WAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!! GOMEN NASAI MINNA-SAMA!!!!!!!!! *Sobs* because, you see, with school ending, summer coming up and all, I really, REALLY didn't have time to update. Also, I got obsessed with Inuyasha, and I still am, so I really couldn't type anything Rurouni Kenshin-ish. SUMIMASEN!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh yeah, and every time I decided to update my fic, I got caught up in reading a LOT of Inuyasha!!! GOMEN NE!!!

NO!!!!!!!! I-CAN'T-SAY IT!!!!!!!!!! NO!!!!!!!! LAWYERS ARE SO EVIL!!! *Lawyers hold up a sign that says SG35 DOESN'T OWN RUROUNI KENSHIN, WIND WAKER, SUPER SMASH BROTHERS MELEE, MARIO PARTY 4, YU-GI-OH! OR SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS* NO!!!!!!!!!!! *SG35 breaks down sobbing* But I do own Macaroni Rishin!

Oh yeah, another thing, I made a little mistake in the last line of the last chapter. It should be: "Will you go out with Sessha?" You see, that makes sense now.

STILL another thing, I think I'm going to update every other week, and I'll alternate between my 2 fics. So the next time I'm gonna update is...4 weeks from now, I think...

Well, on with the constantly neglected fic!!!

Kaoru looked at Kenshin, and started laughing. "AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! This is great! I gotta tell Misao!" Kaoru started running off, her raven black hair streaming behind her.

"Oro?" Kenshin stood there for a second, dumbfounded. Then, realizing something, he ran after Kaoru. "Wait, Kaoru-dono, onegai!"

Kenshin, in a mad attempt to stop Kaoru, grabbed her hand. She turned around, and, for a time, amethyst met sapphire blue. Both of them just stood there for a second, gazing into each other's eyes (A/N: Let's take a look-see at their thoughts, hm?).

'Wow, her eyes are a deep sapphire blue. Where have I seen those eyes before? Have I in my dreams? Aa, probably not...'

'Hey, Kenshin's eyes are amethyst, when did that happen? You know, his eyes remind me of something...I know! Maybe, in our past lives we knew each other really well!! And we were actually, like, friends and stuff like that! Like in that anime I saw! The one about- (we'll just leave her thoughts now, they usually side-track...)'

"Ne, Kaoru-dono," Kenshin started, snapping her out of her random and pointless thoughts, "You haven't answered my question. Will you go out with Sessha?"

"Ano, I guess it would be okay...But I really wouldn't call it a date, okay? Let's just go to the movies with some friends, and split up to watch different movies! Howzat?"

"Aa, hai, Kaoru-dono."

"And would you stop with the '-dono' stuff? It's creepy. It sorta reminds me of that anime, Macaroni Rishin, the wanderer who swore not to kill again and ate a lot. He called anyone, besides his enemies, with the honorific '- dono,' much like you do."

And so the one-sided conversation went, all the way to the cafeteria.

At long last, after switching from twelve different subjects in less than three minutes, Kaoru and Kenshin arrived at the cafeteria. Which, in an abstract way, was quite clean, considering they had been fighting for a full fifteen minutes. Strange. As the cafeteria was still in a great deal of mess, and they were STILL fighting, Kaoru snapped. "TAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Everyone stopped to look at her. "How come all of you dunces are still fighting?????????? It's almost one, for crying out loud!!! WE ONLY HAVE THREE MINUTES TO CLEAN UP!!!!!!!" Everyone quickly acknowledged this and started cleaning up. Sanosuke and a few other people, Megumi included, lounged around and didn't bother to clean up. "WHAT ARE YOU DOING????? DO YOU WANT US TO ALL GET DETENTION??? Don't answer that, by the way," Kaoru added as an afterthought.

"Well," Sano commented, "for one thing, we don't have to. As you can see, the cafeteria has more than enough helping hands to clean up." Sano grunted and stuck a fishbone in his mouth.

Kaoru stared at him, as did the rest of the non-cleaning group. "Was that the most he ever said in a formal manner?" asked she. The group nodded. "And what's your point in that? Kenshin's helping, right Kenshin?" She turned around and glared at him.

"Aa, hai, Kaoru-dono, hai..." Kenshin rushed off to help.

