C: It's easier to write stories when you planned it out.
S: Oooh! We're so
smart!!!
ACT 8
[Back at the principal's office...]
Ms. Nelco: *barges into detention
room and chokes in the smokey atmosphere* "SUBOSHI! I thought I told you to
get rid of those cigarettes!!! I'm through with you -- Detention for a whole
week straight! And right now, as punishment for putting a student in a coma, you
will head to room 102W5T Level C, first floor, West Wing 2095 to await further
instructions. GET A MOVE ON IT!"
Amiboshi: "....Alright." *mutters under
his breath* "The things I do for love..."
Ms. Nelco: "...AND AS FOR YOU,
YOUNG LADY! You're next!" *turns to look at an empty seat* "Wha-what?
Where did she go? ...The door only opens from the outside and the secretaries
wouldn't have let her out...."
Amiboshi: *Makes his way out the door and
closes it, forgetting about the principal*
Ms. Nelco: *Hears the click
of the door shutting and rushes up trying the door knob* "LET ME OUT!!"
*bangs on door* "LET ME OUT!!! Suboshi! I'm gonna get you for this!!!"
*Bang! Bang!*
Secretary outside: "HEY! QUIET DOWN IN THERE!"
*mutters under breath* "Students these days..."
[In the cafeteria]
Nakago: *Busily finishes the last burger but stops
mid-bite* "Hey, why do I have this feeling that we forgot
something...?"
S: "... Oh yeah! The ketchup! I never eat my burgers without
ketchup." *Runs to get some ketchup and steps in a puddle of fries and
gravy* "Ackhhh! The janitors at this school suck!"
Nakago: "Huh?
Janitor... janitor... Tamahome... Janitor... TAMAHOME!!! That's it! We forgot
our search for Tamahome!"
S: "Yeah, we should find him so he can clean off my
shoe!" *wipes shoe on Nakago's pants while Nakago stares off into space*
*Suddenly grabs Nakago as a light flickers on in her head* "We forgot the
most obvious place!"
Nakago: "Um... the playground?"
S: "BAKA! The
Janitor's Office!"
Nakago: "Oh... Ohhhhhhh... right right... The Janitor's
Office."
S: "No time to waste, Nakago! Lets go there before he runs off
somewhere else!"
Nakago: "But I haven't finished my burger yet!"
S:
*Grabs Nakago and drags him off* "You've eaten yourself stupid."
C: *Calls into boy's washroom* "Suboshi! Hurry up. If I didn't know
better I'd think you were shitting bricks! Is constipation a problem for you?"
*giggles*
Suboshi: *Walks out with trenchcoat wide open, black
thong clearly showing* "That's disgusting you pervert."
C: *Stares at
Suboshi's crotch* "What are you talking about... I'm not a
pervert..."
Suboshi: *Snaps fingers in front of himself* "Ahem, my
face is up here."
C: *Continues staring* "Are you sure? I don't
believe you..."
Suboshi: *Glares and reaches around himself to do up the
belt on the trenchcoat*
C: "Awww... you looked better when it was
open."
Suboshi: "Hey, that's what aniki always says."
C: "Your brother's
absolutely right... so how about listening to him and keeping it
open."
Suboshi: "Oh no! Aniki! He probably got stuck with janitorial
duties."
C: "Janitorial duties?"
Suboshi: "Yes. Everyday, as punishment
for getting in trouble, I have to go scrub toilets with the janitor. I bet
that's where poor aniki is right now..." *Gets emotional* "Ohhh, and it
really stinks! It stinks so bad in there... poor aniki. By the end of the day,
you'll be able to smell him a mile away and I'm going to have live the guilt of
making my brother smell bad..."
C: "Oh cheer up. Just spray him with
Febreeze!"
Suboshi: "Um.. no, help me think of a better idea."
C: "Ooooh
let's kidnap him from the janitor's evil grasp!" *Laughs evilly*
"Wahahahoo..."
Suboshi: "Eh... ok, why not. Let's go fast before the smell
seeps into his hair and he'll have to spend an hour trying to wash it
out."
