Judge Julia

By TheOne

We're here now, with Judge Julia, (apparently a big hit now), where justice cannot be found, the cases are dorky, the judge is a fraud, and everything's just plain crazy.

Julia: All rise.

People stand up.

Julia: You may sit down..….Except fat people.

Ganryu: Oh man!!!!

Julia: Heh, heh, that was funny. Eddy is my security guys, okay?

A DEEP voice: Hey, I hate this stupid job! Those stupid people out there! And the Judge! I hate them all-oh we're on? Oh well-forget what I just said!! Anyways, defendant Ogre-

Ogre: True Ogre, please.

A DEEP voice: okay, TRUE Ogre claims that he bought red glowing eyes at the Freak-O-Mart, but they did not flash up like it said on the merchandise. He is sueing Heihachi's New company, FREAKZ, $12.00, which was the price for the glaring eyes.

Ogre: Wow, that was so cool! They said my name, guys! They actually said my-

A Deep Voice: Shut up foo! Plaintiff Heihachi Mishima claims that the eyes do not glow on demonic people like Ogre. So he, well, you know, thinks he should win this..thing.

Heihachi: I sure do mate.

Julia: So, Ogre, you say that the red eyes you bought do not glow up?

Ogre: Yes indeed.

Julia: Do you still have the packet that had the eyes in it?

Ogre: Course I do.

Julia: Eddy? Will you- EDDY! Will you-Eddy! Pay attention!! What are you doing?!?!?

Eddy: Umm, well, (whispers) Hey betty, I'll meet you at the club tonight!

Julia: Stop flirting and get me that bag from Mister Ogre.

Ogre: It's True Ogre.

Julia: More like Uglay Ogre.

Ogre: What was that?

Julia: Nothing much. So let me see.

Julia looks at the bag….for a long time.

Ogre: So….

Heihachi: Ummm,..

Eddy: Julia? Julia!!!!

Julia: Huh? What da? Where am I? Oh, I was dreaming I was in bed with Xioay-you don't need to know that. Apparently, there is no text that says the eyes don't glow on demonic people. Heihachi? Could you explain.

Heihachi: Well, the bags I have, says all that crap.

Julia: Could you bring me one of them?

Heihachi: Sure.

Eddy hands Julia the bag, which she stares at for a long time…

Eddy: Julia? Not again. JULIA!!!!

Julia: I don't want to leave you Ling! Please don't leave Ling! I love yooo- oh! Dear me, must've dozed off or something. Umm, yes. This bag does tell all that "crap".

Ogre: But he could'be printed that after this incident happened!

Julia: Yes, indeed. YES, INDEED. I have brought myself to my conclusion. I think that Heihachi Mishima is guil-

Heihachi holds a pack of a hundred of hundred dollar bills.

Julia: We'll be back after the commercials.

Commercials: You know that socks commercials from last time? There FRAUDS!! Apparently, you can just stuff your OWN socks for bigger busts, sorry. Please read My new serious fanfic "At the office of Lei Wulong" and review. I have only two so far, but I want more since it is my first serious fic. Thanx-from-TheOne.

A DEEP VOICE: We're totally back.

Julia: Heihachi won, since he bribed me with tons of money. I probably should quit this job now.