"And you..." Kaoru continued. "What's up with the ice-cold icicle frigid thing all the time?" she challenged, referring to Aoshi. "You have to smile once in a while, be happy with the world!" she began making funny faces at Aoshi. The rest of the cafeteria that was watching sweat-dropped and continued working. "NUH!!! This is getting nowhere! Misao!" Misao came running over, tripping over several students on the floor in the process. "Come cheer this ice cube up!"

"Hai, Kaoru-chan!"

"Oh, and don't call me '-chan.'

"Uh, hai, Kaoru!"

"Well, now, what do we have here?" Kaoru continued her rant. "Shishio, you really should be helping them, you know?"

"No one can call me that. Address me as Shishio-sama."

Kaoru stuck out her tongue. "Not a chance, Shishio-chan. NOW STARTS CLEANING!!! Three seconds should be plenty enough to pick up that piece of garbage next to your foot." Shishio picked the milk carton up and threw it at some random classmate's face. Sour milk dripped from the random classmate's clothes.

"Clean it up, worthless fool." Shishio muttered.

"WHAT IS GOING ON HERE??!!!!!!!!!"

Everyone stopped finishing cleaning and glanced at the teacher fearfully. Misao even stopped throwing funny faces (literally, as in masks) and pun jokes at Aoshi and calling him Aoshi-sama.

"IT IS NOT THROW SOUR MILK AT PEOPLE WEEK!!! NEXT WEEK IS THROW SOUR MILK AT PEOPLE WEEK!!!" The whole cafeteria sweat-dropped and did an anime fall.

"Ne, Kaede-sensei, sumimasen, we didn't really mean it..." Kaoru apologized.

"Yes, that is right." Megumi, agreed. "Shishio was throwing away a carton of sour milk and accidentally slipped on the floor and the milk went flying in the air and it landed on the random classmate's head and then the milk started dripping off of his clothes-which, by the way, is VERY unsanitary and it is TOTALLY not a fashion-okay, maybe it WAS in the days of discovering how to carton milk, but that's not the point-and then-"

"We GET IT now, Megumi-san!" Kaede interrupted, smiling quite sweetly, showing most of her wrinkles in her old age. "Well, since it IS clean up the cafeteria week, I shall let you go with but a warning. Yet, if again this happens, the thrower of the milk shall be put in detention." Kaede walked away. Everyone stared at her retreating form. 'Good thing we have a delusional teacher,' Kaoru thought.

"I think we should get back to our classes, de gozaru na." Everyone nodded at Kenshin's comment.

( | _ | ) End of school..._^

"Hey, Misao, wanna go to the movies?" asked Kaoru.

"Yeah, sure, why not? Oh yeah, when?"

"Uh, I'm not sure, maybe...SATURDAY!!!!" Kaoru and Misao started singing 'Saturday.' Kenshin and Sano trailed behind them, trying not to be seen.

"So...why are we following these weirdoes again?" whispered Sano.

"Sessha needs to find out what Kaoru-dono like, de gozaru na."

"Ri-ight. Well, from what I've seen, Jou-chan likes a strange dress code."

"Oro? Hai, that's true, Kaoru-dono DOES have a strange taste in clothes, de gozaru yo."

"Yeah, I mean, who wears jeans with a black hooded sweatshirt? Only Jou- chan, that's for sure. And what's up with her friend? She cracks up laughing and starts hyperventilating at the smallest thing, then has to grab her chest with one hand and hang on to the nearest object or person with the other hand, usually Jou-chan."

Kenshin stared at Sano in shock. "Sano, I didn't know you observed people that well!" Sano grunted.

"It's a trait not often shown in my perfect mind." Kenshin covered his face with one hand. 'Sano just doesn't get it.'

"What are you guys following us and whispering in a secluded, dark corner about our clothes and Sano's questionable intelligence?"

"AAHHHHHHHHH!!!!" Sano screamed and cowered behind Kenshin.

Misao truly did start laughing and hyperventilating. "Ha-h-ha-ha-h-ha! Wow, S-Sa-Sano, I ca-can't beli-believe you sa-scream like a-a GIRL!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!"

Kaoru burst out laughing too. "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA heehee hoo..." Kaoru calmed down slowly. "Hoohoo, Kenshin, if y-you want, you can co-come over to my hu-HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! -Hoohoo, house. Sa-Sano, too..." Kaoru continued laughing.

