S: Ok, so we haven't updated this P.O.S. in a while... but it's not our fault
that we've been so bombarded with homework and the such.
C: Thank you to our
anonymous reviewer who read this story and even bothered to read our AnC.
Nakago tells us he appreciates your enthusiasm! In fact, he wants to know what
you think should happen in the next chapter after this one.
S:
*Says to Nakago* That's a good idea! *Turns back to audience/anonymous
reviewer* But if you can't think of anything you'd like for us to add, then
that's alright too.
C: By the way, we've been making our new character
designs for our story on our FY site. They will be up shortly with character
pictures and descriptions according to their respective roles.
ACT 10
Nakago: "Well, looks like we're here!" *stops infront of wooden
door*
S: *Sees a heart carved onto the crappy wooden door with the
letters N.K. + T.H.* "Uhhh.... what is THAT?"
Nakago: *Says
proudly* "Ooooh that! I carved it as a sign of my love for Tamahome... Get
it? T.H.? Tama. Ho-may? Even though I DID get in trouble for it... I don't see
why. I think it looks cool!
S: *Smiles and nods sarcastically*
*reaches out to turn the doorknob*
[Note that this happens in slow
motion]
[Meanwhile, inside the janitorial closet...]
C: *Drones in a bored
monotone* "Tamahomeeeee... Tamahomeeeee..."
Tamahome: *drones in the
same tone* "Whaaaaaat... Whaaaaat..."
C: *Looks over to Tamahome and
gets a psychotic glint in her eyes* *Starts to chant*
"Taaamahomeeee...."
Tamahome: *Sweatdrops*
A voice comes out
from one of the walls of mops saving Tamahome from an unknown fate
C:
*Snaps out of scary mood* *Looks to approaching figure* "OhmyGosh!
...Like-like-like.. you look like awesome... like.. who are you
anyways?"
Tamahome: "I told you those clothes would fit! It sure was fun
giving you a makeover. I am all cheered up now. Yay!"
C: "Seriously!"
*Glances admiringly at the jean jacket overlapping a wife-beater and the
tight blue jeans identical to his brother's* "Now you don't look like
Amiboshit! -I mean... Now you look cool!"
Another voice comes from
the other wall of mops
Voice: "Huh? What about shit? You better not be
talking about how I'm supposedly constipated. I wasn't taking a shit in there
okay?! Geez, stupid bitch... I need a smoke." *Continues to
ramble*
Amiboshi: *Speaks sincerely* "Thanks for the compliment."
*Calls towards the opposite wall of mops* "Otouto, do you need help with
your pants? They were pretty hard to get into when I put them on."
C: "Oh oh
oh! Help? Help? What type of help are you offering
him?"
Tamahome: "NO! Don't help! I have enough stains to clean off the other
wall already."
*Everyone is interrupted as the door creaks open and two dark figures step
inside. They step underneath the light...*
S: "Hi everyone! I know you
missed me but I'm here now... so-"
Nakago: *Interrupts* "TAMAHOME!"
*runs up to said person and gives him a big bear hug*
S: "Well... that
was quite the tearful reunion. Anyways..." *Ignores the over-reacting
cop*
Amiboshi: *Scoots behind wall of mops, clinging onto his brother
with scared expression*
Suboshi: *Clings back*
Amiboshi:
*Whispers to Suboshi* "Who is that guy? That blonde guy's scaring
me..."
Suboshi: "Yeah... he's really really scary. Especially his
hair."
C: *Calls behind wall of mops* "I'm scared too! Let me join! I
wanna join in!"
Twins: *Ignores and keep whispering to eachother*
Nakago: "Tamahome... I'm sorry for spending our money. Please accept this as
an apology..." *Whips out a brand new cleaning rag, handing it to
Tamahome*
Tamahome: "Aw, I LOVE IT!" ^___^ *Suddenly turns dark and
mutters pitifully* "Money..."
Nakago: "Oh... well... If you get married
to me, we can share all our finances." *Gets on one knee, trying to open a
Ring Pop bag*
S: "Nakago-Please! This is not the time. About the football
game tonight... is anyone coming?"
C: "What football game?"
S: "I was
tutoring a this girl today and she or he or whatever told me that there was a
football game going on tonight. She's the quater back of the school team and
invited us to watch. So how about it?"
