CHAPTER 8:
The Chase Is On!!
(Scene # 30: several yards from
Deling City, daybreak. The
Ragnarok is hurtling through the sky--
followed by billions of Galbadians
everywhere; in the midst of it all,
we see Galbadia Garden flying nearby.
At its highest terrace, is Seifer, who
talks into his comlink.)
Seifer: Attention to The Galbadian
Republic Army Dept.--use of excessive
force on The Blues SeeDs is approved--
or words to that effect.
(All over the planet, following the G-Garden,
pursuing the Ragnarok, we see countless
Galbadian Thrace fighters, Paratrooper fliers,
G-Soldiers on motorcycles, BGH251F2s and
jet powered G-Army boats and submarines--
their quarry, Quistis and Selphie. On a road,
on the outskirts of Timber, two jeeps; Sephiroth,
Adel, Ultimecia and Rufus in one, Seymour,
Kefka, Corneo, Hojo and NORG in the other.
In a second, they see the Ragnarok streak past
the sky above the villians.)
NORG: Fushifuru, fushifuru........IT'S-THAT-
RAGNAROK!! DARN-THOSE-BLUES-SeeDs!!
Corneo: Hohihi!! Let's get those chickies!!
Kefka: Son of a submariner!! Victory is ours!!
Rufus: What do you mean, "ours"?
Seymour: Death awaits them!!
Hojo: Let's get it on!!
Sephiroth: They've had it for sure!! CHARGE!!
Ultimecia: We kan't!! We forgot to bring our
kredit kards!!
Adel (to Ultimecia): Why don't you get a life?
(to Sephiroth) ONWARD!!
(The villians gun ther jeeps and chase the
Ragnarok. Meanwhile, The Returners' blimp
enters the scene, in hot pursuit.)
Terra: There's the Ragnarok!! Let's get them!!
(to Seltzer) Full speed!!
(Seltzer slams his foot on the pedal--and the blimp
is heading way too fast.)
Celes: HEY!! Not so fast!!
Seltzer: The pedal's stuck--an' so's my foot!!
Relm: Well unstick it!!
(In his efforts to pry the pedal loose, Seltzer
loses control of his blimp, which crashes into
the side of Galbadia Garden. In seconds, it
doesn't take long for The Returners to be
confronted by a grim faced Seifer Almasy.)
Seifer: First Balamb Garden, an' now you
jokers!! Who taught you how to drive?
Seltzer: Just your avarage drunk driver,
I guess.
(Scene #31: The canyon between Timber
and Galbadia, day. With The Ride Of The
Valkyries playing in the background, the
jeeps driven by our fave Final Fantasy
villians follow the Ragnarok--in fact, they're
so bent on their chase, they don't look where
they're going, and drive up an incline up one
of the flat moutains, till they plumment over
the edge. Upon discovering their goof, the
villians almost freak out--that is, all but
Sephiroth and Adel, the former turning to
the latter.)
Sephiroth: You know, I truly love you.
Adel: Seph, you sweet talker, you. I love
you too.
(Soon after that, the jeeps fall into a
river filled ravine and make two huge
splashes. A second later, Seymour
climbs out from the water, followed by
his fellow despots.)
Seymour: Next time, we'll take the train.
(Scene #32: Deling City, day. The Ragnarok
streaks over the buildings, the G-Army after
them, some of them crashing into each
other from time to time. Passing by the rebuilt
Galbadia Hotel, no one notices an impatient
Tidus, waiting for Quistis and Selphie--that is,
until Rikku shows up; from there, she and Tidus
enter the hotel arm in arm.)
Tidus: I hope Yuna is takin' notes....
(Scene #33: Deling City, The GRS building, day.
Thousands of Galbadian Thrace fighters,
Paratroopers, motorcycles and BGH251F2s
chase the Ragnarok--till it lands outside
The GRS building. Upon climbing out, the
SeeDs head for the entrance--and that
is when the dragon ship falls
apart in a junkheap.)
Selphie: I guess that Ragnarok just couldn't
take it.
Quistis: Let's go!!
(Entering the building, the gals prop up
anything they get against the doors, then
head to the main foyer, where they see an
officer at a desk.)
Quistis: Where's the section where you pay
your taxes?
Officer: On the 12th floor, across from the elevators.
Selphie: Thanks. (She and Quistis head down the
hall, while outside, the building is surrounded by
Galbadians, some of its Paratroopers scaling the
building walls downward, some banging and breaking
through the barracaded entrance; it's that particular
group that is now headed by Seifer, Raijin and Fujin.
Right now, upon entering, they head for the officer
at the desk.)
Seifer: Did you see two female SeeDs wearing Blues
Brothers togs?
Officer: I just sent them to the 12 floor.
Seifer: Thanks. (to the Galbadian Soldiers)
LET'S GO!!
(From there, Seifer and co. storm off. Meanwhile,
with a muzak version of Odeka De Chocobo
playing on the elevator speakers, Quistis and
Selphie ascend to the 12 floor, where upon
exiting, the former holds open the elevator doors
till the latter casts a Thundaga spell on the control
panel, shorting it out.)
