Hello and yes it is the one and only Calcifer. Time to check my reviews. Aragorn? Bring me my reviews, please.

Aragorn: Uh you tell her, Fernand.

Fernand: My dear man YOU are the hero…..I don't have a death wish.

Aragorn: But you have a sword.

Fernand: Well so do YOU and yours has a NAME.

Aragorn: Okay. You don't have any reviews.

Calcifer: No reviews? *Wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!*

Fernand: Sorry.

Calcifer: There goes my ego! *Boo hooo hooooooo*

Aragorn: Well there is always US! You could write a fic about ME!

Calcifer: I wan' my Joey!

Fernand: What about US?!

Calcifer: I neeeeeeeeeed my bishounen!

Fernand: This isn't working.

Aragorn: Uh…..can we leave now?

Calcifer: Fine! You can leave me too!

Fernand: Have some sugar, Calcifer.

Calcifer: SUGAR!

Aragorn: And she doesn't own Yu-Gi-OH!

Fernand: Yeah, thank the Lord.

"I am thinking of being a cheerleader." Teá said as they all sat around in an ice cream parlor after school. Tristan had just taken a huge gulp of his soda and he began laughing, and it came out his nose. Causing Joey to begin laughing even harder and choke on his ice cream. Serenity patted him hard on the back. Teá glared at all of them.

"I'm serious!" she yelled. "This way I can help the team just like you guys." Joey and Tristan snorted and began laughing so hard they fell off their chairs.

"You guys! Teá needs to follow her dreams!" Yugi protested.

"I *gasp* thought *laugh* her dream was to be a…a…dancer." Joey managed to say in between laughs. "Trust me, Teá, you really don't have what it takes."

"Yes I do! Why can Serenity help the team and I can't?"

"Well, for starters the cheerleading tryouts were yesterday…." Tristan said, still laughing.

"Yeah. You missed 'em!" Joey said while trying to regain control of his laughter, and ending up hiccupping instead.

"WHAT?!" Teá yelled. "They're OVER?!"

"Yeah, some people might argue that cheerleaders are ditzes [not true all you cheerleaders out there, don't worry I don't really feel this way!], but at least they can remember to go to the tryouts!" Tristan said.

"You guys! You need to be nice to Teá!" Yugi protested.

"Sorry, but HER a CHEERLEADER?!"

"It does seem rather unlikely." Bakura said looking very nervous. Teá glared at him, and he shrank away.

"I haven't much of Kaiba lately." Yugi said, trying to change the subject. "Was he at the game yesterday?"

"I thought I saw him but I really am not sure." Teá said, the argument forgotten.

"I think it is great, he always is buggin' me!" Joey said while trying to eat his ice cream without choking, he was still laughing at Teá.

"Yeah!" Tristan seconded.

"He isn't THAT bad." Yugi pointed out.

"Whatever you say Yug'." Joey said.

"Talking about me?" A voice said from behind Joey. Joey leaped into the air and fell off his chair. He looked up from the ground at Seto Kaiba who was standing over him.

"Hi Kaiba!" Yugi said to him. Kaiba merely looked at him and walked away.

"Well we have another game tomorrow." Joey said.

"It'll be my first game on the team!" Serenity said sounding very excited.

"You guys sure have a lot of games." Bakura pointed out.

"Yeah baseball season is rather intense." Tristan said.

The game went very well: the usual homers by Joey, great pitches by Tristan, and Yugi getting walked every time he came up to bat. Joey hit a ball that went way out over center field. He ran around the bases and just slid onto home plate as the ball was thrown there.

"OUT!" The umpire shouted.

"WHAT?!" Joey yelled. "I'M SAFE! YOU BIASED, NO GOOD, DIRTY ROTTEN….." he continued on this vein inserting swear words here and there.

"You are OUT, Wheeler." The umpire said again. Joey gasped.

Hey! Sorry this chapter was rather short. To all Teá fans and cheerleaders: NO OFFENSE MEANT! Okay? Good. But please, repair my broken up ego by giving me some reviews! Remember Aragorn and Fernand have swords…..SO FLAMERS BEWARE!