Nakago: "Oh! I already bought
tickets!"
C & S: "Oh really?" *Edges closer*
Nakago: *Checks
in pockets to retrieve them* "Ohhh... looks like I only got two. Tamahome,
do you want to have the honor of accompanying me?"
S: "Shut up, Nakago. I
said now's not the time." *Mutters under breath* "Babbling
retard..."
Nakago: *Pretends not to hear* "So would you like to be
honored, Tamahome?"
Tamahome: "Well... did the tickets cost
money?"
Nakago: "Hell yeah... I didn't just scam them like I usually do. They
cost 5 whole bucks!"
Tamahome: "Ok, I suppose so, since money was
involved."
Nakago: "Alright... let's go." *Slings arm around Tamahome's
shoulder and calls back to C & S* "Meet ya guys at the game."
ACT 11
C: "Well... now that THAT'S over..." *Sighs in relief* "...I kinda
miss them."
BANG!
*C & S turn towards the sudden
crash and see the wall of mops play dominoes*
S: *Grabs a nearby mop,
arming herself in a defensive stance* "Who's there?!"
C: "OMG! Someone
was spying on us!" *Grabs the overturned trash can and charges into the
dark*
*A scream is heard*
S: *Looks startled and swings the
mop. The end of the mop catches a nearby light switch, flicking it on*
C:
*Blinks in the sudden light and looks accusingly at two identical boys,
huddled together on the floor* "Hey, which one of you screamed? That hurt my
ears."
S: *Drops mop and approaches C* "I think it was in unison. By
the way, who is that?"
C: "Who's what?"
S: *Points at a boy she doesn't
recognize* "That! You know... that! Who IS that?"
C:
*Sarcastically* "I dunno, who d'ya think?!"
S: "I dunno... a clone of
that one on the left?"
Original: "Hey, we don't like being talked about like
we're not here."
Clone: "...."
S: "Well, I know who that one is. I
tutored him while he was sleeping..."
C: "Yeah, now you two look more like
twins. I can't even tell you guys apart. It was easy before, all I had to do was
look for brown and be able to tell who was who."
S: "Uh huh..." *Turns
aways from clones* "Well I don't care about you guys, so..." *Turns back
to clones* "Hey, are you guys going to the football game? And is it true we
need tickets?"
Amiboshi: "Well... I never heard anything about tickets.
Before when there were football games we never had to pay to get in."
C:
"Nakago's such a dirty cop! ...Tricking Tamahome into thinking he actually spent
money on him. Although, I admit that was pretty smart on Nakago's behalf."
S:
"Yeah, don't let the mullet fool you into thinking he's anything dumber than his
hair."
C: *Turns back to twins* "So are you guys going or
not?"
Amiboshi: "Well... I sorta have a lot of homework tonight."
C:
"Homework?! ...What's that?"
Amiboshi: "...Nevermind."
S: "Well? Are you
going or not?"
Amiboshi: "You're so pesky!"
C & S: *Exchange weird
looks* "Pesky?!"
Suboshi: *Suddenly steps in* "C'mon aniki, let's
just go. You need to get out more."
Amiboshi: "But we don't have any ways of
transportation..."
C: *Out of the blue* "Hey... are you guys
incestrous?"
Amiboshi & Suboshi: O_o;;
C: "Cause if you guys are, we
can give you a lift."
Suboshi: "Uh... how does that work?"
S: "I don't
have enough room to fit both of you on separate seats. And the back trunk is for
'special' people... so if you don't mind sitting all over eachother then we can
give you a ride there."
Amiboshi: "Well.... I wouldn't mind getting a ride
there..................................."
C: "Ha! I knew it all
along!"
Everyone else: *Ignores and sweatdrops*
S: "Ok, it's
settled then. Let's go." *Starts to walk off*
Amiboshi: "Oh wait, I
need to get my homework."
C: "Uh... okay, you go do that. Whatever
that is."
S: "Alright, just meet us at the parking
lot."
Suboshi: "I'll come with you, aniki. Besides, I need to restock on
smokes."
C: "Bye! Make sure you don't do anything incestrous that'll take a
long time!" *Saunters away with a smirk*
Suboshi: "Fuck you!"
