S: Breaking News!!!
C: We are going to try and REDEEM
Nathago--Oops! Nakago!
S: ...By making him cooler!
C: Well as cool as he
can get in our story... sorry, it's just so easy to bash him because of his
mullet and crossed eyes (see F.Y. artbook pics).
S: *determined* We
MUST do this. For the sake of ourselves, and the sake of people who
actually read this. Because if we don't... we will start to get nightmares of
him!
C: Thanks to our anonymous reviewer for your ideas. And to answer those
questions and also requests of Nurse Mitsukake... HOTOHORI IS CHEERING FOR
MITSUKAKE! (Just kidding!)
ACT 12
C: *Runs towards Shelley and bus* "Lets just leave them..."
*Gestures towards the twins*
S: "But--my CAR!" *Looks at
P.O.S. and two identical guys making out in the backseat*
C: "See what I
mean? We shouldn't disturb them."
S: "Hell no. I'm going to get him to tow
the car behind them." *Stomps off to talk to the driver*
C:
"Eughhh..." *Glances back towards the car*
S: *Stomps back with
some sort of thick wire and hook attached to the end* "Now all we have to do
is lace this through one of the wheels, am I correct?"
C: "Uh, I guess. Since
there's no where else to put it."
S: *Stomps towards car and strings
through a front tire* *Stands up, sheilds eyes, and stomps back*
"Okay, done!"
C: "Lets just get on the bus now."
C&S: *Make their
way onto the bus and look around*
C: "This place is really crowded...
Ooh! I spot a seat." *Points*
[Suddenly a figure darts past and dives
onto the only free seat]
Suboshi: "I found a seat, aniki!"
C: "Hey!
I found it, dumbass!"
S: "Not fair!"
Amiboshi: "Excuse me."
C&S: *Step aside, gawking at the loss of seating*
Chichiri
(Bus Driver): "Okay, everyone sit down!" *Glances at rear view mirror at
C&S* "That includes you. Just because I agreed to tow your crappy car
doesn't mean you have special priviledges, no da."
C&S: *Look around
at the occupied seats and sit down the floor in failed attempt*
Chichiri:
"You're blocking the aisle, no da. That's a hazard to the safety of the
passengers, no da. I will have to remove you if you can't find a
seat."
C&S: "NOT fair!"
Suboshi: *Snickers*
C: "That was NOT fair..."
S: *Crosses arms across her chest and leans
the chair of the front seat backwards* "Well, at least we can say that we've
been towed once.
C: *Kicks dashboard in frustration* *Glances
through windshield at the back of the bus* *Surprised* "Oh my God...
What is Suboshi doing?"
S: *Frowns in disgust and looks away*
"Looks like he's trying to flash us."
C: "...Showing off what he doesn't
have. Oh wait--he just turned around and mooned us." *Starts smiling
pleasantly*
S: *Darts eyes back* "Well, at least some good came
out of this." *Examines his rear* "...Not bad, I guess. For an asshole...
JOKE!"
C: "That can be taken both ways. But I'll take it one way...
and you'll probably take it the other."
[Meanwhile in the yellow school bus...]
Some Cheerleader: "Is that a guy
in our bus?"
Another Cheerleader: "Is he STRIPPING?"
One More Cheerleader:
"He IS! Hehehe."
Hotohori: *Examines nails and says in a bored
tone* "I'm not interested in fifteen-year-olds."
Horny Cheerleaders:
*Swarm Suboshi*
Amiboshi: *Jumps up and tries to drag Suboshi back
to their seat but is trampled by horny cheerleaders*
Suboshi: *Glances
up still bent over* "Ahhhh!!!"
[Back in the car...]
C&S: *Hear a scream and snicker*
[Back in the bus...]
Chichiri: *Tries to get the attention of the
cheerleaders by honking the horn* "Sit down and close your mouths, no da!
Sit down!"
Horny Cheerleaders: *Scramble to their seats and obediently
obey*
Chichiri: *Suddenly turns his head 180 degrees with his happy
mask on*
Suboshi: *Is speechless in shock*
Chichiri with head
still turned: *Sweetly* "Get out, no da." *Stops the bus and opens the
doors* *Head turns back the opposite way*
Suboshi: *Pulls up
pants and furiously tugs on the zipper*
Chichiri: *Looks in the rear
view mirror at the older twin* "You get out too, no da. One for good measure
and also for not taking care of your baby brother."