C: "I agree. You sound like you know what you're talking about. You
must know from first-hand experience." *Starts to walk away and stops,
turning to face Suboshi* "Wait. How do we know exactly which washroom to go
to?"
Suboshi: "Don't worry. I've been doing this since I came here, they
never send me to washrooms other than the one that's dirty 24/7."
C: "But...
isn't it clean after you're finished?"
Suboshi: "No, the stains are
permanent. Besides, I don't waste my energy on scrubbing like the janitor does.
I just sit there until he's done." *Walks off in opposite
direction*
C: "...And the janitor doesn't even make you do anything? What
a janitor!" *Runs after Suboshi*
Amiboshi: *Wanders the hallways in search of room 102W5T Level C, first
floor, West Wing 2095* "Hmm..." *holds up a map of the school* "I
hope that they didn't make him do this everyday!" *walks up to an arbitrary
room* "I bet this is where I'm supposed to be." *Opens the door and looks
around the brightly lit room. Desks... Chairs... and... a nurse putting on
purple lipstick?!* "Uhhh..." *Steps inside as the nurse hikes up her
skirt and adjusts her panties* "Ack, my eyes!"
Nurse: *Turns around
and reveals a name tag that reads Nurse Mitsukake* "Oh... hello. Do you need
healing?"
Amiboshi: *Turns around and runs away*
"AAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
*Runs down and finds a room to take cover in*
*Hears sniffles coming from a closet in the room* "Oh no, those football
guys probably found another person to pick on! I must help him, I know what it
feels like to be stuck in a locker for the whole day..." *Walks over to the
closet door and opens it* "Are you ok, mister?"
Mister: *Wipes eyes
and sniffles a bit* "No, I'm not... are you?"
Amiboshi: *Inspects the
blue jump suit* "Hey, are you a janitor?"
Mister: "Yes, are you the
student that's going to help me scrub toilets today?"
Amiboshi: "What? Um I
don't know, I'm looking for room 102W5T Level C, first floor, West Wing 2095...
You must know the whereabouts since you're the janitor."
Mister Janitor:
"Yes, you're in it right now." *Rolls eyes* "Well, lets get scrubbin!"
*Steps out of closet with a sponge and bucket* "Bring my mop for me
please."
Amiboshi: "W-what?! She never said anything about scrubbing toilets!
This is too severe a punishment. Poor otouto... that explains his funny scent
after he comes home from school." *Grabs a mop from the closet and follows
the janitor* "...Are you sure you're ok? I mean, you were crying pretty
loudly."
Mister Janitor: *Chirps* "Of course I'm alright! Cleaning is
fun! It always cheers me up after..." *Trails off as his eyes tear
up*
Amiboshi: "Um, ok. Let's get to it then..." *sighs*
ACT 9
*Amiboshi and the janitor enter the washroom*
Amiboshi: *Holds
his nose and bends down to start scrubbing the urinals with a torn up a
sponge*
Janitor: *Stands there looking glum...* "Ya know what, I
don't feel like scrubbing today. All that crying tired me out, I'm going to go
sleep in my janitorial closet. You just keep at it and wake me when you're
done..." *Starts to walk off*
Amiboshi: *Jaw drops* "What kind
of a janitor are you!" *Runs after him*
[Outside of a washroom]
C: "Wow, that took a long time. Are you sure this
is the right place? 'Cause if you aren't, I'm going to be sooo mad!"
Suboshi:
"Yes, I'm positive. I recognize the scent from all the way out here. Now all we
have to do is wait for the janitor to arrive. He always takes a long time
getting his mop because I never help him like has asks me to."
C: "Oh, wait.
Did you bring your brother's clothes with you? He'll want to change into
them."
Suboshi: *Makes a face* _ "Yes... he will...
unfortunately." *Pulls his brother's clothing out of a huge pocket in his
trenchcoat.*
C: "Yeah, you're right. He looks better without glasses."
*A familiar looking blue-haired janitor steps out of the washroom and
following behing him comes a "cool" looking guy with a mop and bucket in his
hands*
C: "Eeeeeee! Tamahome!!!"
