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ACT 6
C: "But it wasn't me! I swear!"
Ms. Nelco: *points at the door of the
detention room* "NOW!!!"
C: "Okay, okay, don't have to get upset over such a
small thing..." *takes a glance at the assistant principal's red face*
"Errr.... heh heh... *takes refuge in the detention room*
C: *Walks
into the D.T. room and runs through a cloud of smoke* "Blegh! Is the old
lady trying to suffocate me or something?" *looks around for a seat and sees
a familiar looking guy occupying the only chair in the room*
Guy:
*Takes a drag on his cigarette and swings his feet onto the table*
C:
*Sees that the guy is sitting on a stack of 6 chairs and tries to pull the
bottom chair out from under him *
Guy: "Eh? Oi!!!"
C: "Hey, don't be
such a prick, didn't you learn the meaning of the word 'share' in kindergarten?"
*looks up to give him the finger*
C: "Huh? Amiboshi, wow, you look a
lot better now that you ditched the glasses and the suspenders!" *nods
approvingly at the leather jacket and tight jeans* " ...When'd you take up
smoking? Oh hey, what are you smoking anyways? Crack?"
*smirks*
Amiboshi (?): "I'm Suboshi!"
C: "Hmmmmm? Oh, so that's why
you're being such a bastard... Tee hee!"
Suboshi: "Shut up."
C: "That's
not very nice. I happen to like talking! So... what kind of crime did you commit
to get yourself in here?"
Suboshi: "I was walking down the hallway swinging
my Ryuuseisui, and for some reason they thought that it was inappropriate. Oh,
and I managed to put somebody in a coma. Not a very big deal, so I don't see why
I'm here!" *takes a puff*
C: "Oh, did they take your balls away,
then?"
Suboshi: "No, you pervert, they're right here..." *grabs
crotch*
C: "...Masturbating? Aha, where's your brother when you need him,
eh?"
Suboshi: "Hmm... He should be coming right now..." *sees Cecilia
drooling* "Er, coming to rescue me, not the one you're thinking of!"
C:
"Damn... Such nice thoughts... But he'll be coming later on, right?"
*nudge nudge*
Suboshi: "Don't touch me, you geek!"
C: "Huh? But,
but your brother's a geek!"
Suboshi: "But he's a hot geek, because naturally,
he looks just like ME."
C: "Okay, whatever. But at least spare a chair for
me."
[Meanwhile ...at school]
Tamahome: *Arrives at school and heads towards
the janitor's office blowing his nose on a cleaning rag* *sighs* "This is
all Tomo's fault... I hate him."
[...at McDonald's]
Tomo: *Gets shivers up his spine* "Somebody must
be talking bad about me! It doesn't matter because I've got more important
things to worry about like winning Nakago's heart with my handsomely
good-looks... No one can resist a sexy bitch like myself! Rawr!" *Pats
afro*
[...somewhere else]
Nakago: *Sneezes* "Either I'm getting a cold or
someone's thinking about me. I hope it's Tamahome and not Tomo..." *shudders
at the thought*
ACT 7
S: *Stops running around in squares to catch her breath* "Damnit!
...I'll never find him. I looked all over the place and this is just taking way
too much time. And I haven't even had lunch yet..." *Heads towards cafeteria
but stumbles when a kid nearly runs her over* "Hey watch it kid! You don't
go running around knocking into people like that!"
Kid: *Stops and turns
around* "...Hey aren't you that person who nearly mauled me over?!"
S:
"Are you sure it was me and not your own clumsiness?"
Kid: "Yes, I'm
sure."
S: "I don't believe you." *Walks off*
Kid: *Starts to say
something but realizes that he had better stop wasting his time* *Runs towards
the office*
Suboshi: "...And I'll bet aniki is going to come in... 3... 2... 1..."
C:
"Blast-off!!!"
*Silence*
Suboshi: "Umm, lets try that again--3...
2... 1..."
*A loud boom is heard near the entrance of the door and the
walls shake*
C: "What was that...?" *Walk towards the door and steps
out* *sees a geek crawling towards his glasses* "Oohhh!" *runs over geek
snatching away the glasses* "So we meet again, Amiboshi! This time you have
to kiss me or else I'm not giving you back your glasses!"
Amiboshi: "...Oh
that's ok, you can keep 'em. I've got an extra pair!" *Pulls out a pair of
glasses from his shirt pocket and puts them on* C: "WHAT?!"
_
Amiboshi: "Hey... aren't you the girl who let me out of my
locker?"
C: "Yep! And aren't you the boy that owes me something?" *Bats
eyelashes*
Amiboshi: *Thinks* "Oh yeah!" *Reaches into a pocket
and pulls out a pencil* "You dropped this." *Walks into the detention
room*
C: *Follows Amiboshi* "Oooooh, so eager to see your
brother..."
