He's WHAT!

"For your information, this is partially MY locker." Drake just stood there and scoffed at my answer.

"Ya right. I don't see your name on it. THIS time you don't have a sign hanging up to say you partially belong here." With that, Drake crossed his arms and stared at me with a smirk on his face. I did not like having a guy I just met say I was wrong again. I crossed my arms and was about to give him heck when I saw Xander coming towards us. I smiled.

"I may not have a sign." Drake began to speak."But I DO have a witness." He gave me a weird look and I walked toward Xander.

I tried to fake a smile and show a look of happiness that he was there. But it didn't work. Xander and I have been friends for too long so he knows when I'm faking being happy and it drives me nuts when he says in 5....4....3....2....1...Cue Xander.

"Ok Dodger. What's wrong." I laugh and am just about to tell him about this asshole who's picking on me when he turns and sees the guy. The next thing he did surprised the heck out of me.

"Hey!" was all he yelled and gave Drake the Dork a hug as if he'd known him his entire life. They went on doing so for what seemed hours until I coughed to get their attention.

"Oh sorry Dodger."

"Dodger? Where'd that name come from?"

"I'll come to that in a minute Drake. Let me introduce you to..."

"We've already met. As a matter of fact at my library table and at our locker." I said as I crossed my arms.

"Oh no... You didn't go to the back table in the library did you?" He gave Drake a look of dread.

"Yeah I did."

"Man you're lucky she didn't pound you. The last time a kid did that, they had a black eye and a broken wrist." Drake starred at him as if he were joking. He then looked at me to see if Xander was joking. The look on my face told him that I wasn't.

"Damn! The last time I heard about you, you were just the dodgeball queen, not a copy of that chick off of 10 Things I Hate About You." WHAM! My fist connected with Drake's stomach.

"Why'd you do that for?" *Cough cough*

"I did that cause I HATE it when people, exspecially guys, refer women as chicks and if you do that again, my aim may be a little lower." During this little episode of yelling, Xander was actually helping Drake to a near by chair.

"Dodge, I know your opinions about that, but did you have to punch my cousin?" I stood there in shock. What did he just say? His COUSIN? That couldn't be right. Xander did not just say that this dork, this asshole in front of me was his cousin. I had met most of his cousins and had seen pics of them. I had never seen on of this dude before.

"He's WHAT!!!