Suboshi: *Does a double-take*
"Holy shit! I'm hot! Oh wait, it's aniki!" *Drops clothing in a heap and runs
over the pile* CRUNCH! "Oh, aniki... you don't smell that bad yet.
I'm so glad we got here in time!"
Amiboshi: *Stands surprised as he is
bear-hugged* "Uh, did you bring my clothes? Your pants are too tight... and
your leather jacket's too hot to wear in the school. Why do you wear it,
anyways?"
Suboshi: *Looks over to the pile of clothes* "Yep, I brought
them safe and sound!"
Amiboshi: *Walks over to his precious
suspenders* "Wow, you took good care of my suspenders... and my shirt... and
my pants... and... MY GLASSES!!!!" *Dangles a cracked pair of glasses in his
fingers* "M-m-my glasses... My last pair of glasses! What'd you do to them?!
You took such good care of my suspenders, and shirt, and pants... but why not my
glasses?! I know you hated them but you didn't have to break them like that!"
*Cries silently*
C: *Stops jumping around Tamahome and blinks*
"Oi! I have your other p-"
Suboshi: *Runs up to Cecilia and covers her
mouth and threatens* "Give 'em to me..."
C: *Spits in his hand and
peacefully hands them over*
Suboshi: "Aniki! Look, I have your glasses!
And I went through a lot of trouble to get them back!" *Walks past Tamahome
and wipes his own hand on a cleaning rag dangling from the janitor's
pocket*
Amiboshi: "...Huh? Y-you have my glasses?" *Takes his glasses
and puts them on* "I feel so pretty."
Everybody else:
*Sweatdrops*
Amiboshi: "I'm gonna go change now, I'll be right
back!"
C: *Grabs Amiboshi by the collar* "Hoooold on a sec, I refuse
to let you change back into old men clothes. Suboshi is right about your
unfortunate apparel... If you don't want to get locked in another locker then I
suggest you ditch the clothing."
Amiboshi: *Thinks for a very very long
time* "Hmm... But my boxers don't fit well in these pants."
Tamahome:
*Interrupts* "Yeah, they are sorta sticking out from the
top."
Suboshi: "Yeah, and I want my clothes back!"
C: "Don't encourage him
to change back into geek-wear!"
Tamahome: "I know! Lets give him a make-over,
that'll cheer me up!"
C: "What the hell..."
Tamahome: "I've got extra
clothes in my janitorial closet. Let's go!"
*While all of this make-over business is going on... Shelley and Nakago
are off doing this and that, this and that, this and that...*
S: "Do you
even know where we're going?"
Nakago: "Of course I know where I'm going.
Tamahome and I usually sneak off to make love in his little janitorial closet.
Isn't that kinky?"
S: O_o "Uhh.. sure.. if you say so. But don't the brooms
and mops get in the way?"
Nakago: "No, actually... they make it ever kinkier,
if you know what I mean." *Wink wink, nudge nudge*
S: "Oooh, aren't
you the naughty one, Nakago. Now excuse me while I go and puke in this trash can
right here."
[Back at Tamahome's Janitorial Office - which has been turned into a
salon]
Tamahome: "Just sit right there and I'll be back with the clothes."
*Points to an upside-down trashcan*
Amiboshi: *Dusts it off and
sits down obediantly*
Suboshi: *Calls after Tamahome* "Wait, I
wanna pick out the clothes so I won't be embarassed walking next to him."
C:
*Watches as the two guys walk away* "Well since we don't have a lot of
time..." *whips out make-up kit*
Amiboshi: "I didn't want to go
through with this... but I guess I sort of owe my brother for taking care of my
glasses."
C: *Rolls eyes* "Why? You're not even going to be wearing
them after this... Ok, just turn your head this way and pucker your lips."
*Proceeds to decorate Amiboshi* "Which shade do you like best? Barbie
Pink or reddish-brown?"
Amiboshi: "BROWN! I like brown!"
C: "Hmmm..."
*totally ignores him* "I think Barbie Pink would look great on you."