Suboshi: "Baby?!"
*Tugs even harder on the zipper in frustration and breaks it right off*
"...Uh.. yeah.." *Scurries off the bus with his brother following
behind*
Chichiri: *Closes door... a little too soon*
Amiboshi:
"Ow!" *Trips and stumbles as the door smacks his rear*
[Everyone on
the bus and in the car and infront of him hears a rip]
Amiboshi: *Checks
behind him and examines his pants* "...Er.. yeah.."
Suboshi: *Examines
too* "Good! You changed out of your ugly boxers!" *Stands up and walks
towards the car being towed*
Amiboshi: *Follows suit, embarassed and
holding his rear*
[In the car...]
C: "Lets lock the doors so they won't be able to come in!"
*Laughs evilly as she does so*
S: *Sees Amiboshi approach her
window and knock softly on it as Suboshi leans up against Cecilia's window,
retrieving a smoke, puffing on it and fidgeting with his zipper*
C:
*Looks at the fingers tapping on the glass and stops laughing*
"Awww...Okay. Lets let him in since he's being cute."
S: *Unlocks a rear
door*
Amiboshi: *Pulls on the handle opening the door with one hand,
the other still placed behind him*
Suboshi: *Looks up, forgetting
about his zipper and somehow slides super-fast over the hood of the car pushing
his brother in and throwing himself inside*
C&S:
*Dumbstruck*
C: "How do you move so fast?"
Suboshi: *Huffs,
puffs, gasps, and coughs trying to catch his breath*
C: "Told ya you
should have quit smoking."
[Car starts moving again]
Amiboshi: *In
tangles, squished in the small space of the backseat* "Uhh... Otouto... Can
you move?"
Suboshi: *Coughs, hacks* "Uh.. no."
Amiboshi: "Well...
neither can I."
S: "Looks like you guys are going to have to --"
C: "Be
yaoi and incestrous!"
Suboshi: *Whips out another cigarette and lights it
ignoring C&S, glancing down at his broken zipper and revealing
undergarments*
C&S: *Glance down as well*
Amiboshi:
*Sighs and moves himself out from under his brother*
[Suddenly the
car's wheels get tangled in the wire and it tilts on one side
momentarily]
C&S: *Grab on to their seatbelts, bracing
themselves*
Amiboshi: *Falls on top of his brother, pants ripping some
more*
C&S: *Glance backwards at the sound as a giant hole rips
into Amiboshi's pants revealing his undergarments as well*
Suboshi:
*Swallows his cigarette in surprise*
Amiboshi: "Otouto!" *Knocks
softly on Suboshi's back*
[Car tips back on to all fours]
Suboshi:
*Hacks up cigarette on impact*
Amiboshi: *Turns halfway around on
Suboshi's lap and hugs him* "Oh it's good that you're not dead...
yet."
C&S: *Sweatdrops as they watch incestrous things happen as two
ripped garments come together*
Suboshi: *Catches breath and notices
C&S staring* "What are you two lookin' at?!?!"
C&S: *Continue
watching silently*
ACT 13
[Bus tires screech and slam into a pole as a tire flies off. The car crashes
into the back of the bus with the remaining momentum bringing a halt to the
incestrous activities]
Chichiri: "Damnit, no da!"
Cheerleaders: *Start
screaming... "My hair!" "My nails!" "My skirt!" "My pom poms!"*
Hotohori:
*Pushes past distressed cheerleaders making his way towards the front of the
bus* "What happened?"
Chichiri: "The pole got in my way, no da."
Hotohori: *Unamused* "Oh." *Looks back at the car that had rammed
into the back of the bus* "And what happened to that?"
[Back the car the windshield cracks and two identical shrill screams are
heard... in the backseat]
S: *Pounds on the car horn in anger* "What
the hell! Aren't air bags supposed to pop out?"
C: *Sees Chichiri and the
cheerleaders getting out of the bus* "Look, something's happening."
