Judge Julia

By TheOne

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The judges are frauds, the cases are babyish, the people are just plain people, it's Judge Julia!

Julia: Will will you please let them in Eddy?

Eddy: Yes mam.

The Plaintiff is Jin. He is suing Hwoarang $1.00 from Korea because Jin thinks he broke his toy.

The Defense is Hwoarang, he thinks that Jin sat on the toy instead and that this is all a big mistake, so he is suing Jin for nothing. He wants at least a hudnred dollars.

Eddy: All rise. You too Heihachi.

Heihachi: But my back.. Uhhhhhh.

Eddy: ………. You too Ganryu.

Ganryu: But you know what happens when I sit back down.

Eddy: Still.

Ganryu: Alright but don't blame me if it happens.

Ganryu gets up and sits down. The benches break injuring all the people on it.

Ganryu: I told you!!!!

Julia: Anyways, Mista Jin, why you here?

Jin: I belive that Lady Hwoarang broke my toy. I want full credit cash for it.

Julia: And how much is this toy?

Jin: I believe it is one dollar.

Julia: Uh huh. Lady Hwoarang?

Hwoarang: I am not a lady. So you shut up your honor.

Julia stares.

Hwoarang: Sorry sorry.

Julia: So explain yourself.

Hwoarang: Well Jin and I were fighting of course and Jin incidently pushed me over onto his

barney toy.

Jin: It wasn't a Barney toy. It was a Barbie.

Jury giggles.

Jin: ……………

Eddy: That was funny.

Jin: Was not. I want my mommy.

Hwoarang: Who's the sissy now?

Jin: Why you little!!!!

Eddy grabs hold of Jin before he knocks Hwoarang to a pulp.

Eddy: Calm down.

Whammo!!! Jin punched Eddy.

Eddy: ouch……….

Julia: Anyways, Jin tell your story.

Jin: Well I was surely beating the crap outta Hwoarang, when he farted on the toy and it blew

into a tree until it's head came off.

Hwoarang: Liar. Liar! Liar!!

Jin: I'm not listening!!!

Hwoarang: Liar Liar!!

Jin: BlAH BLAH BLAH I CAN"T HEAR YOU!!!!!

Julia: BE QUIET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Both men: Yes mam.

Julia: So, one of you are not telling the truth because those stories are totally different.

Jin: It would surely be my story that was-

Julia's glare blows a hot hole into Jin's skin.

Jin: Ow!! I'll shut up.

Julia: There. Now let me think. What else was around you?

Hwoarang: I don't know mam.

Jin: I drank a lot that night so I don't know miss.

Hwoarang: That's why you broke it!!!

Jin: Did not!!!

Hwoarang: Did so!!!

Jin: You shut up!!!

Hwoarang: YOU!!!!

Julia: Both of you!!!

Jin: ………..

Hwoarang: ………..

Julia: Do you have any witnesses?

Jin: Yeah, my stupid grandfather, Heihachi.

Julia: Heihachi will you step over here?

Heihachi: My aching head.

Julia: Just come over here.

Heihachi: Hmph.

Julia: So who broke this one dollar toy?

Heihachi: I think My Grandson… he was drunk and all.

Hwoarang: HA!!!! I win!!!!!

Julia: We'll be back with the results.

Eddy: And we'll be back after this short break.

Commercials: Buy our new deodorant , it has the fresh smell of armpit!!! Buy our new

crackers called crackers!!! The new Cd came out todAY!! Wanna lose some weight? Go to

subway, you'll probably see Ganryu eating!!!! We're back with JUDGE JULIA…….

Julia: My results for you two are……

Jin crosses his fingers.

Hwoarang stares.

Julia: Hwoarang your owe mister Jin one dollar. Case closed.

Hwoarang: Dad gun nit!

Jin: Who whooo!!!! One dollar baby!!!!

Case closed. Do you want justice? Then call the number that doesn't come up after this

screen. Thank you.

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