Jeff Hardy Fann Dream Come True
Chapter 16: Some kind of Twisted Joke
I'm on the road with Jeff and it's all kewl and everything. Well, Jeff goes to get some in-ring practice
time with Adam (Edge). He comes back and says that Mr. MacMahon would like to see me, just to
say hi, that kind of thing. So we go down there and Mr. MacMahon is being really nice and
charming. We got to talking about how I've been travelling with Jeff and how much I like it.
Then, Mr. MacMahon puts a tape in the VCR in his office and says that he'd like me to take a look at
this tape. When the tape begins playing I notice that it's one of the house shows Mr. Hardy promoted
about a week ago. Mr. MacMahon forwards through the tape until just before Matt & Jeff's match and
says that this is the part he foud really interesting. All of a sudden, my cheeks are completely red and
I feel like the temperature in Mr. MacMahon's office has gone up about 10 degrees in one second. I
am shocked and embarrassed to see myself come out of the doorway with Matt and Jeff. We watch
the rest of the match and occaisionally the camera gets a shot of me cheering on Matt and Jeff and
celebrating their win with them in the ring. I wanted to sink into the chair and disappear. * How did
Mr. MacMahon get this tape? * I was mortified. When the match was over, Mr. MacMahon stopped
the tape.
"Angel?" Mr. MacMahon asked. His face was expressionless. "Yeah. My friend Kelly and I always
dreamed of being WWF Divas. My name was Angel, hers was Jasmine," I managed to squeak out. I
couldn't look at him. * I can't believe this is happenning to me. What did I do to deserve this? *
"Well, Angel, I must say I was incredibly impressed with that performance. Have you ever given any
serious thought to working for our company?" I looked up to see the radiant smile across Mr.
MacMahon's face and stared for a moment in shock. "Every day of my life!" I said excitedly. "But I
don't know anything about wrestling." My dream was shot down with a cruel dose of reality. "That
shouldn't stop you, most of our divas didn't know how to wrestle when they started. We have a great
training facility with the best instructors. We start all our wrestlers out slow, we don't push them into
something they're not ready for. I would really like you to consider becoming a part of the WWF. I
think you have a lot of potential and given what I've seen on this tape, you definately have the
presence to be a diva."
"Are you serious?? I've always wanted this, since I was a little girl." I turned my head to Jeff "Is this
some kind of twisted joke? He can't be for real."
"I assure you, young lady. This is one hundred percent real. And if you're interested, we'd like to get
to work on your storyline so that we can have you join Team Xtreme as soon as possible." Mr.
MacMahon reassured me.
"If I'm interested?!? Sign me up!" I could hardly contain my excitement.
"Alright, I'll have my people draw up a contract and them we'll meet to discuss the details." Mr.
MacMahon said.
"Mr. MacMahon. We should be going, Matt, Amy, and I really do need to get a bit of rest before
tonight." Jeff interjected.
"I understand." We all stood up from our chairs. Mr. MacMahon extended his arm to me to shake my
hand. "We'll talk later."
"Thank you so much, Mr. MacMahon. I really appreciate all this." I felt like my mouth was running
away with me.
"Thank you." Mr. MacMahon added.
Jeff and I turned to leave. "Good luck tonight Jeff."
Chapter 16: Some kind of Twisted Joke
I'm on the road with Jeff and it's all kewl and everything. Well, Jeff goes to get some in-ring practice
time with Adam (Edge). He comes back and says that Mr. MacMahon would like to see me, just to
say hi, that kind of thing. So we go down there and Mr. MacMahon is being really nice and
charming. We got to talking about how I've been travelling with Jeff and how much I like it.
Then, Mr. MacMahon puts a tape in the VCR in his office and says that he'd like me to take a look at
this tape. When the tape begins playing I notice that it's one of the house shows Mr. Hardy promoted
about a week ago. Mr. MacMahon forwards through the tape until just before Matt & Jeff's match and
says that this is the part he foud really interesting. All of a sudden, my cheeks are completely red and
I feel like the temperature in Mr. MacMahon's office has gone up about 10 degrees in one second. I
am shocked and embarrassed to see myself come out of the doorway with Matt and Jeff. We watch
the rest of the match and occaisionally the camera gets a shot of me cheering on Matt and Jeff and
celebrating their win with them in the ring. I wanted to sink into the chair and disappear. * How did
Mr. MacMahon get this tape? * I was mortified. When the match was over, Mr. MacMahon stopped
the tape.
"Angel?" Mr. MacMahon asked. His face was expressionless. "Yeah. My friend Kelly and I always
dreamed of being WWF Divas. My name was Angel, hers was Jasmine," I managed to squeak out. I
couldn't look at him. * I can't believe this is happenning to me. What did I do to deserve this? *
"Well, Angel, I must say I was incredibly impressed with that performance. Have you ever given any
serious thought to working for our company?" I looked up to see the radiant smile across Mr.
MacMahon's face and stared for a moment in shock. "Every day of my life!" I said excitedly. "But I
don't know anything about wrestling." My dream was shot down with a cruel dose of reality. "That
shouldn't stop you, most of our divas didn't know how to wrestle when they started. We have a great
training facility with the best instructors. We start all our wrestlers out slow, we don't push them into
something they're not ready for. I would really like you to consider becoming a part of the WWF. I
think you have a lot of potential and given what I've seen on this tape, you definately have the
presence to be a diva."
"Are you serious?? I've always wanted this, since I was a little girl." I turned my head to Jeff "Is this
some kind of twisted joke? He can't be for real."
"I assure you, young lady. This is one hundred percent real. And if you're interested, we'd like to get
to work on your storyline so that we can have you join Team Xtreme as soon as possible." Mr.
MacMahon reassured me.
"If I'm interested?!? Sign me up!" I could hardly contain my excitement.
"Alright, I'll have my people draw up a contract and them we'll meet to discuss the details." Mr.
MacMahon said.
"Mr. MacMahon. We should be going, Matt, Amy, and I really do need to get a bit of rest before
tonight." Jeff interjected.
"I understand." We all stood up from our chairs. Mr. MacMahon extended his arm to me to shake my
hand. "We'll talk later."
"Thank you so much, Mr. MacMahon. I really appreciate all this." I felt like my mouth was running
away with me.
"Thank you." Mr. MacMahon added.
Jeff and I turned to leave. "Good luck tonight Jeff."
