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Pranks and Practical Jokes on the Inuyasha Set  3

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Episode 13:

*Inuyasha, Kagome and Shippou find a girl named Nazuna. They go to stay at her temple, and get attacked by youkai spiders. Inuyasha turns human for the first time, because of the Shingitsu and gets poisoned. Kagome comes to save him, while he is hanging upside down dying.*

Kagome: *sees Inuyasha* Inuyasha!

Shippou: Inuyasha has been poisoned!

*Kagome climbs and reaches Inuyasha. He tells her to save herself, but she starts crying and saves him anyways. After getting him down on the ground, Kagome drags Inuyasha into a little room and sticks Tetsusaiga into the door to make a barrier*

Kagome: Inuyasha, wake up! *feels his hands and they are freezing* Oh crap…

*Myouga sucks the poison out of Inuyasha's body and everybody except Kagome and Inuyasha fall asleep*

Kagome: *wipes sweat off his forehead with a handkerchief*

Inuyasha: *opens his eyes*

Kagome: Did I wake you?

Inuyasha: No… *turns away* …Kagome…

Kagome: What?

Inuyasha: Why were… you crying?

Kagome: You mean, back there? *flashback* In the other room?...

Inuyasha: *looks half dead* …

Kagome: That's because…

Inuyasha: …?

Kagome: …because…

Inuyasha: *getting annoyed* ….?????

Kagome: well… actually I forgot why I was crying! *sweatdrop* hehe… ^-^'

Inuyasha: -_-;;;;;;;;;;;;

Director: CUT! -_-'

Episode 14:

*A witch, Urasue, steals Kikyou's ashes in order to resurrect Kikyou. Kaede tries to stop her but she can't do much and gets injured. Meanwhile, Inuyasha, Kagome and Shippou set up camp and everyone was asleep. Inuyasha was having a nightmare. He woke up and went to stare at the sleeping Kagome lol)

Inuyasha: *staring at Kagome thinking about her and Kikyou*

Kagome: *slowly opens her eyes and notices someone sitting next to her*

Inuyasha: *doesn't move, still staring*

Kagome: *shoots up and slaps Inuyasha across the face* hmm? *yawns* …Inuyasha?

Inuyasha: *looks pissed off, has red handprint on his right cheek*

Kagome: Geez… don't surprise me like that, I thought you were some youka…. wait a minute…

Inuyasha: What?

Kagome: Oops, I slapped the wrong cheek, let's do that over ^-^

Inuyasha: GRRR…..*grumble grumble* fine! But you better hit the right cheek this time!!!

*everybody goes back to where they started, Inuyasha is staring at Kagome while she is asleep*

Inuyasha: *staring*

Kagome: *opens her eyes slowly*

Inuyasha: *still staring*

Kagome: *shoots up really fast and slaps Inuyasha across the face… again…* hmm… *yawns again* …Inuyasha, is that you?

Inuyasha: *looks pissed off*

Kagome: Geez! Don't scare me lik… wait…

Inuyasha: WHAT NOW?!?

Kagome:  I don't think I slapped hard enough, the handprint isn't red enough… *thinks* let's do that over! ^-^

Inuyasha: GRRRR….  _*

Kagome: Hey… at least I hit the right cheek this time, ne? ^-^

Episode 15:

*Urasue kidnapped Kagome to resurrect Kikyou. She stuck Kagome in some bath with some crappy green liquid in it. Inuyasha shows up and sees Kikyou and Kagome*

Urasue: You're still alive?!?

Inuyasha: *staring at Kikyou, Suddenly out of nowhere he hears Kikyou's voice*

Kikyou's voice: Do not call out my name!

Inuyasha: HUH?

Kikyou's voice: Don't say my name!

Inuyasha: Oh… OK I won't.

Kikyou's voice: No! You're supposed to say it!

Inuyasha: But…?

Kikyou's voice: Say it!

Inuyasha: But.. you just told me NOT to say it!

Kikyous voice: No! I said not to say it but you are supposed to say it anyway!

Inuyasha: Why would I do that? *confused*

Kikyou's voice: Because it's part of the plot!

Inuyasha: *very very confused* @_@ Huh?

Everybody: *sweatdrops*

Inuyasha: What?! *looks around in confusion*

Kikyou's voice: Nothing! Nothing at all…

Inuyasha: Oh… OK

Episode 16:

*Miroku, a monk is supposed to excersize and help heal the daughter of the castle lord*

Miroku: *comes in the room and leans by the girl, who is laying on the floor sleeping*

Lord: Here she is. You can help her right?

Miroku: Yes but… her face is so terribly swollen.

Lord: It's always like that!

Miroku: Okay, now I will begin. Please leave the building and no matter what sounds you or anybody else hears, do not come inside.

Lord: *nods and leaves*

Miroku: Now…^___^ I'll heal the girl… *gropes her*

*The girl on the floor doesn't move*

Miroku: That's strange… that method always works. -_-' *gropes her again*

*Girl doesn't move*

Miroku: Man, I must be loosing my touch T_T

Episode 17:

*The group finds a battle field, but Inuyasha doesn't smell any blood, only ink. Miroku leaves because Inuyasha doesn't want to cooperate*

Inuyasha: If we don't hurry, that bastard Miroku will get the Shikon no Kakera before us!

Kagome: Ah… You hate him that much?

Inuyasha: Do YOU like a lech like him?!?!

Kagome: I don't like him…

Inuyasha: I knew it!

Kagome: I love him ^___^

Inuyasha: Wh…WHAT?!?

Kagome: YEAH! that's right!

Inuyasha: But…I thought…I…

Kagome: I love him sooooo much! I wanna bear him a son and live with him, and spend the rest of my life with him… *sigh* *daydreams*

Inuyasha: You…you…*faints*

Kagome: I was just kidding you… -_-'

Shippou: Well, if Miroku heard that, he'd be happy at least -_-*

Episode 18:

*Inuyasha and Sesshoumaru are fighting, Sesshoumaru stole the Tetsusaiga and is using his attachable human arm to use it against Inuyasha. Kagome decides to help Inuyasha*

Sesshoumaru: *about to slash Inuyasha*

Kagome: *shoots her arrow at the Tetsusaiga to de-transform it*

Inuyasha and Fluffy: *still fighting, Fluffy is still about to slash Inuyasha*

Fluffy: *suddenly yelps*

Inuyasha: What was that?

Kagome: Oops… ^-^'

Inuyasha: Holy crack… you didn't!

Kagome: That's not what I was aiming for… -_-*

Fluffy: *pulls Kagome's arrow out of his a$$* WTF!!!

Kagome: OMG…

Inuyasha: That was just mean Kagome… plain mean…

Kagome: Gomen… ^__^;;;;; Ok let's do that over!

Fluffy: -__-' Why me? *sigh*

Inuyasha: *sweatdrop*

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Author's Note: Well, I'm kinda hyper now while writing this, I drank a lot of coke ^__^' Anyways, If you have suggestions or comments, go ahead and tell me my AIM screen name is EternalSMQueen (It's my lil sisters' but she doesn't use it so I stole it instead, but I'm not the one who thought of that name lol). I'll try update as soon as I can, R&R please! Arigato!

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