Disclaimer: Inuyasha and Co. belong to Rumiko Takahashi-sama, not me. Don't sue me, it wouldn't help u much anyway…im broke ^-^'

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Pranks and Practical Jokes on the Inuyasha Set 2

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Episode 7:

*Kagome finally managed to put out the Tetsusaiga. Inuyasha got his ass kicked. Sesshoumaru wants the Tetsusaiga…blah blah blah…*

Sesshoumaru a.k.a Fluffy: *jumps into front of Kagome* Wench, give the sword to me.

Kagome: Pssht… Hell no -_-* Piss off you man-whore!

Fluffy: *ignores the comment* How is it that a simple human wench such as yourself was able to pull the sword, and I, the great Sesshoumaru-sama wasn't able too…

Inuyasha: Kagome, give him the sword!

Kagome: No! You are its rightful owner! Just kick his ass like you do with everyone else! *clutches Tetsusaiga*

Fluffy: Well then… *raises his arm and prepares to use his poison claw attack*

Kagome: …

Inuyasha: Don't just stand there, he'll kill you!

Fluffy: *Flexes his claws* DIE!

Kagome: *turns away and shield herself with Tetsusaiga* Help!! *prepares for poison to hit her*

Fluffy: *waiting* …

Inuyasha: *waiting* …

Kagome: *also waiting* …

Fluffy: *STILL waiting* … _*

Inuyasha: *also STILL waiting* …

Kagome: *also waiting*  … okay wtf! What does a person have to do to get killed around here?!?! *turns around and a bubbles pops on her cheek* What the…? BUBBLES?

*Tons of bubbles are floating around, shooting out of Sesshoumaru's claw*

Fluffy: *turns red* -_-*

Inuyasha: Where did the poison go? -_-;;;;;;;;

Kagome: So…instead of 'Poison Claw'… its now…'Bubble Claw'? *rolls on the floor laughing*

Inuyasha: *ditto*

Fluffy: Must have forgotten to reload it… ^-^'

Everyone: *falls over anime style*

Episode 8:

 *Inuyasha and Kagome meet Nobunaga and his monkey (kawaii ^^) and decide to help him search for a Princess, Tsuyu, who was apparently kidnapped by some Lord possessed by some frog who eats souls of women. - _-'… everybody comes to the castle to find all the guard asleep. They go into the castle and walk into the room where Tsuyu is asleep*

Nobunaga: *rushes over to Princess Tsuyu* Oh, Princess Tsuyu! Wake up!

Princess: *sleeping*

Nobunaga: Princess Tsuyu? *stares at her*

Inuyasha and Kagome: ….

*Out of nowhere, Princess Tsuyu shoots up screaming. Everybody notices a hand on her butt*

Everybody: WTF… *all glare at Miroku who is hiding behind the bed* Miroku!! You don't show up until episode 16!!! This is only episode 8!!! GO AWAY!!!

Miroku: Oops… gomen… couldn't resist ^-^' *gropes Princess Tsuyu again* hehe…

Sango: *comes out of nowhere and bashes Miroku with a mallet* HENTAI!!!

Miroku: @_@* *out cold*

Sango: Bye! ^-^' *drags Miroku off the set*

*Everyone sweatdrops*

Princess Tsuyu: *scarred for life* *whispering to herself and rocking back and forth* men.bad.men.bad.men.bad…

Everyone: oy…

Episode 9:

*The group meets Shippou. Shippou pisses Inuyasha off so he beats the crap out of Shippou. Shippou seals Inuyasha to the ground with a little statue and runs off with Kagome. Kagome gets herself kidnapped, for the second time in the series in only 9 episodes!*

Shippou: *sees Kagome unconscious, flying off with some bald dude* KAGOME!!! *runs back to where Inuyasha is sealed to the ground* Kagome got kidnapped!! We have to save her!!!

Inuyasha: Feh.

Shippou: She's YOUR woman, YOU have to save her!