Sano pouted. "Che. I don't see what's so funny about this, Jou-chan."

Kaoru stopped laughing. "I don't see what's funny about it either. That's what makes it FUNNY!!!" Kaoru continued laughing.

"Atatata!" Kenshin face-faulted. He sighed. "Well, I should go home now..."

"No!" Kaoru stopped laughing abruptly. "Please! Come ON!! You should at least see my house! Inside, too!"

"Aa, fine. I guess it'll do Sessha no harm, de gozaru yo."

^_^ Kaoru-dono's house^_^

"Dude..."

"Ditto, de gozaru."

Sano and Kenshin stared at the humongous house in front of them. "Well, this is my house! You like?" Kaoru looked at their expressions "Yeah, that's usually what I get."

"It's, like, bigger than Kenshin's house, and that...is scary." Sano commented.

"Uh, yeah, right, nuh...Anyways, who wants to go in and meet my mom?"

"I DO!!!!!" yelled Misao.

"Nuh, Misao, you've already met my mom..."

"Sessha shall see what your kaa-san is like, Kaoru-dono."

"Che. Fine, Jou-chan."

"Okay then! Yet, be warned: I have an idiot little bro..." Kaoru muttered as she opened the door, then changed the tone of her voice. "Okaa-san, I'm home!"

"Ah! Kaoru, you're home!" 'Yeah. That's what I just said...' "And these are your new friends?" Kaoru's mom asked, motioning to Sano and Kenshin. "Konnichiwa, minna! Oh yeah, Kaoru, you have to baby-sit Ayame and Suzume on Saturday."

"Nuh, Okaa-san!"

"No 'nuh's,' Kaoru! I know as well as you do that 'nuh' can mean almost anything!"

"Psh. Well, on Saturday, can I go to the movies before baby-sitting the sisters with my friends?"

"Of course! You just have to get a ride. Speaking of your friends, aren't you going to introduce me?" She smiled.

"Oh yeah, this is Kenshin," Kaoru indicated, "and this is Sano. They're both in my grade, and stalked me home. Oh yeah, Misao's staying, too, but you know her."

"Well, anyways, I'll go make some snacks and stuff." Kaoru's mom (currently name unknown) walked away to the kitchen.

"So, who wants to play video games?" asked Kaoru.

"Aa, there's nothing else to do except watch Kaoru's mom cook, de gozaru yo."

"Oi, I wanna see what Kaoru's mom is cooking!"

"No, you're coming with US!" Misao shouted, dragging Sano and Kenshin to the living room.

"Oi! Busu! Are you gonna play Wind Waker or not?" Yahiko, Kaoru's little brother yelled, an ice cream cone in his mouth.

"Ne, Yahiko CHAN, we have company!"

"Where'd you get the ice cream?" Sano asked. Yahiko pointed to a small refrigerator. "Oh." Sano immediately got an ice cream sandwich.

"So, anyways," Kaoru continued, "what do you want to play? The N64, SSB Melee, MP4, or WW?" Kaoru looked at her friends' blank expressions. "Or, you could just face off in kendo..."

"Ne, busu, they don't know the gamecube games' initialized versions." Yahiko sighed, his hands behind his head. "Super Smash Brothers Melee, Mario Party 4, and Wind Waker."

Sano snapped back into reality. "Hey, I know you, you're the known brat in middle school, who has a not-so-secret crush on Himura Tsubame, Kenshin's sister!" Yahiko blushed as red as a tomato, while Misao and Kaoru burst out laughing.

"Aw, Yahiko-chan's got a little crush on Kenshin's sister! That is so...LAME!!" Kaoru erupted into laughter.

"Urusai, busu of an onee-chan! Why would you invite boys to your house if you didn't have a little crush on one of them?" Kaoru's foot connected with Yahiko's head.

"Tajikomeru, Yahiko-CHAN!!" Kaoru yelled. "Why would I have a crush on stupid BAKAS like them?!"

"Heheh, we should leave right about now..." Misao dragged Sano and Kenshin over to the video game area.

"BUSU!!!"

"CHAN!!!"

"BUSU!!!"

"CHAN!!!"

"BUSU!!!"

"CHAN!!!"

"BUUUUUSUUUUU!!!!!"

