Author's Ramblings:

S: Breaking News!!!
C: We are going to try and REDEEM Nathago--Oops! Nakago!
S: ...By making him cooler!
C: Well as cool as he can get in our story... sorry, it's just so easy to bash him because of his mullet and crossed eyes (see F.Y. artbook pics).
S: *determined* We MUST do this. For the sake of ourselves, and the sake of people who actually read this. Because if we don't... we will start to get nightmares of him!
C: Thanks to our anonymous reviewer for your ideas. And to answer those questions and also requests of Nurse Mitsukake... HOTOHORI IS CHEERING FOR MITSUKAKE! (Just kidding!)


ACT 12

C: *Runs towards Shelley and bus* "Lets just leave them..." *Gestures towards the twins*
S: "But--my CAR!" *Looks at P.O.S. and two identical guys making out in the backseat*
C: "See what I mean? We shouldn't disturb them."
S: "Hell no. I'm going to get him to tow the car behind them." *Stomps off to talk to the driver*
C: "Eughhh..." *Glances back towards the car*
S: *Stomps back with some sort of thick wire and hook attached to the end* "Now all we have to do is lace this through one of the wheels, am I correct?"
C: "Uh, I guess. Since there's no where else to put it."
S: *Stomps towards car and strings through a front tire* *Stands up, sheilds eyes, and stomps back* "Okay, done!"
C: "Lets just get on the bus now."
C&S: *Make their way onto the bus and look around*
C: "This place is really crowded... Ooh! I spot a seat." *Points*
[Suddenly a figure darts past and dives onto the only free seat]
Suboshi: "I found a seat, aniki!"
C: "Hey! I found it, dumbass!"
S: "Not fair!"
Amiboshi: "Excuse me."
C&S: *Step aside, gawking at the loss of seating*
Chichiri (Bus Driver): "Okay, everyone sit down!" *Glances at rear view mirror at C&S* "That includes you. Just because I agreed to tow your crappy car doesn't mean you have special priviledges, no da."
C&S: *Look around at the occupied seats and sit down the floor in failed attempt*
Chichiri: "You're blocking the aisle, no da. That's a hazard to the safety of the passengers, no da. I will have to remove you if you can't find a seat."
C&S: "NOT fair!"
Suboshi: *Snickers*

C: "That was NOT fair..."
S: *Crosses arms across her chest and leans the chair of the front seat backwards* "Well, at least we can say that we've been towed once.
C: *Kicks dashboard in frustration* *Glances through windshield at the back of the bus* *Surprised* "Oh my God... What is Suboshi doing?"
S: *Frowns in disgust and looks away* "Looks like he's trying to flash us."
C: "...Showing off what he doesn't have. Oh wait--he just turned around and mooned us." *Starts smiling pleasantly*
S: *Darts eyes back* "Well, at least some good came out of this." *Examines his rear* "...Not bad, I guess. For an asshole... JOKE!"
C: "That can be taken both ways. But I'll take it one way... and you'll probably take it the other."

[Meanwhile in the yellow school bus...]
Some Cheerleader: "Is that a guy in our bus?"
Another Cheerleader: "Is he STRIPPING?"
One More Cheerleader: "He IS! Hehehe."
Hotohori: *Examines nails and says in a bored tone* "I'm not interested in fifteen-year-olds."
Horny Cheerleaders: *Swarm Suboshi*
Amiboshi: *Jumps up and tries to drag Suboshi back to their seat but is trampled by horny cheerleaders*
Suboshi: *Glances up still bent over* "Ahhhh!!!"