Suboshi: "Aniki! Hurry up and strip, chop chop chop... I ran out
of cigarettes and I'm gonna go crazy!"
C: "Did you say
STRIP?!
Suboshi: "Yeah, we do this all the time. When I get into
trouble and run outta cigarettes aniki comes and either brings me a new pack or
we switch places." *Looks at Cecilia and jumps back* "Eew, you're
drooling all over my leather jacket. Get out!" *pushes Cecilia out the
door*
C: *Bangs on door* "Oi! ...I have an detention!" *attemps
to look in through the cracks*
[On the other side of the door...]
Suboshi: "Honestly, aniki, I don't see
why you wear such ugly clothes. I mean, blue pants that are WAY too tight at the
bottom and WAY too loose at the butt? Nuh uh. And where in hell did you get
those suspenders? I won't even begin to talk about how your shirt is the same
color as..." *looks at brown shirt* "Well, you know what I'm
implying."
Amiboshi: "Uh huh, and you're gonna look exactly like this when we
switch." *Takes off glasses and hands them to Suboshi*
Suboshi: "I
don't need glasses, it's gonna be all blurry."
Amiboshi: *Smiles
sweetly* "Don't worry, they're not prescription. I wear them 'cause they
look cool with my suspenders."
Suboshi: O_o
Amiboshi: "Do you wanna go
through with this or not?!" *Tugs off suspenders*
Suboshi: "Ok...
fine... for the sake of having a smoke..." *Throws off jacket and pulls off
his shirt*
Amiboshi: "AAACK! When'd you get your nipple
pierced?!"
Suboshi: "I didn't, it's a clip-on. I wear it 'cause it looks cool
with my clip-on earring."
Amiboshi: o_O
Suboshi: "Well hurry up and take
off your ugly pants so I don't have to see my reflection in them."
Amiboshi:
"Do I have to put on the earring? ...And the nipple ring too?"
Suboshi: "Only
if you make me wear the suspenders and glasses."
Amiboshi: "But I look good
with the suspenders... What will people think if they see you without them,
thinking it's ME."
Suboshi: "They'll think you will look a lot better! But
make sure you put on that earring or people will know that it's a
clip-on."
Amiboshi: "I'll wear them if you put on the suspenders." *Slips
off pants revealing brown and yellow striped boxers*
Suboshi: "Nasty! You
still wear those?! Didn't I give those to you on your birthday four years ago as
a joke?"
Amiboshi: "What do you mean joke? I liked them! They've been my
favorite pair ever since."
Suboshi: "Well, I know what to get you for our
next birthday." *Takes off his own pants*
Amiboshi: "Otouto, I didn't
know you liked wearing thongs, didn't you always prefer no
underwear?"
Suboshi: "Oh, I just started a few days ago cause they look nice
on my ass. Hmm don't you think? You should start wearing them too! I have a few
extras I can lend you."
Amiboshi: "But they aren't comfortable. I don't like
the feeling of something riding up my ass"
Suboshi: "Well, you haven't
complained up until now." *smiles slyly*
Amiboshi: "Well then why do
you whine all the time when it's my turn and still wear
thongs?"
Suboshi: "Are you still mad that I took your turn?"
Amiboshi:
"Yes, we had an agreement that Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays are my turns,
and Tuesdays, Thursdays, and Saturdays are your's."
Suboshi: "I'll make it up
to you, aniki. If you really want you can take my turn today."
*A loud
banging is heard near the door and a voice shouts out, "What are you two doing
in there?! Nevermind, I know what you're doing--Who's on
TOP?!"*
Amiboshi: *Shouts through door* "We take TURNS! But
SOMEONE hasn't been following our schedule!!!"
Suboshi: "It's not my fault! I
thought it was THURSDAY! Give me those glasses!"
Amiboshi: "Be careful, those
are my last pair."
Suboshi: *Opens the door and walks out*
C: *Takes the opportunity to grab his arm* "Hey, if you help me get
out then I won't broadcast your relationship with your brother all over
the school!"
Suboshi: "I could care less... and get your hands off me."
C:
*Thinks* ..."I'LL TELL EVERYBODY THAT YOU HAVE A CLIP-ON
EARRING!"
Suboshi: "No way! I'll kill you!"
C: "Not before everybody hears
about it!"
Suboshi: "Alright, fine... I'll go distract the secretary..."
*Meanwhile, as Shelley approaches the school's cafeteria, she peers inside
and sees a familiar blonde mullet.*
S: "I think I recognize that
hairstyle somewhere..." *Walks up towards the guy with the crappy
haircut*
*Guy with mullet looks up*
S: *Stops in
mid-step* ..."N-Nathago? I mean! ...Nakago?!"
Nakago: "I THOUGHT THAT WE
WERE FRIENDS! ...Why did you ditch me..." *Starts bawling* "First
Tamahome, and now my friends..."