"THAT'S IT!! WE'RE SETTLING THIS IN A KENDO MATCH!!!" Kaoru hollered. Meanwhile, Misao, Kenshin, and Sano were playing SSB Melee. However, hearing the phrase 'Kendo match' made them all excited, except Kenshin, who sweat-dropped. Uh, anyways, they paused the game and watched the match. Sano and Misao decided to be the commentators, each grabbing an ice cream cone.

"Yes, and welcome to the daily battle between Kamiya Kaoru and Kamiya Yahiko!" Misao spoke into the ice cream cone, eating while speaking.

"That's great, Misao! Now, is it true that these two always have a fight around this time of day?" asked Sano, grabbing another ice cream cone, as he already ate his ice cream cone (and ice cream).

"Yes, it quite is...Oh, look! The fight's beginning!" Misao and Sano grew a little quieter in the commenting, while Kenshin sweat-dropped.

~_~

A/N: You have to remember that they're still in the living room. Kaoru has a very big living room with a high ceiling.

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I'm watching Yu-gi-oh! It's the really, REALLY funny episode where it's the end of the duel of Jounouchi and Yugi. And Yugi says all this crappy stuff in English with his annoying, monotonous voice. And then, Joey's all, oblivious, and stuff about how Serenity can see and stuff. It's really, REALLY funny! Even in the crappy English dub.

I'm sorry for wasting your time with my ranting, but anyways...on with the fic!

#_#

Kaoru jumped high into the air, putting her feet on the ceiling and pushing off, plummeting down, bokken held back. Seeing this, Yahiko braced himself, ready to parry an aerial attack to the left shoulder.

"Oh, wow it looks like Kaoru is going to finish this fight quickly with an aerial attack to the shoulder!" Misao shouted excitedly.

"And Yahiko is most likely going to make a parry attack!" Sano took yet another ice cream cone.

Kenshin's eyes narrowed. 'This household is by no means ordinary,' he thought. 'Kaoru-dono is trained in kendo...very well. Her technique is almost perfected. Her grip on the bokken is slightly different than the normal grip for a shoulder attack...proving she is going for an aerial side attack, slashing in a curve to hit Yahiko-dono's left side...' Kenshin's thoughts were confirmed when Kaoru swung in a wide curve and hit Yahiko's left side, shocking Yahiko.

"Hmph, and you would've thought he wouldn't have fell for that since I beat him yesterday..." Kaoru muttered.

"And wow! Jou-chan uses a side slash, proving our speculations wrong!" Kaoru faltered. 'And when I thought things were strange, Sano just used a four-syllable word...' she thought.

"Kaoru! How many times have I told you? No fighting on weekdays! You have homework!" Kaoru's mom chastised her children lightly, her expression annoyed. Then, her expression turned cheery again. "Your food's ready, Kaoru, it's in your room. If your friends want to stay for dinner, they can!" Kaoru's mom walked away. 'Oh boy, that Kenshin kid looked pretty cute...I think it's time for okaa-san to play matchmaker...' Kaoru's mom cackled evilly down the hall.

Kaoru sweat-dropped. "Well, that's my okaa-san for you. She has many split personalities and likes going on chat rooms. Yep. Hey, if it's okay with your parents slash guardians, you can stay at my house to do homework! I'm sure you'll need the extra help," she added, looking pointedly at Sano.

"So," Yahiko crossed his arms over his chest, sitting cross-legged on the ground, "I guess that means we won't finish our kendo match..."

"Nuh. Remember, I would've won anyways, seeing as I'm your kendo instructor."

"No, you wouldn't."

"Yes, I would."

"Nu-uh."

"Ya-huh."

"Nu-uh!"

"Ya-huh!"

"Maa, maa, Sessha thinks we shouldn't start this again de gozaru ka."

"Che. Kenshin's right, you know."

"Well, I'd better call my parents..." Misao muttered.

"Yeah, Kenshin, Sano, you should too," Kaoru added.

"Hai, Sessha will call Shishou, de gozaru na."

"Che. Fine. Can I get a sandwich?"

"Hai, then! No, Sano, You can't get a sandwich...But Kenshin can use the phone first. Just so you know, the phone is in the library, the room with computers in it, next to the printer. Oh, and I need to talk to Misao alone." Kenshin left, and Sano just stood there. "Sano..." Kaoru said menacingly.

