Yayness I'm writing another chapter. I'm leaving tomorrow so I thought I would write a chapter before I go. Plus I'm sick of packing! Now I guess its on with the story.

Disclaimer- Still don't own nothing v.v

A/N- I realized I never told u who everyone was...they were just there. Everyone includes Tidus, Wakka, and Selphie too, along with who ever in around at that moment. I'll try to use W/T/S names from now on.

Meet the authoress-

Sora-*in his room sobbing* Why the cookies...they never even saw it coming...WHY!!!!!

Weird voice- *whispering* Hey kid! Come here a sec.

Sora- *looks around*what? Who is that? *Sees eyes in closet* meep!

Mean while downstairs

Ansem- I really wanted cookies T.T

Riku- Well I wanted Brito to come, but no we don't want her to-

*Inu Yasha and Brito bust though door and run around the table screaming and leave*

Everyone- o.O

Riku-Nooooo! Brito come back! *Runs after her*

Inu Yasha- Leave me alone you old hag! *Runs out door*

Brito chases after him but all the sudden she gets hit in the head with a bowl, falls over, and passes out.

Everyone in room aside from Riku- YES! ^___^

Riku- No! T.T

Kairi- *Comes out from behind wall*you spilled me...NOW YOU MUST DIEEE!

Brito- *Twitch*

Everyone aside from Brito- o.O your back?

Kairi- ya some grandpa helped me.

*Cuts to scene of some grandpa in his living room*

Some grandpa- *farts*

*Back to Sora's house*

Weird voice- *clears throat* I'm the weird voice and I come to bring you cheese! *Lighting strikes*

Wakka- I like cheese, Ya, Ya*twitch* YA!

People in white jackets- *appears out of nowhere* It's time for your medicine again Wakka.

Wakka- *Getting shot* I like my medicine...@_@

Weird voice- ANYWAYS!

*Everyone still watching Wakka react to his medicine*

Wakka- *on floor* ya *twitch* no GREG *twitch* yayaya.

Tidus- whose got the popcorn?

Selphie- O, I do!

Ansem- Hey I want some!

Riku- No! Me next!!

Fight breaks out. Popcorn is flying everywhere. Wakka is still on floor twitching.

Wired Voice- PEOPLE!!!!

*Everyone stops in mid air*

Wired voice- *under breath* Why do I even bother? OK people I come to give you CHEESE! *No lighting strikes* I SAID PEOPLE I COME TO GIVE TO CHEESE!

Voice in background- O yah*lighting strikes*

Weird voice- that's more like it...

Riku-Who are you and who is making all that lighting?

Weird voice- I...Am...The...AUTHORESS! Lighting cracks and person appears at front door*

Kairi- does anyone know who that is?

Everyone who still has some sanity left- Nope

Authoress- Hihi everyone *waves and steps in thou front door, but trips over Brito* Ouchy.

Ansem- Can I kill her? *Excited voice* ^_^

Authoress- if you kill me then this fic will go away! *Gets up*

Ansem- O....So I shouldn't kill you?

Authoress- No

Ansem- -_-

Riku- Ummmm so you are?

Authoress- I would be the authoress...that's why it says "Authoress" next to what I say, But you can call me Silver ^_^

Riku- So, silver, where is all the lighting coming from?

Silver- *points to window where Sora is standing*

Sora- *hides key blade behind back* what? *Has guilty look on face*

Everyone with some sanity (EWSS)- OoOoOoO

Tidus- I thought you had some super power or something!

Silver-O but I do *makes Brito turn into a rat*

Sora- can we keep it?! CAN WE? CAN WE? CAN WE? PLEASE!!!!!*Jumping up and down*

Rat- squeak *tilts head*

Silver-By all means take it *holds out cage to Sora*

Sora- you're mine now! Muhahahaha!

Wakka- GREG!!!!!!!!! *Twitch*

Everyone with some sanity- O________O

That's all I feel like typing because I'm already on the bottom of page 3. Sorry for this chapter it really sucked. I'll try to make the next one worth your while. I've got to go finish packing out for my sisters wedding I'll be back on the 24th...the day before my birthday YAY!

A/N- Why Riku is chasing Brito I do not know.I still hate her. That's why she got turned into a rat ^_^