Judge Julia
Case Five: Ganryu and Michelle
I think it was Julia that Ganryu liked, but she's the judge in this story, so I had to put michelle in it. K?
Da Very DEEP voice: Welcome to Judge Julia. Where Julia is really a prostitute, Eddy is a flirting pimp, and the people who listen to the case are just here for the nice hot chili after the case.
Ganryu: Did someone mention food? Cause I could really go for a bowl of chili.
Michelle: Will yoo shut up?
Da Very DEEP voice: Plaintiff Michelle Chang, if that's her last name, is holding Ganryu responsible for the injury she had been in. She claims that Ganryu and her made love under the sheets of his bed, when michelle got her back bone broken. She wants the money for the healing of her back bone, and money for giving him eh hem…pleasure and excitement.
Michelle: Sorry Julia. Mother became a hooker just like you.
Julia: how sweet! Mom! I love yoo. Maybie we can get two guys together!
Michelle: Really? Oh Julia, I love you.
Da Very DEEP voice: DO ME! DO ME! DO ME! Anywayz, Ganryu claims that Julia was the one getting ganryu into bed by laying out a Big mac just sprawled out onto the bed. When he came to eat it, he says, Julia jumped up naked and started smooching all over him. He says, that she told him, she wanted to make love, and she would do anything to get with him. He even says that he told her it wasn't right, and he didn't really love her, and he wanted to live a happy life without the yoo kno wuts.
Julia: Like I'll believe that load of shit.
Michelle: Go girl! GO girl. That is load of crap.
Ganryu: It's the honest truth. I really didn't want to do it with your mom.
Julia: yeah right, yoo obese lil sumo bro.
Ganryu: I find that very offensive. I just want to smack your head right now-
Eddy: Excuse me? Ganryu, I would shut ma mouth up before I start doing ma dance.
Ganryu: Please do so Eddy. How I love your dance. It gets me into a trance that makes me hot all over.
Eddy: …
Julia: …
Michelle: …
Hwoarang: SO GANRYU ISN"T GAY RIGHT? WAIT, BEING GAY MEANS WANTING THE OPPOSITE SEX RIGHT? AM I RIGHT? PLEASE SOMEONE ANSWER.
Julia: …stupid hwoarang, makin a fool of himself. Anyways, let's talk about this. Mother, so yoo were with Ganryu that night right? No one says that neither of yoo weren't there.
Michelle: I was there. But he called me and said he needed a massage. So I had nothing better to do but do that.
Julia: One of you is lying of course.
Ganryu: I wouldn't' lie. Why would a fat boy who craves for hot Indian girls lie to make love? Why would I?
Julia: You just stated a statement that doesn't make sense. You crave for hot Indian girls?
Ganryu: I didn't say that. Did I saw that? No I didn't'. Nonsense ma'dear.
Michelle: I'll tell yoo what really happened. I came over. And Ganryu was on his bed naked under his bedcovers.
Julia: Ewww. If I were you mom, I would have left before I saw that nasty thing.
Ganryu: That is SO mean. You evil, evil person.
Michelle: So anyways, he took off the covers, and he-Julia, my daughter, what I'm going to say will hurt you. Please understand.
Julia: What's going to hurt me?
Michelle: He seduced me! ALRIGHT?!?!? HE SEDUCED ME! Yes, Ganryu, the fat sumo wrestler actually seduced me. And it worked. His moving of the fats, put me into a trance and dizziness. Then the next morning, I woke up with my back bone snapped in three equal parts. What else would have caused that but Ganryu's weight, when he….did it…
Julia: Ugh. MOM! Yoo a sicko. Ganryu you tell me your part of the story.
Ganryu: This is how it really went. I called her to massage me. And I did seduce her. But then… we played a game of twister. I had to get over her to touch the blue circle. And then she tickled my legs, and I couldn't balance and I fell on her. BUT THAT WAS HER FAULT TOTALLY. She made me fall on her.
Julia: Hmm. Yoo guys were naked when yoo did that?
Ganryu nods.
Julia faints.
Eddy: WE'll be rite bak after the commercials.
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Eddy: We're bak.
Julia: Mom, I have no respect for you. HOW COULD YOU BE NAKED TOGETHER AND LIKE IT?!?!? HOW ARE YOU INSANE THAT MUCH!?!?!? WERE YOU DEAD WHILE YOU WERE WITH HIM?!?!? HOW COULD YOU ENJOY IT?!?!?
Michelle: you should try it out with Ganryu.
Ganryu winks at Julia.
Julia: let's hope our other cases don't get so nasty. I don't believe you mom, about the whole trance thing, because ganryu's twister game story makes more sense.
Michelle: but you should see the dent in the bed after that day. It was huge, which meant I was squished under him while we slept.
Julia: Case closed, before I barf. Michelle has lost her case.
Da VERY DEEP VOICE: we'll be back after the commercials.
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~~~~TheOne