S:
*Stops pounding momentarily* "What are they doing? Are they gonna do a
little cheer and pray for the bus to start moving again?"
C: *Hears
Hotohori's voice shouting, "Gimme an "H" ... Gimme an "O" ... Gimme a
"T"...* "Well what do you know. Hotohori's spelling his own name...
by himself."
S: *Nods seeing cheerleaders chattering amongst
themselves*
C: *Rolls down a window and sticks her head out*
"H-O-T... O-H-O-R-I... SPACE! ... X ... SPACE! N-U-R-I-K-O" *Whips out a flag
and waves it around*
Hotohori: *Stops yelling to himself, turns
around, and smiles at Cecilia*
Chichiri: "Well, looks like we're going to
have to push the bus, no da. We're not far from the field, no da."
Suboshi:
*Overhears the busdriver* "Don't tell me I have to get up." *Fake
coughs... bringing on real coughs and hacks*
Amiboshi: *Shakes
head* "Oh my poor brother..."
Hotohori: "Go team! You can do it!"
*Skips over to the car and hops on top of the hood, waving golden pom poms in
the air* "Gimme an H..."
C: "H!"
Hotohori: "Gimme an O..."
C:
"O!"
S: *Avoids looking up the cheerleader's skirt*
Chichiri:
*Orders cheerleaders into positions, handing a huge rope to each*
"Heave--Ho, no da! Heave--Ho, no da!"
Cheerleaders:
*Obey*
Hotohori: "Go Team!" *Throws pom poms in the air and catches
them as he does a flip onto the roof of the car*
S: "Ahh!" *Screams
and clenches eyes together*
C: *Looks with interest*
Twins:
*Continues being incestrous*
Chichiri: *Continues "Heave--Ho, no
da-ing"*
Cheerleaders: *Continue pulling*
[Bus starts moving
slowly, dragging the car behind it. Turtle crawls by along side. Old man catches
up. Hot dog peddler tries to sell hot dogs to the cheerleaders.]
[Meanwhile Mitsukake wheels himself up in a stretcher with a
crowbar]
Mitsukake: *With a burst of energy, throws the crowbar forward
and latches on to the bumper of the blue car Terminator-style*
Residents
of the backseat: *Scream in horror as a man with purple lipstick, missing
teeth, and red high heels is towed by a crowbar laying silently on top of the
stretcher*
Mitsukake: *Raises his head* "Hi kids! Mind if I tag
along?"
Amiboshi and Suboshi: *Look at eachother and start throwing
textbooks and cigarettes out the window at the scary man(?) in
fright*
Mitsukake: *Whips out a medi-kit shielding himself from the
barrage of random objects*
C&S: *Stare ahead with
blank-expressions, listening to Hotohori's cheers drown out the commotion in the
backseat*
Hotohori: *Takes no notice to the visitor behind him as he
is too engrossed in his own cheers*
[5 minutes later...]
Hotohori: "Gimme a... Oh! We're here already? That
was pretty easy!" *Hops off roof of car and towards his fellow
cheerleaders*
S: *Screams as she catches an upskirt glimpse*
C:
*Opens up the door and gets out* "Well, we're late. Let's go find seats
before they're taken." *Glares at Suboshi*
S: *Opens her door and
steps out, running to the entrance*
Twins: *Run out of objects to
chuck at the nurse and quickly scramble out*
Mitsukake: *Lowers
medi-kit, lets go of crowbar, gets off stretcher, dusting his skirt off and
adjusting his cap before darting off tp terrorize the
cheerleaders*
C&S: *Walk through gate entrance hearing a familiar
male cheerleader, "Gimme an S! Gimme a C! Gimme an A! Gimme an R! Gimme a
Y!"*
C: *Walks ahead and points* "Hey, there's a spot!" *Is
shoved aside as a blur runs past, occupying the last spot left*
Blur: "I
found a seat, aniki!"
C: "Bastard!"
Next Episode:
WHAT WAS SUBOSHI'S MOTIVE FOR STEALING SEATS?
WHAT IS HOTOHORI THINKING CHEERING TO HIMSELF?
WHAT OTHER SCARY THINGS IS MITSUKAKE PLANNING TO DO?
That's all. We're busy people and this probably won't be updated for a long time.
