Disclaimer: Inuyasha and Co. belong to Rumiko Takahashi-sama, not me. Don't sue me, it wouldn't help u much anyway…im broke ^-^'
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Pranks and Practical Jokes on the Inuyasha Set 2
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Episode 7:
*Kagome finally managed to put out the Tetsusaiga. Inuyasha got his ass kicked. Sesshoumaru wants the Tetsusaiga…blah blah blah…*
Sesshoumaru a.k.a Fluffy: *jumps into front of Kagome* Wench, give the sword to me.
Kagome: Pssht… Hell no -_-* Piss off you man-whore!
Fluffy: *ignores the comment* How is it that a simple human wench such as yourself was able to pull the sword, and I, the great Sesshoumaru-sama wasn't able too…
Inuyasha: Kagome, give him the sword!
Kagome: No! You are its rightful owner! Just kick his ass like you do with everyone else! *clutches Tetsusaiga*
Fluffy: Well then… *raises his arm and prepares to use his poison claw attack*
Kagome: …
Inuyasha: Don't just stand there, he'll kill you!
Fluffy: *Flexes his claws* DIE!
Kagome: *turns away and shield herself with Tetsusaiga* Help!! *prepares for poison to hit her*
Fluffy: *waiting* …
Inuyasha: *waiting* …
Kagome: *also waiting* …
Fluffy: *STILL waiting* … _*
Inuyasha: *also STILL waiting* …
Kagome: *also waiting* … okay wtf! What does a person have to do to get killed around here?!?! *turns around and a bubbles pops on her cheek* What the…? BUBBLES?
*Tons of bubbles are floating around, shooting out of Sesshoumaru's claw*
Fluffy: *turns red* -_-*
Inuyasha: Where did the poison go? -_-;;;;;;;;
Kagome: So…instead of 'Poison Claw'… its now…'Bubble Claw'? *rolls on the floor laughing*
Inuyasha: *ditto*
Fluffy: Must have forgotten to reload it… ^-^'
Everyone: *falls over anime style*
Episode 8:
*Inuyasha and Kagome meet Nobunaga and his monkey (kawaii ^^) and decide to help him search for a Princess, Tsuyu, who was apparently kidnapped by some Lord possessed by some frog who eats souls of women. - _-'… everybody comes to the castle to find all the guard asleep. They go into the castle and walk into the room where Tsuyu is asleep*
Nobunaga: *rushes over to Princess Tsuyu* Oh, Princess Tsuyu! Wake up!
Princess: *sleeping*
Nobunaga: Princess Tsuyu? *stares at her*
Inuyasha and Kagome: ….
*Out of nowhere, Princess Tsuyu shoots up screaming. Everybody notices a hand on her butt*
Everybody: WTF… *all glare at Miroku who is hiding behind the bed* Miroku!! You don't show up until episode 16!!! This is only episode 8!!! GO AWAY!!!
Miroku: Oops… gomen… couldn't resist ^-^' *gropes Princess Tsuyu again* hehe…
Sango: *comes out of nowhere and bashes Miroku with a mallet* HENTAI!!!
Miroku: @_@* *out cold*
Sango: Bye! ^-^' *drags Miroku off the set*
*Everyone sweatdrops*
Princess Tsuyu: *scarred for life* *whispering to herself and rocking back and forth* men.bad.men.bad.men.bad…
Everyone: oy…
Episode 9:
*The group meets Shippou. Shippou pisses Inuyasha off so he beats the crap out of Shippou. Shippou seals Inuyasha to the ground with a little statue and runs off with Kagome. Kagome gets herself kidnapped, for the second time in the series in only 9 episodes!*
Shippou: *sees Kagome unconscious, flying off with some bald dude* KAGOME!!! *runs back to where Inuyasha is sealed to the ground* Kagome got kidnapped!! We have to save her!!!
Inuyasha: Feh.
Shippou: She's YOUR woman, YOU have to save her!
