DADDY, WHERE DO BABIES COME FROM?

TROWA'S VERSION:

Trowa was feeding the animals at his family's circus. Today his sister Catherine and his wife Midii had gone to get the new circus' leaflets from the printing shop and was left to take care of his little four-year-old daughter.

He was pretty impressed that Victoria was not scared of the lions but again, being his daughter, that was to be expected. She was also a pretty quiet girl so very much like himself. He was very proud of her. Thankfully she had got the best of her parents. She had a nice dark blonde hair and two shiny emerald eyes. She was growing up to be a really beautiful little girl. Trowa worried sick that her looks would cause him lots of troubles when she grew up enough to start dating guys. Oh well, he would kill any guy that came anywhere near her. That was a pretty simple solution.

Suddenly, Tori got up from the grass and came near her father. Looking up to him said in a very soft voice:

"Dad. I want to know something."

"Yes. What is it?" asked Trowa breaking his proverbial silence.

"Well…I want to know where babies come from…"

Ah. Oh. Gosh. Ehem…Not all his training as the perfect pilot had ever trained him for this. He had heard horror stories from both Heero and Duo about their attempts to explain this to their daughters. It wasn't going to be easy so he tried an escape route.

"Ok. I don't know. You will have to ask aunt Catherine or mum."

"That's not true," Tori replied looking to her father accusingly.

"What?" Trowa was amazed.

"Well, you made me, didn't you? So you have to know at least where I come from…"

Oh my god. This girl was far too clever for his own good. Now what?

"Ok. So. You've caught me. I know something but not too much. I will explain you but you have to avoid asking me any questions at all, understood?"

"Sure"

"Ok. One night, I gave some special seeds to your mum and she kept them in a special place until they became you, understood?"

"I think so…" Tori replied.

UFF! Too close for comfort. Trowa looked down at his daughter who seemed perfectly happy with his explanation then, they just kept feeding the lions and the other animals from the circus till Catherine and Midii got back from the city.

They had dinner altogether and Tori was tucked in bed.

The next day Midii went to wake up her daughter and told her to get up and have breakfast because she had a surprise for her.

The little girl hurried to get dressed and have breakfast in a record time. Then Midii took her outside. Midii took some envelope from her pocket and, kneeling in front of her daughter, she told her:

"These are special seeds. What do you think that will come out if we put them in a special place for a while?"

Tori made a huge grin and replied happily:

"Well, according to daddy, I should get a little brother or sister, shouldn't I?"