S: *Laughs nervously and pats his
mullet* "Uhh... there there... I'm sure Cecilia found Tamahome by now."
*Says aside* "Not that it's a good thing to have an obsessive cousin in
the same room as her idol."
Nakago: *Sighs* "Oh, that's a
relief..."
S: *Stomache rumbles* "I'm hungry. Money, Nakago... MONEY!
You still owe me a meal."
Nakago: "Uhh... ok. But don't tell Tamahome this,
'cause I stole from our little piggy bank." *Walks up to the lunch lady as
Shelley follows*
Nakago: "10 cheeseburgers and 2 donuts please!"
S:
"Donuts? I didn't want donuts..."
Nakago: "They're for me. Don't you know
cops eat donuts all the time?"
Lunch Lady: *Interupts* "Do you even
have enough money?"
Nakago: "Noooo... but..." *Whips out gun and points it
at her* "If you don't give it to me... I'll shoot point blank!"
S:
"NATHAGO! ...Uh Nakago!" Am I starting to develop a lisp? OH NO! Not a lithp!
Err... How is that possible I can lisp in my thoughts? ...
Lunch Lady:
*Brings out a stack of burgers and 2 donuts* "O-Okay... heh heh... here
you go sir. Enjoy your meal." *Quickly runs away* S: "Nakago! I thought
you were a wimp!"
Nakago: "I am. This isn't loaded." *winks*
S:
"You dirty cop! You're just as corrupted as those New York drug
lords."
Nakago: "No... I usually don't need to shoot because Tamahome is with
me, protecting me with his mop and bucket... And sometimes Windex spray that
hurts your eyes a lot." *Starts sobbing*
S: "Uh, Nakago! I thought you
were the dominant kind..."
Nakago: *Looks up and gives her the death
glare* "I AM!"
S: *Sweatdrops* "Ok... Um, lets eat now..."
*Looks over at Nakago and sees that he has already devoured more than half
the burgers* "Nak-" Nakago: *Looks up with bits of food hanging from his
mouth* "Oh, did you want some?"
S: "GRR!" *Snatches a burger*
ACT 7½
Suboshi: "Blah blah blah! Blah? Blah blah!"
Secretary: "...Blah blah?"
Suboshi: "BLAH!!!"
C: *Electric slides away as Suboshi blahs away with
the secretary*
Suboshi: "Okay, I'm done the idiot act!!!
Cool-guy-smoking-cigarette mood now!" *Runs away*
Secretary: "Eh?
Amiboshi come back!"
*Inside detention room*
Amiboshi: "...There goes my geek image."
*Sighs* "I hope my glasses are okay."
*Outside the office*
C: "Ugh, I'm so glad I got out of that
prison!"
Suboshi: "Ugh, I'm so glad I can go have a smoke now. I'm gonna get
them."
C: "Your stash? Where do you hide it?"
Suboshi: "Locker." *Turns
to walk away*
C: "Wait, I'm coming with you."
Suboshi:
"Whatever."
C: "Hey, don't ruin your dear brother's image! What will people
think of a smoking geek?!"
Suboshi: "Oh yeah! I gotta change outta these ugly
clothes... Good thing I have an extra pair of clip-on earrings in my
locker."
C: "Yeah, but what are you going to do about the
clothes?"
Suboshi: "Well, I'd rather go naked than be seen in
loser-wear."
C: "So does that mean you're gonna streak?" *Checks for
nosebleed*
Suboshi: "Well maybe, but... I do have a trenchcoat in my
locker. I'll just take off all the geek clothes and wear that over my
thong."
C: *Gasp* "Amiboshi wears thongs?!?!"
Suboshi: "Uh, no! We
didn't switch underwear! ...Besides, his were too damn ugly." *Walks up to
locker* "Ah... the sweet smell of nicotine."
C: *Takes out a notebook
and scribbles down Suboshi's locker number* "Ooh, I'll remember to decorate
this for your birthday!" ^_^
Suboshi: *Takes out a cigarette and lights
it* "Ahhh... I feel alive again."
C: "You're gonna get lung cancer!"
*Pulls cigarette out of Suboshi's mouth*
Suboshi: @_@ "Oi! ...Oh
well." *Pulls out another and lights it*
C: *Sighs*
"Hey,
you're still wearing your brother's clothes."
Suboshi: "Hmph, you just wanna
see me in a thong you pervert."
C: "...So what if I am! ...Anyways. I'll turn
around, I won't peek."
Suboshi: "I'm smarter than that." *Grabs trenchcoat
and walks into the bathroom*
Next Episode:
WHAT WILL PEOPLE THINK OF A SMOKING GEEK?
WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO AMIBOSHI'S LAST PAIR OF GLASSES?
WHAT WILL BE THE NEXT STUPID THING NAKAGO DOES?
Keep reading to find out...
(Sorry for the slow updating, had writer's
block for a while...)