Inuyasha: Get this piece of crap off me and I'll save Kagome…
Shippou: Okay! *takes the little piece if paper off the statue sealing Inuyasha*
Inuyasha: *waiting but the little statue thingy is still there* -_-***
Shippou: *also waiting* …
Inuyasha: WTF!!! *starts trying to pull his hand out from under the statue but it doesn't move* GET IT OFF ME!!!
Shippou: *snicker* ^-^' It must be stuck…
Inuyasha: The arrow was stuck… the sword was stuck… now I'M STUCK!!! WTF!!! Shippou you little *insert random list of curses and bad words here*…!
Shippou: Inuyasha…?
Inuyasha: What? *still stuck to the ground*
Shippou: What does *insert random list of curses and bad words here* mean?
Inuyasha: *shrugs*
Episode 10:
*Inuyasha is fighting with Hiten while Kagome is sitting on the cloud thingy with Monten watching*
Monten: Take this! *prepares to shoot energy beam at Inuyasha from the cloud thingy*
Kagome: That's not fair! *pushes Monten off the cloud thingy. Monten falls to the ground, but then the cloud thingy disappears, causing a bit of a problem for Kagome*
Inuyasha: Kagome! *still fighting with Hiten*
Kagome: Help meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! *falling to the ground screaming*
Monten: *laying on the ground* itai…
Kagome: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *lands on top of Monten* Phew! I feel so much better, that didn't even hurt! ^-^ *looks down to see a squished Monten underneath her*
Monten: @_@ *squished*
Kagome: *blushes* Well… I must have put on a little weight there…. ^-^' ehehehehe…he..he…
Inuyasha and Hiten: O_O;;;
Episode 11:
*Some freaky mask is attacking people in Kagome's time. It has a Shikon no Kakera imbedded in it. It attacks Kagome and Souta at home and Kagome runs off to some tower to lead the mask away. Of course Inuyasha shows up ^^'*
Kagome: About time you know… -_-'
Inuyasha: You owe me an apology!
Kagome: Apology for what?!?
Inuyasha: For saying 'osuwari' like 20 gabatrozillion time!!!
Kagome: FINE! *sarcastically* Sorry! There, happy?
Inuyasha: Not really, no _*
*Mask attacks again*
Kagome: Go fight it, Inuyasha!
Inuyasha: Feh.
Kagome: You have to!!!
Inuyasha: And WHY is that?
Kagome: Because according to the laws of anime, you are supposed to act like the hero and protect the main heroine of the show, that's ME!
Inuyasha: *gets confused*
Kagome: Laws of Anime! You know?
Inuyasha: *very very confused* @_@'
Kagome: *Sigh* I give up…
Episode 12:
*A little girl dead named Mayu needs to find peace after dying in a fire, thinking her mother doesn't love her still. Kagome decides to help her just when Mayu is about to get sucked into hell*
Kagome: *grabs Mayu's hand* Mayu!
Mayu: WTF, you stupid bitch, don't you understand?!? LEAVE-ME-ALONE!
Kagome: *tisk tisk* Such language… *pep talk begins* You mother doesn't hate you! She loves you very much…
Mayu: But isn't she mad at me? *tear tear*
Kagome: No, she's not! Mayu, your mom loves you more than anyth-- *interrupted*
Kikyou: *appears out of nowhere* BWA HA HA HA HA! *grabs Mayu and starts dragging her to hell*
Kagome: Kikyou?!?! WTF are you doing here?!? You haven't even been resurrected yet!
Kikyou: I'm here to drag Inuyasha to hell with me of course! What does it look like I'm doing, you stupid reincarnate! *pulling Mayu to hell with her*
Mayu: I'm not Inuyasha…
Kikyou: You're not? *looks confused*
Kagome: No she's not…
Kikyou: Oops ^-^ *lets Mayu go and turns back into ashes for now*
Everybody: *falls over anime style*
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Author's Note: Well.. lol ^-^' That was…weird. Anyways, you can tell that this fic is kinda random, and kinda sux but its just for fun so.. ^-^' plez R&R if u can! Arigato!
~Sango-chan~