C:
*Suddenly turns* "Oooooh! Okay!"
S: *Grabs a hold of C's arm and
drags her away*
C: "B-but... don't you want to?"
S: *Keeps dragging
until they exit the closet*
Amiboshi: *Starts off towards the door* "Well, let's go get my
homework."
Suboshi: *Runs in front of his brother and gets all pouty*
"That's not cool! You seem to like your homework more than me... and we all know
that that's impossible 'cause I'm cooler than homework."
Amiboshi: "But it's
also true that you treasure your smokes more than me..."
Suboshi: "That's
because they taste better!"
Amiboshi: *Insulted* "Well homework's more
fun to do!"
Suboshi: "And you're saying that I'm NOT?!" *Threatens
with a lit cigarette*
Amiboshi: *Threatens with a nearby
textbook*
Suboshi: *Throws the cigarette at him* *Grabs an
ashtray*
Amiboshi: *Hurls the textbook* *Grabs more
textbooks*
[The twins start beating on eachother with ashtrays and
textbooks]
[Meanwhile down one of the hallways of the school...]
C & S: "Blah...
blah blah blah blah blah..."
*A girl runs by the unsuspecting two and
brushes past them heading towards the boy's bathroom*
S: "Hey what
the..."
C: *Turns around shouting* "Hey! You're not a boy! You can't
go in there!" *Follows the girl yelling*
S: *Chases after C and the
girl*
C: *Marches in the bathroom to see the girl in front of a mirror
reapplying make up and fixing her hair* "Don't you know that this is the
BOYS bathroom?!"
Girl: "Huh? ...Yeah... Why are you in here?"
S:
*Enters* "We came in here to stop you from coming in here!"
Girl (?):
"Why? I'm a boy... do you expect me to go to the girls' bathroom or
something?"
S: *Looks over the white and yellow cheerleading uniform the
girl/boy has on* *Eyes rest on the bow in her/his hair and the cute
yellow miniskirt* "Teenagers these days... they don't know the difference
between girls and guys." *Turns to C* "This is the second
hermaphrodite I've ran into today! Can you believe that?"
C: *Says to
unknown gender* "Who are you anyways?"
Girl (boy?): "I'm Hotohori, the
captain of the school cheerleading squad." *Proudly shows off pom
poms*
C & S: *Gawk*
Hotohori: "Well... I'm running a bit
late. I should hurry... don't wanna upset the guy I'm cheering for." *Smiles
sweetly* "Oh by the way, you two should come to the game tonight. It'll be
fun. And you should also get yourselves out of the boys' bathroom, the teachers
are pretty strict about that." *Glances back to the mirror* "How does my
hair look? I won't except anything less than perfect out of your mouths."
C
& S: *Echoes* "...Perfect..." *Sweatdrops*
Hotohori:
*Turns back and prances away* "Thanks! See ya there!"
C: "That was
strange..."
S: "Huh... Indeed..."
*A toilet flushes and the clicking of
high heels is heard*
C: *Turns head towards the stall*
"...Mitsukake?!"
S: *Makes a disgusted face, seeing the red high heels and
the purple lipstick again* "Oh yeah... I forgot about the nurse. That makes
three transvestites."
Mitsukake: "Did you guys come all the way into the
boys' bathroom to find a nurse? ...TOO BAD! I'm off duty!"
C: "Uhh... we're
leaving...NOW!"
[C & S turn and leave]
[C & S arrive at parking lot and sees two figures hobbling towards
them]
S: "What's taking them so long? Are those two people them?" *points
to hobbling figures*
C: *Turns as the two hobblers hobble towards her
and S* *Gasps!* "What'd they do to eachother?" *runs up to
them* "I thought I gave you strict instructions not to do anything
incestrous that would take a long time!"
S: *Inspects the two rather
disheveled boys* "Ok... now I'm convinced."
C: "Well? Don't you have
anything to say for yourselves?"
Twins: *Huff and look away from eachother
with arms crossed*
C: "Well well... did someone do something the other
did not like? Is someone not satisfied???" *smirks*
S:
*Clears throat* "Um... lets just go now. Don't wanna miss the football
game where I get to see those two transvestities again... yay."