[Back in the car...]
C&S: *Hear a scream and snicker*

[Back in the bus...]
Chichiri: *Tries to get the attention of the cheerleaders by honking the horn* "Sit down and close your mouths, no da! Sit down!"
Horny Cheerleaders: *Scramble to their seats and obediently obey*
Chichiri: *Suddenly turns his head 180 degrees with his happy mask on*
Suboshi: *Is speechless in shock*
Chichiri with head still turned: *Sweetly* "Get out, no da." *Stops the bus and opens the doors* *Head turns back the opposite way*
Suboshi: *Pulls up pants and furiously tugs on the zipper*
Chichiri: *Looks in the rear view mirror at the older twin* "You get out too, no da. One for good measure and also for not taking care of your baby brother."
Suboshi: "Baby?!" *Tugs even harder on the zipper in frustration and breaks it right off* "...Uh.. yeah.." *Scurries off the bus with his brother following behind*
Chichiri: *Closes door... a little too soon*
Amiboshi: "Ow!" *Trips and stumbles as the door smacks his rear*
[Everyone on the bus and in the car and infront of him hears a rip]
Amiboshi: *Checks behind him and examines his pants* "...Er.. yeah.."
Suboshi: *Examines too* "Good! You changed out of your ugly boxers!" *Stands up and walks towards the car being towed*
Amiboshi: *Follows suit, embarassed and holding his rear*

[In the car...]
C: "Lets lock the doors so they won't be able to come in!" *Laughs evilly as she does so*
S: *Sees Amiboshi approach her window and knock softly on it as Suboshi leans up against Cecilia's window, retrieving a smoke, puffing on it and fidgeting with his zipper*
C: *Looks at the fingers tapping on the glass and stops laughing* "Awww...Okay. Lets let him in since he's being cute."
S: *Unlocks a rear door*
Amiboshi: *Pulls on the handle opening the door with one hand, the other still placed behind him*
Suboshi: *Looks up, forgetting about his zipper and somehow slides super-fast over the hood of the car pushing his brother in and throwing himself inside*
C&S: *Dumbstruck*
C: "How do you move so fast?"
Suboshi: *Huffs, puffs, gasps, and coughs trying to catch his breath*
C: "Told ya you should have quit smoking."
[Car starts moving again]
Amiboshi: *In tangles, squished in the small space of the backseat* "Uhh... Otouto... Can you move?"
Suboshi: *Coughs, hacks* "Uh.. no."
Amiboshi: "Well... neither can I."
S: "Looks like you guys are going to have to --"
C: "Be yaoi and incestrous!"
Suboshi: *Whips out another cigarette and lights it ignoring C&S, glancing down at his broken zipper and revealing undergarments*
C&S: *Glance down as well*
Amiboshi: *Sighs and moves himself out from under his brother*
[Suddenly the car's wheels get tangled in the wire and it tilts on one side momentarily]
C&S: *Grab on to their seatbelts, bracing themselves*
Amiboshi: *Falls on top of his brother, pants ripping some more*
C&S: *Glance backwards at the sound as a giant hole rips into Amiboshi's pants revealing his undergarments as well*
Suboshi: *Swallows his cigarette in surprise*
Amiboshi: "Otouto!" *Knocks softly on Suboshi's back*
[Car tips back on to all fours]
Suboshi: *Hacks up cigarette on impact*
Amiboshi: *Turns halfway around on Suboshi's lap and hugs him* "Oh it's good that you're not dead... yet."
C&S: *Sweatdrops as they watch incestrous things happen as two ripped garments come together*
Suboshi: *Catches breath and notices C&S staring* "What are you two lookin' at?!?!"
C&S: *Continue watching silently*


ACT 13

[Bus tires screech and slam into a pole as a tire flies off. The car crashes into the back of the bus with the remaining momentum bringing a halt to the incestrous activities]
Chichiri: "Damnit, no da!"
Cheerleaders: *Start screaming... "My hair!" "My nails!" "My skirt!" "My pom poms!"*
Hotohori: *Pushes past distressed cheerleaders making his way towards the front of the bus* "What happened?"
Chichiri: "The pole got in my way, no da."
Hotohori: *Unamused* "Oh." *Looks back at the car that had rammed into the back of the bus* "And what happened to that?"