Inuyasha: Get this piece of crap off me and I'll save Kagome…

Shippou: Okay! *takes the little piece if paper off the statue sealing Inuyasha*

Inuyasha: *waiting but the little statue thingy is still there* -_-***

Shippou: *also waiting* …

Inuyasha: WTF!!! *starts trying to pull his hand out from under the statue but it doesn't move* GET IT OFF ME!!!

Shippou: *snicker* ^-^' It must be stuck…

Inuyasha: The arrow was stuck… the sword was stuck… now I'M STUCK!!! WTF!!! Shippou you little *insert random list of curses and bad words here*…!

Shippou: Inuyasha…?

Inuyasha: What? *still stuck to the ground*

Shippou: What does *insert random list of curses and bad words here* mean?

Inuyasha: *shrugs*

Episode 10:

*Inuyasha is fighting with Hiten while Kagome is sitting on the cloud thingy with Monten watching*

Monten: Take this! *prepares to shoot energy beam at Inuyasha from the cloud thingy*

Kagome: That's not fair! *pushes Monten off the cloud thingy. Monten falls to the ground, but then the cloud thingy disappears, causing a bit of a problem for Kagome*

Inuyasha: Kagome! *still fighting with Hiten*

Kagome: Help meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! *falling to the ground screaming*

Monten: *laying on the ground* itai…

Kagome: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *lands on top of Monten* Phew! I feel so much better, that didn't even hurt! ^-^ *looks down to see a squished Monten underneath her*

Monten: @_@ *squished*

Kagome: *blushes* Well… I must have put on a little weight there…. ^-^' ehehehehe…he..he…

Inuyasha and Hiten: O_O;;;

Episode 11:

*Some freaky mask is attacking people in Kagome's time. It has a Shikon no Kakera imbedded in it. It attacks Kagome and Souta at home and Kagome runs off to some tower to lead the mask away. Of course Inuyasha shows up ^^'*

Kagome: About time you know… -_-'

Inuyasha: You owe me an apology!

Kagome: Apology for what?!?

Inuyasha: For saying 'osuwari' like 20 gabatrozillion time!!!

Kagome: FINE! *sarcastically* Sorry! There, happy?

Inuyasha: Not really, no _*

*Mask attacks again*

Kagome: Go fight it, Inuyasha!

Inuyasha: Feh.

Kagome: You have to!!!

Inuyasha: And WHY is that?

Kagome: Because according to the laws of anime, you are supposed to act like the hero and protect the main heroine of the show, that's ME!

Inuyasha: *gets confused*

Kagome: Laws of Anime! You know?

Inuyasha: *very very confused* @_@'

Kagome: *Sigh* I give up…

Episode 12:

*A little girl dead named Mayu needs to find peace after dying in a fire, thinking her mother doesn't love her still. Kagome decides to help her just when Mayu is about to get sucked into hell*

Kagome: *grabs Mayu's hand* Mayu!

Mayu: WTF, you stupid bitch, don't you understand?!? LEAVE-ME-ALONE!

Kagome: *tisk tisk* Such language… *pep talk begins* You mother doesn't hate you! She loves you very much…

Mayu: But isn't she mad at me? *tear tear*

Kagome: No, she's not! Mayu, your mom loves you more than anyth-- *interrupted*

Kikyou: *appears out of nowhere* BWA HA HA HA HA! *grabs Mayu and starts dragging her to hell*

Kagome: Kikyou?!?! WTF are you doing here?!? You haven't even been resurrected yet!

Kikyou: I'm here to drag Inuyasha to hell with me of course! What does it look like I'm doing, you stupid reincarnate! *pulling Mayu to hell with her*

Mayu: I'm not Inuyasha…

Kikyou: You're not? *looks confused*

Kagome: No she's not…

Kikyou: Oops ^-^ *lets Mayu go and turns back into ashes for now*

Everybody: *falls over anime style*

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Author's Note: Well.. lol ^-^' That was…weird. Anyways, you can tell that this fic is kinda random, and kinda sux but its just for fun so.. ^-^' plez R&R if u can! Arigato!

~Sango-chan~