Selphie: Now for the door.
As before, the gals barracade the stairwell door
with a bench, some Moogle dolls and a few trash
cans. From there, they head for the payment office
section, where behind a counter is Galbadian Major
Biggs.)
Major Biggs: Uh....can I help you?
(Selphie produces the money and sets it in the
counter.)
Selphie: Here's 70,000 gil to pay off the taxes on
Balamb, Galbadia and Trabia Gardens. Did we
make it in time?
Major Biggs: What do you think? Anyhoo, what
you got is 70,000 gil, an' as the sayin' goes,
money talks. OK, youse got a deal.
Quistis: I hope Square appriciates what we do
for SeeD.
(Scene #34: The GRS building, the stairway.
Seifer and the G-Troops charge up the stairs till
they reach the 12th floor, only to discover the
barricaded door. However, it doesn't stop the
overcoated Sorceress Knight from unsheathing
his Hyperion Gunblade and turning
loose his Fire Cross limit break on the door,
shattering it and the barracade to pieces.
From there, he and the G-Troops break
through and storm the hallway. )
Seifer: Remember all of you--those that wanna
head for the bathroom on the way, raise you hand.
(Scene #35: The GRS building, the payment office. After
taking the money, Major Biggs gives a slip of paper
to Selphie and Quistis.)
Major Biggs: It's official. The taxes just got paid.
Selphie: WHOO-HOO!! We saved the Gardens!!
Quistis: Whoo-hoo is right, girl. Guess we're set
for life.
(Suddenly the sounds of weapons clicking along
with Seifer's voice take the gals by surprise.)
Seifer: I'll say you're set for life--back in The
D-District Prison, so the story goes!!
Quistis & Selphie: YIPE!!!!!!!!
(Needless to say, we see thousands of
Galbadian Soldiers, their weapons drawn
and aimed at a shocked Quistis and Selphie.
Among the G-Troops, flanked by Raijin
and Fujin, his Gunblade drawn out and
aimed, is Seifer.)
Seifer: All too easy.
Raijin: Seifer, you're goin' to get a medal,
y' know.
Quistis: Somethin' tells me our victory is a
bittersweet one.
Selphie: Bet heavily on it, sweetie.
Fujin: QUISTIS, SELPHIE, GAME
OVER.
Next: 9th & Last Chapter: Epilogue:
Galbadian Justice.
The Chase Is On!!
(Scene # 30: several yards from
Deling City, daybreak. The
Ragnarok is hurtling through the sky--
followed by billions of Galbadians
everywhere; in the midst of it all,
we see Galbadia Garden flying nearby.
At its highest terrace, is Seifer, who
talks into his comlink.)
Seifer: Attention to The Galbadian
Republic Army Dept.--use of excessive
force on The Blues SeeDs is approved--
or words to that effect.
(All over the planet, following the G-Garden,
pursuing the Ragnarok, we see countless
Galbadian Thrace fighters, Paratrooper fliers,
G-Soldiers on motorcycles, BGH251F2s and
jet powered G-Army boats and submarines--
their quarry, Quistis and Selphie. On a road,
on the outskirts of Timber, two jeeps; Sephiroth,
Adel, Ultimecia and Rufus in one, Seymour,
Kefka, Corneo, Hojo and NORG in the other.
In a second, they see the Ragnarok streak past
the sky above the villians.)
NORG: Fushifuru, fushifuru........IT'S-THAT-
RAGNAROK!! DARN-THOSE-BLUES-SeeDs!!
Corneo: Hohihi!! Let's get those chickies!!
Kefka: Son of a submariner!! Victory is ours!!
Rufus: What do you mean, "ours"?
Seymour: Death awaits them!!
Hojo: Let's get it on!!
Sephiroth: They've had it for sure!! CHARGE!!
Ultimecia: We kan't!! We forgot to bring our
kredit kards!!
Adel (to Ultimecia): Why don't you get a life?
(to Sephiroth) ONWARD!!
(The villians gun ther jeeps and chase the
Ragnarok. Meanwhile, The Returners' blimp
enters the scene, in hot pursuit.)
Terra: There's the Ragnarok!! Let's get them!!
(to Seltzer) Full speed!!
(Seltzer slams his foot on the pedal--and the blimp
is heading way too fast.)
Celes: HEY!! Not so fast!!
Seltzer: The pedal's stuck--an' so's my foot!!
Relm: Well unstick it!!
(In his efforts to pry the pedal loose, Seltzer
loses control of his blimp, which crashes into
the side of Galbadia Garden. In seconds, it
doesn't take long for The Returners to be
confronted by a grim faced Seifer Almasy.)
Seifer: First Balamb Garden, an' now you
jokers!! Who taught you how to drive?
Seltzer: Just your avarage drunk driver,
I guess.