[Back the car the windshield cracks and two identical shrill screams are heard... in the backseat]
S: *Pounds on the car horn in anger* "What the hell! Aren't air bags supposed to pop out?"
C: *Sees Chichiri and the cheerleaders getting out of the bus* "Look, something's happening."
S: *Stops pounding momentarily* "What are they doing? Are they gonna do a little cheer and pray for the bus to start moving again?"
C: *Hears Hotohori's voice shouting, "Gimme an "H" ... Gimme an "O" ... Gimme a "T"...* "Well what do you know. Hotohori's spelling his own name... by himself."
S: *Nods seeing cheerleaders chattering amongst themselves*
C: *Rolls down a window and sticks her head out* "H-O-T... O-H-O-R-I... SPACE! ... X ... SPACE! N-U-R-I-K-O" *Whips out a flag and waves it around*
Hotohori: *Stops yelling to himself, turns around, and smiles at Cecilia*
Chichiri: "Well, looks like we're going to have to push the bus, no da. We're not far from the field, no da."
Suboshi: *Overhears the busdriver* "Don't tell me I have to get up." *Fake coughs... bringing on real coughs and hacks*
Amiboshi: *Shakes head* "Oh my poor brother..."
Hotohori: "Go team! You can do it!" *Skips over to the car and hops on top of the hood, waving golden pom poms in the air* "Gimme an H..."
C: "H!"
Hotohori: "Gimme an O..."
C: "O!"
S: *Avoids looking up the cheerleader's skirt*
Chichiri: *Orders cheerleaders into positions, handing a huge rope to each* "Heave--Ho, no da! Heave--Ho, no da!"
Cheerleaders: *Obey*
Hotohori: "Go Team!" *Throws pom poms in the air and catches them as he does a flip onto the roof of the car*
S: "Ahh!" *Screams and clenches eyes together*
C: *Looks with interest*
Twins: *Continues being incestrous*
Chichiri: *Continues "Heave--Ho, no da-ing"*
Cheerleaders: *Continue pulling*
[Bus starts moving slowly, dragging the car behind it. Turtle crawls by along side. Old man catches up. Hot dog peddler tries to sell hot dogs to the cheerleaders.]

[Meanwhile Mitsukake wheels himself up in a stretcher with a crowbar]
Mitsukake: *With a burst of energy, throws the crowbar forward and latches on to the bumper of the blue car Terminator-style*
Residents of the backseat: *Scream in horror as a man with purple lipstick, missing teeth, and red high heels is towed by a crowbar laying silently on top of the stretcher*
Mitsukake: *Raises his head* "Hi kids! Mind if I tag along?"
Amiboshi and Suboshi: *Look at eachother and start throwing textbooks and cigarettes out the window at the scary man(?) in fright*
Mitsukake: *Whips out a medi-kit shielding himself from the barrage of random objects*
C&S: *Stare ahead with blank-expressions, listening to Hotohori's cheers drown out the commotion in the backseat*
Hotohori: *Takes no notice to the visitor behind him as he is too engrossed in his own cheers*

[5 minutes later...]
Hotohori: "Gimme a... Oh! We're here already? That was pretty easy!" *Hops off roof of car and towards his fellow cheerleaders*
S: *Screams as she catches an upskirt glimpse*
C: *Opens up the door and gets out* "Well, we're late. Let's go find seats before they're taken." *Glares at Suboshi*
S: *Opens her door and steps out, running to the entrance*
Twins: *Run out of objects to chuck at the nurse and quickly scramble out*
Mitsukake: *Lowers medi-kit, lets go of crowbar, gets off stretcher, dusting his skirt off and adjusting his cap before darting off tp terrorize the cheerleaders*
C&S: *Walk through gate entrance hearing a familiar male cheerleader, "Gimme an S! Gimme a C! Gimme an A! Gimme an R! Gimme a Y!"*
C: *Walks ahead and points* "Hey, there's a spot!" *Is shoved aside as a blur runs past, occupying the last spot left*
Blur: "I found a seat, aniki!"
C: "Bastard!"



Next Episode:

WHAT WAS SUBOSHI'S MOTIVE FOR STEALING SEATS?

WHAT IS HOTOHORI THINKING CHEERING TO HIMSELF?

WHAT OTHER SCARY THINGS IS MITSUKAKE PLANNING TO DO?

That's all. We're busy people and this probably won't be updated for a long time.