a toilet for? It was so unfair.

'Ew!' Eowyn thought suddenly, 'Elrond didn't wash his hands after he was done!'

A noise caught Eowyn's attention, distracting her from her deep thoughts. She caught site of Elrond walking towards her general direction.

"Oh no!! Not again!!" Eowyn flushed in horror. Elrond payed no attention to the flushing this time. He walked closer and closer and if Eowyn had a heartbeat, you would hear it go thud-thud thud-thud thud-thud like in scary movies. Elrond stepped within feet of the toilet chamber. He proceeded to walk toward the mirror which was next to the toilet. He was carrying a soft fuzzy bundle in his hand. Something was wiggling in the towel he had. Eowyn watched closely since she wanted to find out what it was. Elrond set the bundle down and unwrapped the towel. A funny looking nose popped out from under the towel and it was followed by a little body. It was a hedgehog!

"Oh how cute!" Eowyn flushed once more. Elrond gave her a dirty look, obviously annoyed at the toilet's random flushing. He poured some water into the mirror and set his little hedgehog into the water. He added some bubblebath soap and stirred it up to make it nice a bubbly for his little friend.

"I can't believe how cute you are!" Elrond said in a squealy-because-this- little-hedgehog-is-so-cute voice. Elrond reached for a scrubby brush that was in his pocket and began to bathe his little hedgehog. The hedgehog wiggled its nose in a pleased manner. Elrond cooed at the animal and continued to scrub it with the scrubby brush. Eowyn was frightened at this behavior of Elrond's despite the fact that the hedgehog was very cute. Elrond seemed to be bathing the hedgehog forever!

Finally Elrond picked up his pet and wrapped it into the towel and began to dry it off. He dumped the soapy water out of the mirror basin and rinsed it out. He picked up the scrub brush and walked away with his hedgehog.

Eowyn heard something coming. She looked out of the curtain and saw Celeborn all tipsy and walking through the area containing the mirror and the toilet. He held a beer can in his hand. He suddenly threw the beer can and *crash* it hit Eowyn!! Celeborn walked towards the toilet.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Eowyn flushed in slow motion.

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