Do you spend weekends engaged in competition?
Do you have a big family~ of one hundred thirty~six
Read the Shaka for what passes for wisdom?
Do you sweat in the summer, early for band camp
and enjoy every gruelling minute of it?
Are you flexible, scary in the uniform you wear?
Not see the shako as unusual punishment?
These are twenty~one things I want in a bandie.
Not necessarily nerds; they travel in herds~ but not like sheep.
Do you mark time waiting in line
for powdered potatoes and prepackaged peaches?
Are you rhythmic ala lunatic fringèd
Constantly random, and humming the music?
These are twenty~one things I want in a bandie.
Not necessarily nerds; they travel in herds~ but not like sheep.
I set out to describe them since I've been in 'Things we've heard this week.'
These are twenty~one things I choose to choose in a band geek.
I know, buddy, it seems to last forever, I know.
Just 'cause it's such a difficult show. There's no--
Reason; to be out here in December.
In the meantime just shut up and think back to September.
Are you pumped? Plume up on your head?
Practice three times a week?
Up for always staying after?
Are you athletic, and surviving in a sport so like no other?
Are you quite addicted.
These are twenty~one things I want in a bandie.
Not necessarily nerds; they travel in herds~ but not like sheep.
I set out to describe them since I've been in 'Things we've heard this week.'
These are twenty~one things I choose to choose in a band geek.
Are you furious and not Dot Nazi ish?
~21 things i want in a band geek
Star Mouse
Original:
Do you derive joy when someone else succeeds,
Do you not play dirty when engaged in competition?
Do you have a big intellectual capacity,
even know that it alone does not equate wisdom?
Do you see everything as an illusion,
but enjoy it even though you are not of it?
Are you both masculine and feminine, politically aware,
and don't believe in capital punishment?
These are twenty-one things that I want in a lover.
Not necessarily needs, but qualities that I prefer.
Do you derive joy from diving in, seeing that loving
somebody can actually feel like freedom?
Are you funny ala self~deprecating,
like adventure and have many formèd opinions?
These are twenty-one things that I want in a lover.
Not necessarily needs, but qualities that I prefer.
I figure I can describe it since I have a choice in the matter.
These are twenty-one things I choose to choose in a lover.
I know, honey, I could wait forever, I know.
Just 'cause I like being solo. There are no--
worries; there's totally no pressure.
In the meantime I'll live like there's no tomorrow.
Are you uninhibited in bed,
more than three times a week,
up for being experimental?
Are you athletic? Are you thriving in a job that helps your brother?
Are you not addicted?
These are twenty-one things that I want in a lover.
Not necessarily needs, but qualities that I prefer.
I figure I can describe it since I have a choice in the matter.
These are twenty-one things I choose to choose in a lover.
Are you curious and communicative?
~21 things i want in a lover
Alanis Morissette
