Disclaimer: I do not own ANYTHING that is referred to in this chapter.

Liss: *curtain rises and trumpets sound* Da dada da da da daaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!

*medieval English accent* Hello and welcome to Robin Hood: Men in tights, FY Style! This was inspired by the actual movie, which I saw last night. Now, the performance shall begin! *American accent* Yay!

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Ye Olde Programme

Cast:

Robin Hood- Tamahome

Ahchoo- Tasuki

Blinkin- Chiriko

Little John- Nuriko

Will Scarlet O'Hara- Amiboshi and Suboshi

Maid Marian- Miaka

Broomhilde- Yui

Prince John- Tomo

Sheriff of Rottingham- Nakago

King Richard- Hotohori

Latrine- Soi

Don Giovanni- Miboshi

Filthy Luther (archery dude)- Mitzukake

Hangman- Keisuke

Abbot- Tai Yi-Jun

Rabbi Tuckman- Chichiri

Merry men- Tasuki, Chiriko, Nuriko, Amiboshi, Suboshi, and random servants

Guards- Hong-nan and Qu-Dong armies

Guests- random citizens of Hong-nan and Qu-Dong

Crew:

Director- Liss (authoress)

Producer- Liss

Stage managers- Nyan Nyans

Sound- Liss

Lighting- Byakko

Costumes- Suzaku

Scenery- Genbu

Make-up- Seiryu

Sponsors:

Our main sponsors tonight are the majestic Yuu Watase, who has so generously decided not to sue me for using her characters, *spotlight on Yuu Watase, sitting in the front row, waving at the audience* and the amazing Mel Brooks, who has also decided not to sue me. *spotlight also on Mel Brooks, who waves* Mel: L'chaiim! *applause*

Our other sponsors include McDonald's, *Ronald McDonald waves* Fred and George Weasley, *they stand and bow to the audience* and the State Puffed Marshmallow Man. *smiles from his seat between the Ghostbusters* *applause*

Thank yous:

A huge thank you to the lovely Byakko, who helped make all this possible. *spotlight on Byakko, who waves from his position at the spotlight. Oddly enough, he is putting the spotlight on himself* *applause*

Haverfield Middle School for letting us use their auditorium. (inside joke) *applause*

And to all of our sponsors. *more applause*

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Liss: (In case any of you were wondering, Byakko is my god) Please stay tuned for the next chapter of Robin Hood: Men in Tights, FY Style!