Authors Note: Hullo. I was extremely sugar high when I wrote this so it's really weird. YES!! LET THE PIDGEONS ATTACK!! AWAY!! WHOO!! Alright read it. And I don't own x-men or anything related if I did, I'd make Professor X wear a cheer leading outfit and fly down the hallways shouting "WEE!!!!!!!! FUN!!!" MWAAHAAAHAAA! Alright, read the darn story. Oh, and I don't own the song in the beginning either. That song is called "Breathe" by Blu Cantrell ft. Sean Paul. Like I was saying...READ THAT STORY!
'You say you love, say you love me, but you're never there for me, yeah, mmm...hmm...You'll be cryin', slowly dyin' when I decide to leave, oh, oh...All we do is make up, then break up. Why don't we wake up and see... when love hurts, it won't work. Maybe we need some time alone, we need to let it breathe.'
Kitty knew this song, she usually liked it, but today was not her day. It reminded her too much of Lance... She flicked the radio's 'off' button and rolled out of bed. The bed on the other side of the room was still empty and untouched. Rogue was still not back from getting chased by Remy.
"What is taking so long?" Kitty wondered nervously.
Looking up at her clock to check the time, she thought "Wow! 9:56 AM...Lucky it's Saturday...What's taking Rogue...? And where's Kurt...I need to-"
BAMF! Kitty jumped back, alarmed, banging her back against the side of her bed. Kurt was standing infront of her prancing from one foot from the other. His idea of what he called 'dancing' was a little scary...
"You just got a letter again, You just got a letter again." Kurt sang, continue his little 'dance'.
"Who's it from?" Kitty demanded, getting up and rubbing her sore back.
"Rogue!" Kurt answered, continuing his prancing.
"MINE!" Kitty screeched, completely forgetting about her sore back and what she needed Kurt for, as she yanked it from his hands.
Spending no time ripping open the envelope. Fumbling with her fingers to unfold the letter, she cleared her throat and read out loud "Kitty,
Remy explained everthing to me. I'm real sorry about what happened. I'm not coming to the Institute yet. I just feel a little guilty so I'm staying at Remy's for a while...
-Rogue... OH MY GOSH!! SHE'S STAYING WITH REMY?!? WE GOTTA SAVE HER!! KURT! BAMF ME THERE!"
"Kitty, your in your pajam-" Kurt started.
"I DON'T CARE!!! BAMF ME TO THE APARTMENT!" Kitty screamed grabbing onto Kurt's shoulders and shaking him back and forth rapidly.
"Alright! Calm down!" Kurt pleaded and with another BAMF, they arrived infront of Remy's apartment door.
It was really rusty, but what did she expect? It was a Magneto worker's home. Of course it was going to be like a pig pen. Kitty grabbed Kurt's tail and started to wipe the door with it.
"What are you doing?" Kurt demanded, trying to free his tail from Kitty's grasp.
"Hey! I just got a French manicure and I am NOT going to chip my nails by knocking the door!" Kitty protested, scraping some peeling paint off of the door.
"Just phase through!" Kurt suggested simply, yanking his tail back.
"Oh please, and forget my manners? Who do you think I am?" Kitty rolled her eyes.
Kitty lifted her fist, about to knock on the now 'clean' door but Kurt stopped her.
"What if they're doing 'it'?" Kurt asked, his bright, yellow eyes wide with horror.
"Kurt, for a guy who goes on a date with Amanda and does nothing but talk about school, you sure have a wild imagination." Kitty commented disgustedly.
Forgetting about her manners, and only knowing to get away from Kurt, she phased through the door and scanned the area. Nothing but a couch of torn, old leather, a rusty coat hanger, and doors to other rooms with peeling paint.
"ROGUE!!" Kitty called out, stepping over a dead cockroach.
No answer.
"Rogue, it's Kitty!" Kitty called out again.
The room she was in was silenced. She rushed through a door and ran into a tiny room full of clothes. Mostly trench coats with pocket full of cards, of course.
"Stupid closet! And I thought Remy had a good sense of fashion..." Kitty muttered as she phased out the closet door door.
"If I was Rogue...where would I be...?" Kitty thought to herself "Ohh! Wait...I don't know..."
Frantically, checking the bathroom, the closet, the kitchen, only 1 room was left. Remy's room.
((Livi: -plays dramatic scary music- Fear, you unworthy mortals!
Gambit: -thwacks- Shut up. Remy's room isn't scary.
Livi: How do you explain the cockroach? And if you thwack me once more and you're grounded! You'll be out of this story for good and I'll make Rogue fall in love with Toad
Rogue: -thwacks- You do, you die.
Kitty: What's the big deal? I was about to go inside Remy's room.
Livi: Fine! Back to the story!!))
