Okies! Here's chapter ten! The one that you've really wanted me to finish for a little while now! I hope you like! This is the Bash-Relena Chappy! I really hope you like!
Disclaimer: Once again, I own nothing; I'm just fulfilling my stupid GW fantasies with this thing! Don't sue me, or my middle name!
Warnings: Um, this has Relena in it… Run! It's horribly UGLY! AHHHHHHHHHH!!!
At Gunpoint
Chapter Ten: She's Back
Heero decided that he should go home early in the morning when he got wind that the ultimate Bitch, also known as Relena, was going to be in town. That alone sent him scuttling off into the house, after only being at the park he took refuge in every day for the past six mornings, afternoons, and evenings, for a short moment. After all it was safer to stay in one place rather than stay out in the open, and moving around to get the little food he needed. Unfortunately, that meant bad news to Duo who had been planning the night before that he'd begin hacking the next morning, namely the day that Heero ended up staying home for the most part. Though none of this ever stopped our Perfect Soldier from keeping as far away as he could get from Duo most of the day. Now it was evening and Duo sat sulking angrily in his own room, knowing that there was no way he would be able to do a thing while Heero was within seeing and shouting distance, meanwhile Heero sat working out his own problems silently within his own mind while sipping some of Quatre's tea, and boy was Quatre glad that someone besides he and Trowa was even drinking it for once. It was during this moment that the doorbell rang, and the ever board Heero, craving movement for once, got up to answer the damned thing, it's dinging quickly getting on his nerves as it rang at least three times before was able to get there. It was a horribly Heero-obsessed Queen-of-the-Universe that greeted him as he opened the door.
"Heero! It's so nice to see you again!" Her voice was like the unfamiliar, yet, horrifying sound of nails on a chalkboard to Heero. Something he didn't hear often, but a very annoying and unwanted sound. The Soldier's eyes narrowed and he stepped outside, closing the door behind him.
"You." His glare was apparent.
"Why, Heero… aren't you happy to see me?" She looked worried. Uck. If there was something that he couldn't stand was people who pretended that they knew every aspect of him and on the contrary didn't know a thing about him because they just wanted him to be how they thought of him.
"Why should I be?" He glared once more at the prissed-up female that was a welcoming as a toothache. It was this particular conversation that caught the ear of a certain braided male and more or less dragged him by this ear to the open window. Duo looked down and saw the two of them, talking.
"Well… I would have thought that you might have… missed me." She looked like she would cry. Puh. Weak. Depending on Heero affection was like depending on a single pebble to support a three hundred pound man.
"Let me make it clear for you. I spent the past few days away from here for certain personal reasons. Why do you think I stayed home today?" Relena looked confused. She began to wonder if that was a trick question.
"Heero, I don't know… but-" She began in an innocent tone.
"Because I figured I'd have less chance of you finding me if I stayed in one spot. Namely here." Heero cut her off with a scowl. Duo, eavesdropping up above, couldn't believe what he was hearing. If Heero hadn't left him for Relena, then what-. "Go away."
"But… I- I don't understand?!? What do you mean?"
"Just what I said: Go away. Or are you too much of a baka to understand?"
"Why… I… why, Heero?!?" Spoiled brat.
"Because you mean nothing to me. Because I think you're just an annoying bitch." Relena gasped.
"You… you can't mean that… no…" Her eyes were abnormally wide and disturbingly sad.
"Well, stop gawking and get the hell out of here. You think you've made my life any easier?!" Does that mean it was hard before; does that mean that it was hard for Heero to avoid Duo before? If it did…
"I… I suppose I'll go." With a gulp of held in tears, she left in her disgustingly over-flourished white limo and cruised out of sight. (Consider the Relena, BASHED! ^^) A sigh of relief was let out from the shorthaired boy's mouth, moderately happy to be rid the female. Duo just stood, shocked and half-overjoyed at the window, not knowing weather or not to squeal in happiness or sit down to sort it all out. The second option seemed a little more ethical. None of it seemed to add up.
Heero left Duo + Heero really hating Relena = no logical answer
All Duo knew was that all of it had a big chance of lying in that damned laptop. Now he just needed the time to hack. If Heero left the next day like usual, he would be able to get into the files. Oh, but he wished so much that he could know the answer to this enigma. Heero. That's what Heero was: a puzzle wrapped in an enigma. None of him made sense, but it just made Duo love the stiff more. I mean it's like every mystery that appeared as a part of Heero was a shed of bait that was constantly wagged in front of Duo's face, teasing and tickling his brain. None of it made sense, but man, it was fun chasing him, not to mention the view from behind. (*giggles* Ah… and a fine asset that is! ^^; I love this!)
Meanwhile, while Duo continued to figure things out, Heero went back into the house and sat back down at the table to continue sipping his tea, his own mind buzzing with personal thoughts. What could he do to keep away from Duo this time? There was no avoiding him here, at home.
"I think I'll go out for a little bit." With that he got up. There was no need to stay in and all cooped up when there was no long a Relena to fear, when he'd already dealt with 'it'. He hopped in his car; yes, he had a car and drove to the only place he knew that Relena would never go. He found himself at just the place: the Karaoke Bar.
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Soooooooooo? Whadya think?! Sorry this took a while, I'm kind of out of it, so that's one reason this chappy is so short… *looks embarrassed* The thing is, I've to this plot, it's just that I can't put it all down on paper sometimes, ya know?! Well, please tell me what you thought of my Relena-Bashing chappy! ^^ *grins*
Tenshi-Usa
