Nynaeve's Rap
Everyone knows
I'm better than you are
I can draw saidar
I can channel Earth, Spirit,
Water, Wind and Fire
But I can resist the desire
I'm better than you are
I can channel saidar
Lan, Lan,
He's my man
But he's a dolt
And it's not my fault
Stupid novice stuff, that bud and flower
I've got the power
They can't make me stop
I say hop and you hop
I can throw you off that cliff over there
Beware!
Lan, Lan, my wonderful Gaidin
But you're no match for saidin
Rand can channel you down
To the ground
And so can I
But I won't try
Cause I'm Aes Sedai
And I'm trying not to let you die
Valan Luca, he had great legs
But he thought he had me pegged
Oh, Light, that man
I couldn't stand
He is nothing like Lan
So I left and on that day
He gave me a bouquet
And I threw it down and left it to decay
Before joining the fray
That Birgitte
So golden-haired and sweet
NOT
You can rot
You and your bow
I know
You've got nowhere else to go
And Elayne's your Warder?
She should hit you harder
Light
I'M right
Not you
You're nothing but a stinky-poo
Egwene
You're insane
You're still a kid
And look what you did
To the Sitters and Romanda and Lelaine
And Elayne
You've got no brain
With your nose in the air
It's not fair
You're so much prettier than me
It shouldn't be
Rand, Perrin, Mat
sniff and double sniff to that
the Band
of the Red Hand?
I don't understand
You're such a freak
Don't bother to speak
You curse and curse and won't shut up
Blood and bloody ashes, mother's milk in a cup
Rand, Mat, Perrin
Light, how can they be ta'veren?
the Pattern's made a mistake
gimme a break
Everyone knows
I'm better than you are
I can draw saidar
I can channel Earth, Spirit,
Water, Wind and Fire
But I can resist the desire
I'm better than you are
I can channel saidar
Lan, Lan,
He's my man
But he's a dolt
And it's not my fault
Stupid novice stuff, that bud and flower
I've got the power
They can't make me stop
I say hop and you hop
I can throw you off that cliff over there
Beware!
Lan, Lan, my wonderful Gaidin
But you're no match for saidin
Rand can channel you down
To the ground
And so can I
But I won't try
Cause I'm Aes Sedai
And I'm trying not to let you die
Valan Luca, he had great legs
But he thought he had me pegged
Oh, Light, that man
I couldn't stand
He is nothing like Lan
So I left and on that day
He gave me a bouquet
And I threw it down and left it to decay
Before joining the fray
That Birgitte
So golden-haired and sweet
NOT
You can rot
You and your bow
I know
You've got nowhere else to go
And Elayne's your Warder?
She should hit you harder
Light
I'M right
Not you
You're nothing but a stinky-poo
Egwene
You're insane
You're still a kid
And look what you did
To the Sitters and Romanda and Lelaine
And Elayne
You've got no brain
With your nose in the air
It's not fair
You're so much prettier than me
It shouldn't be
Rand, Perrin, Mat
sniff and double sniff to that
the Band
of the Red Hand?
I don't understand
You're such a freak
Don't bother to speak
You curse and curse and won't shut up
Blood and bloody ashes, mother's milk in a cup
Rand, Mat, Perrin
Light, how can they be ta'veren?
the Pattern's made a mistake
gimme a break