"Fine, fine! I'll go wash my hands." Sano walked away, grumbling, hands stuck in his pockets, then came back. "Uh, where's the bathroom?"

Kaoru and Misao did an anime-fall. "Down the hall, your first left. The door next to the giraffe stool." Kaoru answered. As Sano walked away, Kaoru began conversing with Misao. However, Yahiko was still there, yet Kaoru ignored him. She knew he wasn't stupid enough to eavesdrop on his sister's conversations, so he played Wind Waker.

"So, how did you fare making Aoshi smile?" asked Kaoru.

Misao sighed. "Not very well. Sure, he's cute and all-" She gasped and covered her mouth. "Di-did I just say that?"

Kaoru was madly trying to stifle her laughter with her sleeve, and desperately failing. So, as not to burst out laughing, she merely nodded. "Hey, you know what? I should invite Aoshi to go to the movies with us. And if Sano's coming, we should invite Megumi as well."

Kaoru's expression turned mock serious. "Like, totally, Misao-chan, it would be, like, TOTALLY rad, and, like-" Kenshin calling her interrupted Kaoru from her imitation of Megumi.

"Kaoru-dono, should Sessha leave at nine, de gozaru?"

"Yeah, sure. I'll go tell my mom," Kaoru called back. "And so ends the romance conversation of the week," Kaoru muttered to Misao. Misao shrugged as Kaoru stood up. "Oh, and also, tell Sano to use the phone after Kenshin's done. Tell him where the phone is, too," Kaoru added as an afterthought, looking back at Misao. She nodded, and Kaoru walked away. A moment later, Kenshin walked in.

"Ne, Misao-dono, where did Kaoru-dono go, de gozaru?"

"To tell her mom that you'll be staying for dinner. So tell me, Himura," Misao got serious (gasp!). "Why are you and rooster-head following Kaoru around? I mean, you haven't done anything like this before today..." Misao trailed off, muttering.

Kenshin sighed. "Ano, there is a reason behind this all...but don't tell Kaoru-dono, okay? Only Sessha can tell her when the time is right, de gozaru na."

"Hai, cross my heart, hope to die (not really), stick a needle in my eye."

"Ano...Hai. Well, it's...all a part of..." Kenshin mumbled something incoherently.

"Wha?"

"Sessha think it is better if he just whispers it to you, de gozaru na." Kenshin leaned over and whispered in Misao's ear.

Misao gasped, "A BET?!! I can't believe you, Himura!"

"What? What, Kenshin?" Kaoru asked. "Sano, you can use the phone, it's behind me."

"Uh...that is..." Misao started.

"So-sore wa himetsu desu," Kenshin stated, holding one hand up in peace. A vein popped on Kaoru's head (Kaoru's starting to act normally now...).

"NANI? Don't 'sore wa himetsu desu me!! TELL ME!!!" Kaoru hollered, shaking Kenshin violently.

"Or-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro!' Kenshin stuttered.

"Heheh...I'll just leave now..." Yahiko quickly saved his Wind Waker game and ran away, screaming bloody murder. "THE BUSU IS ANGRY!!! THE BUSU IS ANGRY!!!"

"Onore..." Kaoru scowled, stomping off in Yahiko's direction. Yet, Kenshin pulling on her ponytail stopped her. "Nuh, nanda, Kenshin?" She yelled in protest.

"Maa, maa, Kaoru-dono, you must be calmer, de gozaru ka."

Misao nodded. "Well, I'd better go tell Sano he can stay for dinner..." She slapped her knees as she got up from her lotus position (when you kneel in that Japanese style thing) and walked away calmly, as if not noticing Kaoru's outburst.

"So, Kenshin, you wanna see my room?" Kaoru asked, abruptly changing the subject.

"Aa, hai, sure, why not?" They both grabbed their bags, and then Kaoru bounded up one side of the stairs, while Kenshin walked up the other.

*_*

Kaoru's house has a double staircase. They live in American suburbs, so it's common for people to have abnormally large houses. Her stairs are set like this: |( )|. The walls are the straight lines, and the space in the middle is the floor on the bottom.

On with the fic.

Hoohoo, Pilsbury Laugh of Doom...

^_^

"Okay, Sagara, I heard Himura is on a bet by a reliable source," Misao, folding her arms, said to Sano. "So, I bet 50 dollars that Kaoru will find out, one way or the other, and she won't do anything about it, and forgive Himura."

