Disclaimer: I do not own YYH in any way whatsoever.
A/N: Nehehehehehehehehehe. I'm ba-ack. ONLY 2 REVEIWS???? I'm hurt, so, NOW I MUST HURT YOU!! HAHAHA! No, the head peoples are not evil minions. They are just there because they are. I'm not even sure how they got there, one day I woke up, and there were little people in my head. I would like to give a HUGE thank you to DannyKen23 for helping me out. Thank you, thank you. HAHAHA! HAHAHA. Now onto the mango. ----------------------------------- ----------------------------------------------------- Chapter 2, the madness returns
Bri: *sleeping, then quickly jumps up and yells* PUDDING SKINS!! *Clears throat* So, you have returned to my crazy little fic? Now, I must ask you, what is 50,090 divided by 52? You may be wondering why I ask you this; it is because I need help on my math homework, and nothing more. Don't tell my math teacher, the evil Mrs. Bird. Now before you try and kill me for not bringing out the YYH cast, I must warn you, if you have any heart diseases or your spleen isn't hooked up right, you may not want to read. Now onto the fiction *types on computer and Kurama, Hiei, and Jin come back into the heavily padded room* HEEEEELLLLLLOOOO! *evil smile* Welcome back, you have been chosen to tie the knot in my grandma's toe jam.
All the bishies: WHAT!?!
Bri: Where.
Bishies: Who.
Bri: Quack.
Bishies: no?
Bri: Anyhow, let's get thing started shall we. *head people come out*
Surge: Ohhh, the Bishies are back. I'm going to call some one in Iowa to take my picture and eat it. ^______________^
Everyone else: oooooooookaaaaaaaaay. *Ompa lompas come by singing their Ompa lompa song*
Ompa Lompas: Ompa Lompa, opade do. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. (I can't remember the rest of the song) You will see the toolbox at the stroke of 57 o'clock. We must tickle the restroom.
Mice: Gasp!
Bri: Those gasping mice are right.
Kurama: About what?
Bri: I don't know, I just like saying 'those gasping mice are right' for some reason. Oh yeah, my shrink told me that I needed to make up riddles, so here goes: how is a raven like a writing desk? *Everyone thinks, this takes up 5 hours*
Everyone else (except Hiei): how?
Bri: I haven't the slightest clue. O_O
Jin: What was the point of that lassie?
Bri: I don't know. But I do know one thing, never drink soap.
Hiei: how would you know this?
Bri: I love canoes.
Surge: Bri, you're even scaring me.
Bri: Good. HAHAHAHA! NOW, I CAN TAKE OVER THE INTERNET. WHOOHAHAHAHAHAAAA! *Boton comes in riding her oar*
Boton: I've been sent here by King Enma, he says to keep you from destroying the World, you have to do word analysis (A/n: you know, where the person says a word and you have to say something back or they will think you are stupid).
Bri: But my mom pays some ugly dude to do that with me every other day all ready.
Boton: Then you know the drill. Pen
Bri: Walnut
Boton: Walnut.
Bri: phone
Boton: phone.
Bri: cheese
Boton: Cheese.
Bri: yum. Boton: Well, I may not be a shrink, but I do know that you are crazy.
Bri: Thank you. ^____^ ----------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ----------------- End chapter 2
Yes, I do know that that chapter was completely pointless. But what's life w/o pointless thing, like a calendar. The referee has dug, you will now pay the tennis shoe. HAHAHA!!! O__O Review or I will send my evil, flying zucchini-corn at you, and you will be sent to the button of Planet Wakkawo, to eat the monkeys. HAHAHA!! JA! HAHAHA!
A/N: Nehehehehehehehehehe. I'm ba-ack. ONLY 2 REVEIWS???? I'm hurt, so, NOW I MUST HURT YOU!! HAHAHA! No, the head peoples are not evil minions. They are just there because they are. I'm not even sure how they got there, one day I woke up, and there were little people in my head. I would like to give a HUGE thank you to DannyKen23 for helping me out. Thank you, thank you. HAHAHA! HAHAHA. Now onto the mango. ----------------------------------- ----------------------------------------------------- Chapter 2, the madness returns
Bri: *sleeping, then quickly jumps up and yells* PUDDING SKINS!! *Clears throat* So, you have returned to my crazy little fic? Now, I must ask you, what is 50,090 divided by 52? You may be wondering why I ask you this; it is because I need help on my math homework, and nothing more. Don't tell my math teacher, the evil Mrs. Bird. Now before you try and kill me for not bringing out the YYH cast, I must warn you, if you have any heart diseases or your spleen isn't hooked up right, you may not want to read. Now onto the fiction *types on computer and Kurama, Hiei, and Jin come back into the heavily padded room* HEEEEELLLLLLOOOO! *evil smile* Welcome back, you have been chosen to tie the knot in my grandma's toe jam.
All the bishies: WHAT!?!
Bri: Where.
Bishies: Who.
Bri: Quack.
Bishies: no?
Bri: Anyhow, let's get thing started shall we. *head people come out*
Surge: Ohhh, the Bishies are back. I'm going to call some one in Iowa to take my picture and eat it. ^______________^
Everyone else: oooooooookaaaaaaaaay. *Ompa lompas come by singing their Ompa lompa song*
Ompa Lompas: Ompa Lompa, opade do. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. (I can't remember the rest of the song) You will see the toolbox at the stroke of 57 o'clock. We must tickle the restroom.
Mice: Gasp!
Bri: Those gasping mice are right.
Kurama: About what?
Bri: I don't know, I just like saying 'those gasping mice are right' for some reason. Oh yeah, my shrink told me that I needed to make up riddles, so here goes: how is a raven like a writing desk? *Everyone thinks, this takes up 5 hours*
Everyone else (except Hiei): how?
Bri: I haven't the slightest clue. O_O
Jin: What was the point of that lassie?
Bri: I don't know. But I do know one thing, never drink soap.
Hiei: how would you know this?
Bri: I love canoes.
Surge: Bri, you're even scaring me.
Bri: Good. HAHAHAHA! NOW, I CAN TAKE OVER THE INTERNET. WHOOHAHAHAHAHAAAA! *Boton comes in riding her oar*
Boton: I've been sent here by King Enma, he says to keep you from destroying the World, you have to do word analysis (A/n: you know, where the person says a word and you have to say something back or they will think you are stupid).
Bri: But my mom pays some ugly dude to do that with me every other day all ready.
Boton: Then you know the drill. Pen
Bri: Walnut
Boton: Walnut.
Bri: phone
Boton: phone.
Bri: cheese
Boton: Cheese.
Bri: yum. Boton: Well, I may not be a shrink, but I do know that you are crazy.
Bri: Thank you. ^____^ ----------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ----------------- End chapter 2
Yes, I do know that that chapter was completely pointless. But what's life w/o pointless thing, like a calendar. The referee has dug, you will now pay the tennis shoe. HAHAHA!!! O__O Review or I will send my evil, flying zucchini-corn at you, and you will be sent to the button of Planet Wakkawo, to eat the monkeys. HAHAHA!! JA! HAHAHA!
