Judge Julia

By TheOne

Case Two

Eddy: All rise.

Julia walks into the room, and trips.

Julia: Dear me, too much cholesterol these days. Anyways, bring out the peoples.

A DEEP voice: Plaintiff Nina Williams claims that she went on a recent vacation to

somewhere we don't know. Somebody we don't know told Nina that there had been gold sightings at a nearby gold mine. Nina Williams went there only to find herself caved in. She soon finds out that only fool's gold was there. She suspects that the somebody we don't know person, was Anna Williams. Nina Williams is sueing Anna Williams for her life and all her money and clothes.

Anna: ARE YOU CRAZY!!!!

Julia: Shut up you.

Anna: Yes SIR!

Julia stares for a long time.

Anna: Sorry.

Julia: Good.

Anna: Sir…

A DEEP voice: Defendant Anna Williams, Nina's most annoying sister claims that, that

the somebody we don't know was not her. And if it was her and is proven guilty today,

she would never give her clothes, although she would give up her life and money. Silly

goose, you!!!

Anna: Who's voice is that?

Julia: Somebody you don't know. Now, let's see, Anna Williams, on you crime record,

there has been very unusual things you have been arrested for before. Taking clothes off

in front of men-

Anna: Nina did it.

Julia: Farting at the police-

Anna: I was drunk.

Julia: And licking a customer's bellybutton at a local grocery store.

Anna: I ………..no comment.

Julia: Where were you at the night this happened miss Williams.

Nina: Ummm, who're you talking-

Julia: I ASK THE QUESTIONS HERE YOUNG LADY! So where were you miss

Williams?

Nina and Anna at same time: Well I was-

Julia: I was talking to Anna, Stupid.

Nina: Hey you wanna bring outside?

Julia: As a matter of fact, I do. Our air conditioner is broken.

Everybody goes outside.

Julia: So, where were you Anna?

Anna: I was, umm, you see, I can't, I can't totally like remember.

Julia: Very interesting. Do you have any fool's gold miss Nina?

Nina: Well I managed to grab one before those dreadful rocks caved in on me.

Anna rolls her eyes. Eddy hands the gold to Julia. (eddy is one of those cops that help the judges.).

Julia: Thank you Nina, my cousin will surely love this for his birthday.

Nina: …………….

Julia: So, miss Anna, where were you on the night before this incident happened? Answer

please.

Anna: I was playing Tekken 4. Did you know it's very addictive?

Julia: You got high on Tekken 4? Well that's just another case we have to find out about.

Anna: umm.

Julia: So miss Nina, did the somebody that we didn't know sound like miss Anna?

Nina: Yes, it was particularly deep, and manly. It was quite attractive too.

Julia: Maybe I better find him and ask him out if he is attractive.

Nina: Umm, I guess you should but-

Julia: I could take him to that new Italian restaurant, you know.

Nina: Could we get back to this case plea-

Julia: There spaghetti is sort of bitter though.

Nina: ……

Anna: I am quite sure that I am not the somebody we don't know.

Julia: What makes you say that? You could've been drunk.

Anna: Well I guess I could've but, I don't think I was drunk,

Julia: What was that?

Anna: I said that I probably wasn't drinking that night.

Julia: Coo. Anyways, since we don't have much evidence, I think I'll just accuse that

Anna was that somebody we now know.

Anna: But, but, but, but ,but-

Julia: What about it? Hmm?

Anna: Nothing.

Julia: Case closed.

We'll be back after the commercials.

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Ask Nina Williams who already tried our trial version. Nina Williams says: I didn't think

that it would work. But it does. So go get a pack of them, or you'll be assassinated."

A DEEP voice: We're back with Judge Julia, where the cases are fake, the judge has

issues! And where the people are just plain frauds!! Yes they are folks.

Anna: I didn't think that Julia was such a bad Judge, but now I do. Nina will pay.

Nina: Well I really think Anna was the person we now know. Cuz I really wanted that

clothes she bought Saturday, and now I have it.

Anna: I know Nina was lying, cuz she has always wanted that clothes I bought Saturday!

A DEEP VOICE: Tune in next time, for Judge Julia, and read and review or you'll have

to face Judge Julia for a reason why you didn't review it. Cheers!