Stewy The Family Assassin
Disclaimer: I do not own the characters in this story they belong to Family Guy the TV show
Earlier that day Lowes had made Stewy very angry by taking his weapons of mass destruction and putting them on a shelf that is one metre off the ground
Stewie: I will kill that women *grins evily*
Steie: *runs out of his room with a big axe and then approaches the stairs but slips on one of Chiris's socks and rolls down the stairs* Damnit Chris you fool you will be next
Lois: Stewy don't be planning assassinations now *continues washing dishes*
Stewie: Oh don't worry women *runs to the basement, trips and rolls down this set of stairs also* F*** damn these F***ING stairs DAM them to HELL *walks to the breaker, stands on his baby stool and kills all the power to the house* Haha now we will see who lives the longest *puts night vision goggles on and then walks near the stairs to go up up but ends up rolling up the stairs*
Peter: Hey what happened to the TV I was watching A Cop And His Cuffs *begins sobbing* Poor Danny the cuffs got him
Stewie: Is my whole damn house mad? *runs up the stairs to his room, puts his axe away and pulls out a sniper*
Lois: Peter will you go trip the breaker?
Peter: You mean I have to walk all the way downstairs?
Lois: Fine I will get it..... *begins waking towards the basement*
Stewie: *Sets up so that when Lowes begins walking down the stairs he will shoot her* Finally you will die women
Lois: *walks right into stewys trap* Its hard to see where the stairs are
Stewie: *pulls the trigger and watches Lowes fall to the ground* What have I done!? *runs to the basement stairs, trips down them, turns the breaker back on and then heads up the stairs and looks at Lowes's lifeless body*
Chris: Dad why is mom just lying their with juice coming out of her head *begins to lick what he calls juice* This is funny juice Dad
Peter: Oh my God you killed Lowes you BASTARD
Stewie: Who is the bastard?
Peter: *points to Stewy* What is wrong with you!?
Stewie:*pulls out his sniper and shoots Peter and Chris* Ah HA just Brian and Meg but their out at the movies I shall wait for their return
Review: chapter one for me :) tell me how I did on my first chapter of my first fanfic TY peace out yo chapter 2 soon will come when i get a few reviews
Disclaimer: I do not own the characters in this story they belong to Family Guy the TV show
Earlier that day Lowes had made Stewy very angry by taking his weapons of mass destruction and putting them on a shelf that is one metre off the ground
Stewie: I will kill that women *grins evily*
Steie: *runs out of his room with a big axe and then approaches the stairs but slips on one of Chiris's socks and rolls down the stairs* Damnit Chris you fool you will be next
Lois: Stewy don't be planning assassinations now *continues washing dishes*
Stewie: Oh don't worry women *runs to the basement, trips and rolls down this set of stairs also* F*** damn these F***ING stairs DAM them to HELL *walks to the breaker, stands on his baby stool and kills all the power to the house* Haha now we will see who lives the longest *puts night vision goggles on and then walks near the stairs to go up up but ends up rolling up the stairs*
Peter: Hey what happened to the TV I was watching A Cop And His Cuffs *begins sobbing* Poor Danny the cuffs got him
Stewie: Is my whole damn house mad? *runs up the stairs to his room, puts his axe away and pulls out a sniper*
Lois: Peter will you go trip the breaker?
Peter: You mean I have to walk all the way downstairs?
Lois: Fine I will get it..... *begins waking towards the basement*
Stewie: *Sets up so that when Lowes begins walking down the stairs he will shoot her* Finally you will die women
Lois: *walks right into stewys trap* Its hard to see where the stairs are
Stewie: *pulls the trigger and watches Lowes fall to the ground* What have I done!? *runs to the basement stairs, trips down them, turns the breaker back on and then heads up the stairs and looks at Lowes's lifeless body*
Chris: Dad why is mom just lying their with juice coming out of her head *begins to lick what he calls juice* This is funny juice Dad
Peter: Oh my God you killed Lowes you BASTARD
Stewie: Who is the bastard?
Peter: *points to Stewy* What is wrong with you!?
Stewie:*pulls out his sniper and shoots Peter and Chris* Ah HA just Brian and Meg but their out at the movies I shall wait for their return
Review: chapter one for me :) tell me how I did on my first chapter of my first fanfic TY peace out yo chapter 2 soon will come when i get a few reviews
