Jeff Hardy Fann Dream Come True
Chapter 15: Email to Kelly

Kelly,

Hey chiquita! How are things back home? I hope you're okay and not having
too much fun without me. I wanted to drop you a line and let you know what
all is going on here. I've wanted to call you, but we're so busy during the
day and I don't want to call you late at night, seeing as you have to work
and all.

Jeff says hello. He is great, Kelly! I couldn't have imagined a better guy,
and I feel so comfortable with him and his friends. His father is so sweet
too. Ferber Kel, I have to tellyou! When Mr. Hardy first met me, I mean for
the very first time, he caught me making out with Jeff. You can't even
imagine how embarrassed I was! What a way to meet your boyfriend's dad.

Matt is just adorable, a big kid. Sometimes I think he's more excited to
have me here than Jeff is. He's constantly picking on me, tickling or
nudging me, it's just like having a big brother (just when you thought you
missed noogies). I also have to say, he's miserable without you. He won't
say so, at least not to me, but I can see it in his face. His eyes tear up
when I tell a story about something we've done together and his face gets
gloomy when I tell him I haven't been able to get a hold of you.

He asks everyday how you are. I know he misses you. I'm sorry that things
got bad between the two of you. I thought you would be able to work it out,
you are so good together. I hope that this time apart has helped you to find
what you were looking for or do what it is you needed to do. I know that you
have been a little less than happy without Matt and it hurts me to see you
both this way. I just hope that one day you will be in a position to be
together and make it work.

Matt and Jeff have been doing some shows locally. They are so much fun. It's
like being in the front row every night. They've even let me come out as
their valet a few times. You know I've been talking about wanting to do that
forever, but when they asked me I didn't want to do it. Kind of weird, huh?
Me with stage fright. In the end they convinced me it would be lots of fun
and it's perfectly safe, so I agreed. And they were right. Although it's
funny, the closer you get to the action, the more a part of it you want to
be. It's still a bit odd though, I come out with them and as we're getting
into the ring, you can hear the people in the front row and read the lips of
other fans as they ask their friends and neighbors who the new girl is. When
they announce me, all they say is "making their way to the ring, being
accompanied by Angel, Matt and Jeff, the Hardy Boyz!" Jeff wants me to think
about an in-ring character - you know, a whole storyline to go with my new
name. It's fun, keeping the audience in suspense. I do kind of wish we could
tell them all I'm Jeff's "girl," but I understand why we can't. His female
fans would probably rush the ring and rip me apart. I like living.

Matt and Jeff are going back on the road with WWF next week. Jeff wants me
to go with them. I don't know about that though. I should go back to
working, but I could afford to take some more time off and I would like to
hang out at a WWF event again.

It's amazing, you'd think as much time as we've spent together the last two
weeks we'd hate each other by now. It's the complete opposite - I feel
closer to him, we seem to be more loving than we were when he left Boston.

Well, I'm sorry to cut this letter short, but we gotta get a move on, Matt
and Jeff's dad are coming over tonight. I'm cooking for them all (can you
believe it?? me cooking!) I'll talk to you soon.

Asta Pasta!