Kitty phased through Remy's room and shouted desperatly, "Rogue!! Rogue?"
Rogue was lying on the ground, head rested in her gloved hands, staring unamused at T.V screen which had been set to Comedy Central. Rogue looked up at Kitty disgustedly and commanded, "Wha'?"
"Rogue! What about Remy? Where is he?" Kitty asked, looking around his room. Pretty clean compared to the others.
"Oh, so ya can just be all ova' his arm again?" Rogue spat out, not making eye contact with her, but Kitty still sensed an ocean of hatred coming from her.
"Didn't you send me a sorry note?" Kitty asked, waving the letter she recieved earlier in the air.
"Pfft, ya righ'...do ya really think dat Ah would give away mah location to a backstabba?" Rogue scoffed, still staring at the T.V screen.
"Well if you don't wanna be saved by your BEST FRIEND, then that is FINE with me!" Kitty shouted, irritated.
"Fine!"
"Fine!"
"FINE!"
"FIIINNNEEE!!!"
"FIIIIIIIINNNNNEEEEE!!!!"
"AHHH!! SHUT UP!!" Kurt hollared after he 'bamfed' into the room.
Kitty and Rogue looked at him with a puzzled look and blinked.
"If you want to be mad at someone, go yell at someone, yell at Jean!" Kurt suggested.
"Why?" Kitty asked raising her eyebrow.
"She took the last cookie the other day," Kurt sniffled.
"Oh wait, I remember what I needed you for, Kurt..." Kitty mischeiviously smiled.
"You needed me? Sorry, I'm going out with Amanda," Kurt apologized.
"Whoa, Kitty. Ya need t' steal TWO boys? An' Ah thought you were honest to your first boyfrien' Remy." Rogue muttered starcastically, making eye contact with Kitty for the first time.
"That's not I what I need him for...THIS is wanna I need him for..." Kitty lowered her voice into a whisper and started to continue her 'plot'....
((Rogue: What? Ah didn' get t' hear?
Livi: Yeah, you were watching Comedy Central...
Rogue: Oh yeah...Adam Sandler was in it!!
Livi: I LOVE Adam Sandler!
Kitty: Did you guys see the one with Jackie Chan in it?
Rogue: Yeah! Tha' was so funny! -laughs-
Remy: Did you see the one with Britney Spears in it?
-Livi, Rogue, and Kitty all tackle him-
Remy: AHH!!! O___O;;
Livi: -ties him to a chair and feeds him to a poodle- Alright...-narrator's voice- What is Kitty planning? Does she really like Kurt?
Kitty: Eww! Are you kidding.
Rogue: Shut up!
Livi: -cough- Ahem, find out next time in chapter 6!! -plays dramatic background music-))
'You say you love, say you love me, but you're never there for me, yeah, mmm...hmm...You'll be cryin', slowly dyin' when I decide to leave, oh, oh...All we do is make up, then break up. Why don't we wake up and see... when love hurts, it won't work. Maybe we need some time alone, we need to let it breathe.'
Kitty knew this song, she usually liked it, but today was not her day. It reminded her too much of Lance... She flicked the radio's 'off' button and rolled out of bed. The bed on the other side of the room was still empty and untouched. Rogue was still not back from getting chased by Remy.
"What is taking so long?" Kitty wondered nervously.
Looking up at her clock to check the time, she thought "Wow! 9:56 AM...Lucky it's Saturday...What's taking Rogue...? And where's Kurt...I need to-"
BAMF! Kitty jumped back, alarmed, banging her back against the side of her bed. Kurt was standing infront of her prancing from one foot from the other. His idea of what he called 'dancing' was a little scary...
"You just got a letter again, You just got a letter again." Kurt sang, continue his little 'dance'.
"Who's it from?" Kitty demanded, getting up and rubbing her sore back.
"Rogue!" Kurt answered, continuing his prancing.
"MINE!" Kitty screeched, completely forgetting about her sore back and what she needed Kurt for, as she yanked it from his hands.
Spending no time ripping open the envelope. Fumbling with her fingers to unfold the letter, she cleared her throat and read out loud "Kitty,
Remy explained everthing to me. I'm real sorry about what happened. I'm not coming to the Institute yet. I just feel a little guilty so I'm staying at Remy's for a while...
-Rogue... OH MY GOSH!! SHE'S STAYING WITH REMY?!? WE GOTTA SAVE HER!! KURT! BAMF ME THERE!"
"Kitty, your in your pajam-" Kurt started.
"I DON'T CARE!!! BAMF ME TO THE APARTMENT!" Kitty screamed grabbing onto Kurt's shoulders and shaking him back and forth rapidly.
"Alright! Calm down!" Kurt pleaded and with another BAMF, they arrived infront of Remy's apartment door.