[They all
head towards the car]
S: *Gets in driver's seat*
C: "I get to sit
in the front again!" *Hops in*
S: *Looks in rear view mirror and
sees Suboshi* "Hey, how'd you get that black eye?"
Suboshi:
*Snarls* "It's COOL! It makes me look rough." *Gets
in*
C & S: *Snicker*
C: *Calls out to Amiboshi*
"Well, aren't you going to get in?"
Amiboshi: "...."
C: "Fine! You don't
have to sit on your brother, you can sit on me!" ^___^
Amiboshi: "Um... I'll
sit in the back." *Squishes in beside his brother*
C: "I thought you
were going to sit on him."
Amiboshi: "I thought so too... until a while ago."
*Glares and rubs bump on his head*
C: "You got rammed into the wall,
didn't you?" *Looks at bump in concern*
S: "...." *Looks at the two
mangled boys with limbs intertwined in odd positions* "Ok whatever... if
you're comfortable then lets get going." *Starts the car and pulls out of the
parking lot heading towards the football field at the other school*
[On the way there...]
S: *Turns head to look back at the twins*
"Are you sure you're comfortable? Cause I see that someone's turning blue from
lack of oxygen. Want me to open the windows?"
C: *Screams* "Shelley!
Eyes on the road! You're driving into the wrong lane!!!"
S: "Huh?" *Looks
ahead at oncoming vehicle* "Shiiiit!" *Swerves sharply, sending all the
bodies in the car without seatbelts flying towards one side* *Gets back
into the right lane and breathes a sigh of relief*
C: *Check on
backseat riders* "Are you guys okay?! I told you should have shared a seat
belt... but nooo... you wouldn't listen." *Sees them all over eachother*
"Heh, I take that you're alright... now that things are back to normal."
S:
"What was that all about.. hmm.. no point in thinking about these things."
*Continues driving*
C: "Hey... aren't we going a little slow."
*Look over window and sees trees stationary and spots a turtle passing the
car* "Oh my God! Get that little creeper! Step on it! Step on it,
Shelley!"
S: *Steps on gas repeatedly* "Uhhh..."
C: *Continues
looking out the window and sees an old man with a cane gaining on us*
"Eeek... how'd the old folks get so fast?"
S: "Um.. this isn't working. One
of you guys in the backseat get out and check what's wrong with the
car."
Twins: *Ignores and continues making out*
S: O_O;; "Err....
ok..." *Gets out and kicks the engine* *Hears sputtering noises
emerge* *Goes back to window and calls inside* "Well this is just
great. Looks like we're going to have to hitchhike." *Leans against the side
of the car with an arm held out infront and the thumb of her finger pointed
upwards*
Twins: *Stop making out*
Suboshi: "Do we have to? I
like the pace we're going at. Actually no, you should drive a little slower,
we're going too fast." *Turns back and continues where he left off*
S:
*Gives the two in the backseat a weird look and continues to hitchhike*
*Spots a yellow school bus heading towards them and waves for it to
stop*
C: *Tears her eyes away from the hot dog peddler walking up to
our car* "We're saved!" *Jumps out the car and opens the backdoor*
"Sorry to disturb you guys, but...." *Sees a entangled sight* "Uh...
nevermind." *Slams door and hears screams from inside "That wasn't cool!"
"That was very pesky!"*
S: *Runs along side the bus and bangs on the
windows of the yellow bus* "Hey! Mister! We need to hitch a ride! Open
up!"
[A window slides open and a pretty girl peeks out]
S:
"Hotohori?!"
Hotohori: "Hm? Oh hi... do you need a ride?" *Yells at bus
driver* "Stop the bus and open the doors!"
S: *Runs up to the open
doors* *Sees the bus driver*
Bus Driver: "Hurry up, no da! We
don't want to waste more time, no da!"
S: "...Uh, Chichiri?"
Next Episode:
WILL THE TWINS EVER STOP MAKING OUT?
WILL THE CAR EVER BE ABLE TO BEAT THE TURTLE, THE OLD MAN, AND THE HOT DOG PEDDLER?
WILL CHICHIRI EXPLAIN TO US WHY HE DRIVES A YELLOW SCHOOL BUS?
...I hope. To all of the above.. except for the first one!