*Spreads lipstick over Amiboshi's puckered lips* "Ok, now smack them
together like this." *demonstrates*
Amiboshi: *copies*
C:
"Hmm... Ok, now this one's a bit more tricky." *Takes out eyelash curler*
"Just keep your eyes open, don't worry I won't poke them out."
Amiboshi:
*Opens eyes really wide*
C: "Wow, you're a very agreeable person."
*Holds eyelash curler to Amiboshi's eyelashes and squeezes the device
together*
Amiboshi: "Well I've never had a make-over before... are you
sure I'll look okay?" *Bats eyelashes*
C: "Of course I'm sure. You
look beautiful already!" *Claps hands excitedly*
*Tamahome and
Suboshi return*
Tamahome: *Looks at Amiboshi* "....HAHAHAHAHA!
That cheered me up!!!" *Snickers at Amiboshi*
Suboshi: "What the hell
are you doing?!?!? Get away from him!" *Pushes past Tamahome, sending him
flying into the door and shoves Cecilia out of the way*
C: "That was not
nice! Violence is bad!" *Stomps on Suboshi's foot* "Violence is bad!"
*Bitchslaps the back of Suboshi's head* "Violence is bad bad
bad!"
Suboshi: *Turns around* "Hey... I thought you said violence was
bad... Oh well." *Grabs a nearby sock from the lost and found box, spits on
it and wipes his brother's face off*
Amiboshi: "But- she said Barbie Pink
is my color!"
Suboshi: "Don't you understand anything aniki!" *Scrubs at
his brother's mouth*
Amiboshi: "Isn't this a make-over for
me?"
Suboshi: "This is a make-over to get you to look COOL not
feminine!"
C: *Jumps in* "But he'd make a pretty girl! ...Hey
Suboshi... You would too! I should turn all of you into pretty girls!" *Calls
over to the janitor with a bucket stuck on his head* "Tamahome! You too! Get
over here! Nakago will surely want you back if you look pretty - We have Barbie
Pink!"
Tamahome: *Stops jerking at the bucket on his head* "Err on
second thought, I like this bucket. It smells like Pinesol."
Suboshi:
*Nudges his brother to stand up* "Ok, here are the clothes... go behind
those mops and change."
Tamahome: "Err.. Wait! You can't go over there."
*Runs blindly into a wall in the opposite direction with the bucket still on
his head*
Amiboshi: *Steps behind a wall of mops and brooms*
"W-what's this doing in here?" *Holds up a bottle of lube* "I thought
this was a janitorial closet.... Oh.. and this... and that..." *Looks down at
the kinky toys strewn all over the floor*
Tamahome: *Pries bucket off
his head and runs over to snatch away the items in Amiboshi's hand and walks
back to where he was originally standing* "Oohh... they're of no importance.
Just change already!"
Suboshi: "But I could swear I saw a bottle of lube...
and a package of..." *Thinks..* "Eeew, aniki! Do you know what you just
touched?!"
Amiboshi: "...Yeah, I do..." *Wipes his hand on the mops and
then goes to changing into his new clothes*
Suboshi: *Catches the
clothes that his brother flings at him*
C: "Throw one to me! I want a
souvenir!" *Tries to catch a sock*
Suboshi: "MINE!" *Snatches it
away* "I have to change into these clothes you know." *Runs away to hide
behind another wall of mops*
C: "Well... I guess now it's just you and
me, Tamahome. So you can show me what you're hiding behind your back, I won't
tell!"
Tamahome: "Well... ok, if you promise not to keep one as a souvenir."
*Holds out his hands*
C: "Oooooh, okay! I won't tell anyone..."
*Crosses fingers behind back... and legs... and arms... and toes... and even
eyes*
Next Episode:
WILL TAMAHOME FIND OUT WHAT CECILIA'S DOING WITH ALL THOSE CROSSED LIMBS?!
WILL SUBOSHI AND AMIBOSHI LOOK MORE LIKE TWINS AFTER THE MAKE-OVER???
WILL SHELLEY AND NAKAGO EVER FIND THE RIGHT WING, LEVEL, AND ROOM NUMBER...?
...OF COURSE THEY WILL! ...or so we think...
