iu A NEW LOVE/i/u

"OOOOO! EIN!! STOP! That tickles!"

Chomp!

"AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!"

It was a scream that shook the whole Bebop as well as the Neptune Planet Hospital Emergency room. "Hey Jet... Don't worry." Spike assured while stifling his laughter, "Now your arm isn't your only metal part anymore." Jet glared at the skinny afro bitch. "Shut the hell up Spike! Damn! It's cold!!!

As they arrived at the Bebop they were greeted by Faye. "So Jet... Did they 'Fix' you?" He growled and pushed past the girl in search of Ein. "EIN! WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU?" The small dog trotted up to the big man with a remorseful look in his beady eyes. "Ein.... I want you to know... THAT IT'S OVER!!!" Ein whimpered and looked questioningly up at him. "WHY? I'LL TELL YOU WHY! I HAVE NO DICK! It's metal now thanks to you!! I have to run funny just to keep my legs warm!! AAGGHHHRRRR!! Thanks a lot bitch!!"

iI'm not a bitch.../i The male dog thought as he watched his only love storm off to the greenhouse room.

* * * "At least you understand me Bonny.." Jet said quietly as he trimmed off the branches if his favorite bonsai tree. "WOW! It looks like your healing nicely after I accidentally clipped your twig- er branch off! I guess we've both suffered losses huh? well at least your twig grew back.. The only thing mine can grow is rust.."

He stared at the small tree for a moment longer then smirked evily as he picked up the plant. "C'mon Bonny let's go get you some water."

And with that he carried the tree off to do horrible unkown things.