"Wow. That's a long bet, you'd better remember that."

"Yeah, well, don't you think we should set them up or something? You're Himura's best friend, and I'm Kaoru's best friend. We should at least try, don't you think? So, here's my plan. We won't eat dinner. Remember, Himura's eating dinner, and we don't want to spoil a nice, romantic dinner between the two, do we? Okay, so Kaoru's not the romantic type...but that's not the point! We have to make sure our bets turn out okay, right? I mean, whoever heard of someone betting without cheating a little?"

"Kuso, I wanted to taste Kaoru's mom's cooking...."

"Moo, it's not that big of a deal, Sagara! If you ever want to try Kaoru's mom's cooking, just ask Himura is you can come over with him to this house! Cheese..."

"Che. Fine, just this once...But then, why do we have to stay over for homework?"

"Because you need the extra help."

Sano grumbled and trudged upstairs, mumbling. "Why does everyone say that?"

"Because you're educationally inclined."

Sano grumbled again.

@_@ Meanwhile...@_@

"See, that's my brat bro's room; he's obsessed with Spongebob currently, as you can see. Blegh."

Kenshin peered inside Yahiko's room and gasped. Kaoru was right; he had a Spongebob bedspread, pillow, poster, and a Spongebob plushie, too.

"This is my sister's room. Even though she's in college, she's here for her spring break. Her name is Sango. Also, she's used to loud noises and such, being my sister for so long and all..." Kaoru trailed off as she passed Sango's room, and Kenshin glanced inside. 'That's nothing much, just a person asleep. Ugh, her mascara's running, and her magenta eyeliner is clashing with her hair tie, de gozaru yo.'

"Oh yeah, and this is my room!" Kaoru stopped in front of the last door in the hallway. Turning the knob, Kenshin looked inside and gasped.

"ORORORO?!!!"

*_' Evil ppl who gave me a black eye and a squinty one because I ended my chapter here...`_*

That took a long time; to type it, de gozaru. It took me about 2 days...just to write it down on paper and think it through my head. Boy, I have no life.

Unh, I really don't like tennis camp and physical training camp COMBINED. My mom said I had to do that 6-hour camp because I was too lazy. Nuh. Even though I'm lazy, I'll still manage to be tallest in my grade! Nuh.

Macaroni Rishin...Ano, this is a spoof off of RK, and since I don't know the kanji for food, I just put something that looked like rice. Nuh. I'm lame...

LEARN JAPANESE-OR REVIEW-

Gomen nasai- I'm very sorry; gomen means sorry

Minna-everyone

-san -respectful honorific, a little less polite than -dono

So in this case, minna-san is respecting everyone.

Sumimasen-sorry about that

-dono -honorific attached to someone's name, it is very polite

onegai-please

Sessha-the unworthy one

ano-well

ne-hey

hai- yes; all right

tame-stop

-chan -literally? Little; also used between close 'girl' friends.

Sensei-teacher; can be used as an honorific for a teacher.

de gozaru-that is, politely added at an end of a sentence

na-I, de gozaru na: that I do

Jou-chan-little missy

Yo-I think it's he/she/it, so de gozaru yo: that he/she/it does/would/should

Che-humph. Boys use this.

kaa-san-mom; Okaa-san is the same thing, and Okaa is very slang and is considered impolite towards a mom

Koniichiwa-good afternoon/day

Oi-hey

Busu-ugly hag

Urusai-shut up; informal and rude

Onee-san-older sister; pretty respectful...so this sentence is basically an oxymoron: Shut up, you ugly hag of a good, respectful sister! Nuh, no sense at all...

Tajikomeru-Shut up; it's more polite

Baka-moron, idiot, stupid as a noun

Ka-you; slang and short

Maa-now; now, now...

Shishou-teacher, like sensei, but is not an honorific.

Sore wa himetsu desu-It's a secret. I love this line. Sore means it; wa is is/are.

Nani-What?

Onore-Why you...(informal and unrespectful)

Nanda-what the [opposite of heaven]. PG, PG!!

Kuso-sugar honey iced tea or d*mn

Oh, and if you want to know the annoyed version of kuso, it's chikuso...

Wow.

That was a lot of Japanese, even for me.

Review, guys and gals. I'm too tired to type anything else.

SG35 signing off!!!