It was really rusty, but what did she expect? It was a Magneto worker's home. Of course it was going to be like a pig pen. Kitty grabbed Kurt's tail and started to wipe the door with it.
"What are you doing?" Kurt demanded, trying to free his tail from Kitty's grasp.
"Hey! I just got a French manicure and I am NOT going to chip my nails by knocking the door!" Kitty protested, scraping some peeling paint off of the door.
"Just phase through!" Kurt suggested simply, yanking his tail back.
"Oh please, and forget my manners? Who do you think I am?" Kitty rolled her eyes.
Kitty lifted her fist, about to knock on the now 'clean' door but Kurt stopped her.
"What if they're doing 'it'?" Kurt asked, his bright, yellow eyes wide with horror.
"Kurt, for a guy who goes on a date with Amanda and does nothing but talk about school, you sure have a wild imagination." Kitty commented disgustedly.
Forgetting about her manners, and only knowing to get away from Kurt, she phased through the door and scanned the area. Nothing but a couch of torn, old leather, a rusty coat hanger, and doors to other rooms with peeling paint.
"ROGUE!!" Kitty called out, stepping over a dead cockroach.
No answer.
"Rogue, it's Kitty!" Kitty called out again.
The room she was in was silenced. She rushed through a door and ran into a tiny room full of clothes. Mostly trench coats with pocket full of cards, of course.
"Stupid closet! And I thought Remy had a good sense of fashion..." Kitty muttered as she phased out the closet door door.
"If I was Rogue...where would I be...?" Kitty thought to herself "Ohh! Wait...I don't know..."
Frantically, checking the bathroom, the closet, the kitchen, only 1 room was left. Remy's room.
((Livi: -plays dramatic scary music- Fear, you unworthy mortals!
Gambit: -thwacks- Shut up. Remy's room isn't scary.
Livi: How do you explain the cockroach? And if you thwack me once more and you're grounded! You'll be out of this story for good and I'll make Rogue fall in love with Toad
Rogue: -thwacks- You do, you die.
Kitty: What's the big deal? I was about to go inside Remy's room.
Livi: Fine! Back to the story!!))
Kitty phased through Remy's room and shouted desperatly, "Rogue!! Rogue?"
Rogue was lying on the ground, head rested in her gloved hands, staring unamused at T.V screen which had been set to Comedy Central. Rogue looked up at Kitty disgustedly and commanded, "Wha'?"
"Rogue! What about Remy? Where is he?" Kitty asked, looking around his room. Pretty clean compared to the others.
"Oh, so ya can just be all ova' his arm again?" Rogue spat out, not making eye contact with her, but Kitty still sensed an ocean of hatred coming from her.
"Didn't you send me a sorry note?" Kitty asked, waving the letter she recieved earlier in the air.
"Pfft, ya righ'...do ya really think dat Ah would give away mah location to a backstabba?" Rogue scoffed, still staring at the T.V screen.
"Well if you don't wanna be saved by your BEST FRIEND, then that is FINE with me!" Kitty shouted, irritated.
"Fine!"
"Fine!"
"FINE!"
"FIIINNNEEE!!!"
"FIIIIIIIINNNNNEEEEE!!!!"
"AHHH!! SHUT UP!!" Kurt hollared after he 'bamfed' into the room.
Kitty and Rogue looked at him with a puzzled look and blinked.
"If you want to be mad at someone, go yell at someone, yell at Jean!" Kurt suggested.
"Why?" Kitty asked raising her eyebrow.
"She took the last cookie the other day," Kurt sniffled.
"Oh wait, I remember what I needed you for, Kurt..." Kitty mischeiviously smiled.
"You needed me? Sorry, I'm going out with Amanda," Kurt apologized.
"Whoa, Kitty. Ya need t' steal TWO boys? An' Ah thought you were honest to your first boyfrien' Remy." Rogue muttered starcastically, making eye contact with Kitty for the first time.
"That's not I what I need him for...THIS is wanna I need him for..." Kitty lowered her voice into a whisper and started to continue her 'plot'....
((Rogue: What? Ah didn' get t' hear?
Livi: Yeah, you were watching Comedy Central...
Rogue: Oh yeah...Adam Sandler was in it!!
Livi: I LOVE Adam Sandler!
Kitty: Did you guys see the one with Jackie Chan in it?
Rogue: Yeah! Tha' was so funny! -laughs-
Remy: Did you see the one with Britney Spears in it?
-Livi, Rogue, and Kitty all tackle him-
Remy: AHH!!! O___O;;
Livi: -ties him to a chair and feeds him to a poodle- Alright...-narrator's voice- What is Kitty planning? Does she really like Kurt?
Kitty: Eww! Are you kidding.
Rogue: Shut up!
Livi: -cough- Ahem, find out next time in chapter 6!! -plays dramatic background music-))