(Scene #31: The canyon between Timber
and Galbadia, day. With The Ride Of The
Valkyries playing in the background, the
jeeps driven by our fave Final Fantasy
villians follow the Ragnarok--in fact, they're
so bent on their chase, they don't look where
they're going, and drive up an incline up one
of the flat moutains, till they plumment over
the edge. Upon discovering their goof, the
villians almost freak out--that is, all but
Sephiroth and Adel, the former turning to
the latter.)
Sephiroth: You know, I truly love you.
Adel: Seph, you sweet talker, you. I love
you too.
(Soon after that, the jeeps fall into a
river filled ravine and make two huge
splashes. A second later, Seymour
climbs out from the water, followed by
his fellow despots.)
Seymour: Next time, we'll take the train.
(Scene #32: Deling City, day. The Ragnarok
streaks over the buildings, the G-Army after
them, some of them crashing into each
other from time to time. Passing by the rebuilt
Galbadia Hotel, no one notices an impatient
Tidus, waiting for Quistis and Selphie--that is,
until Rikku shows up; from there, she and Tidus
enter the hotel arm in arm.)
Tidus: I hope Yuna is takin' notes....
(Scene #33: Deling City, The GRS building, day.
Thousands of Galbadian Thrace fighters,
Paratroopers, motorcycles and BGH251F2s
chase the Ragnarok--till it lands outside
The GRS building. Upon climbing out, the
SeeDs head for the entrance--and that
is when the dragon ship falls
apart in a junkheap.)
Selphie: I guess that Ragnarok just couldn't
take it.
Quistis: Let's go!!
(Entering the building, the gals prop up
anything they get against the doors, then
head to the main foyer, where they see an
officer at a desk.)
Quistis: Where's the section where you pay
your taxes?
Officer: On the 12th floor, across from the elevators.
Selphie: Thanks. (She and Quistis head down the
hall, while outside, the building is surrounded by
Galbadians, some of its Paratroopers scaling the
building walls downward, some banging and breaking
through the barracaded entrance; it's that particular
group that is now headed by Seifer, Raijin and Fujin.
Right now, upon entering, they head for the officer
at the desk.)
Seifer: Did you see two female SeeDs wearing Blues
Brothers togs?
Officer: I just sent them to the 12 floor.
Seifer: Thanks. (to the Galbadian Soldiers)
LET'S GO!!
(From there, Seifer and co. storm off. Meanwhile,
with a muzak version of Odeka De Chocobo
playing on the elevator speakers, Quistis and
Selphie ascend to the 12 floor, where upon
exiting, the former holds open the elevator doors
till the latter casts a Thundaga spell on the control
panel, shorting it out.)
Selphie: Now for the door.
As before, the gals barracade the stairwell door
with a bench, some Moogle dolls and a few trash
cans. From there, they head for the payment office
section, where behind a counter is Galbadian Major
Biggs.)
Major Biggs: Uh....can I help you?
(Selphie produces the money and sets it in the
counter.)
Selphie: Here's 70,000 gil to pay off the taxes on
Balamb, Galbadia and Trabia Gardens. Did we
make it in time?
Major Biggs: What do you think? Anyhoo, what
you got is 70,000 gil, an' as the sayin' goes,
money talks. OK, youse got a deal.
Quistis: I hope Square appriciates what we do
for SeeD.
(Scene #34: The GRS building, the stairway.
Seifer and the G-Troops charge up the stairs till
they reach the 12th floor, only to discover the
barricaded door. However, it doesn't stop the
overcoated Sorceress Knight from unsheathing
his Hyperion Gunblade and turning
loose his Fire Cross limit break on the door,
shattering it and the barracade to pieces.
From there, he and the G-Troops break
through and storm the hallway. )
Seifer: Remember all of you--those that wanna
head for the bathroom on the way, raise you hand.
(Scene #35: The GRS building, the payment office. After
taking the money, Major Biggs gives a slip of paper
to Selphie and Quistis.)
Major Biggs: It's official. The taxes just got paid.
Selphie: WHOO-HOO!! We saved the Gardens!!
Quistis: Whoo-hoo is right, girl. Guess we're set
for life.
(Suddenly the sounds of weapons clicking along
with Seifer's voice take the gals by surprise.)
Seifer: I'll say you're set for life--back in The
D-District Prison, so the story goes!!
Quistis & Selphie: YIPE!!!!!!!!
(Needless to say, we see thousands of
Galbadian Soldiers, their weapons drawn
and aimed at a shocked Quistis and Selphie.
Among the G-Troops, flanked by Raijin
and Fujin, his Gunblade drawn out and
aimed, is Seifer.)
Seifer: All too easy.
Raijin: Seifer, you're goin' to get a medal,
y' know.
Quistis: Somethin' tells me our victory is a
bittersweet one.
Selphie: Bet heavily on it, sweetie.
Fujin: QUISTIS, SELPHIE, GAME
OVER.
Next: 9th & Last Chapter: Epilogue:
Galbadian Justice.
