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"BONNY!!! NNNNOOOO!!!"
Jet fell to his knees cyings as he walked in to find his only true love...... DEAD. "How could this happen?! Was i too rough on you sweetie?! Maybe I Shou-" His thoughts were interrupted by the yellow liquid that surrounded the tree..
Someone had pissed on Bonny...
"Spike! Faye! Ed!" Jet hollered getting angrier by the minute. The trio rushed in to find an angry Jet and a dead tree. Faye spoke first,
"OH MY GOSH JET!!! WHAT HAPPENED!" "I'LL TELL YOU WHAT HAPPENED! ONE OF YOU PISSED ON MY PRECIOUS BONNY!"
Silence..
"WELL.. WAS IT YOU FAYE?! C'MON IT WAS YOU WASN'T IT?! JUST TIRED OF SHARIN THE BATHROOM WITH A BUNCH OF GUYS SO YOU JUST LET IT ALL OUT ON BONNY!! DIDN'T YOU?! DIDN'T YOU?!"
"Um no Jet.. I don't think I would piss on your tree.."
"WELL ED!! WAS IT YOU?! LEMME GUESS! YOU FORGOT WHERE THE BATHROOM WAS AGAIN SO YOU FOUND THE NEXT BEST THING!"
"No Jet person! Edward know where potty is!"
Jet turned icily to the only human left that could preform the horrible crime.
"SPIKE!!! OUT OF ALL THE PEOPLE I THOUGHT I COULD TRUST! I CAN'T BELIVE YOU! YOU THINK THAT JUST BECAUSE YOU ARE THE ONLY ONE WITH A DICK DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN SHOW OFF BY PISSONG ON MY BEAUTIFUL BONSAI TREE!!"
"No Jet! I swear it wasn't me!"
"LIAR!! YOU JUST HAD TO BE SO GUNHO ENOUGH TO PISS ON MY BONNY!! WHY SPIKE?! WHY?!"
"Jet I didn't piss on your shitty bonsai tree."
Jet's eyes widened as he realized who the perpetratior must be. "EIN..." He stormed out of the room waddling to Ein's dog bed, he grabeed the dog and began to shake him.
"YOU KILLED MY PRECIOUS BONNY!!!!"
Ein gave Jet a look like iSo what if I did?/i "So what?! So what?! All I wanna know is why Ein? WHY?! Were you jealous?! Is that it?! You just couldn't handle the fact that I had found someone else before you did?!"
Ein nodded and whimpered.
"Oh Ein!!! I see now!! It was an accident wasn't it?! You really didn't mean to bite it off did you?!"
Ein shook his head and gave Jet a warm lick on the cheek.
"OH EIN!!! How could I ever leave you?!"
So after the happy couple 'made up' they went back to Jet's room to once again do terrible, Horrible unkown things.... The End
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"BONNY!!! NNNNOOOO!!!"
Jet fell to his knees cyings as he walked in to find his only true love...... DEAD. "How could this happen?! Was i too rough on you sweetie?! Maybe I Shou-" His thoughts were interrupted by the yellow liquid that surrounded the tree..
Someone had pissed on Bonny...
"Spike! Faye! Ed!" Jet hollered getting angrier by the minute. The trio rushed in to find an angry Jet and a dead tree. Faye spoke first,
"OH MY GOSH JET!!! WHAT HAPPENED!" "I'LL TELL YOU WHAT HAPPENED! ONE OF YOU PISSED ON MY PRECIOUS BONNY!"
Silence..
"WELL.. WAS IT YOU FAYE?! C'MON IT WAS YOU WASN'T IT?! JUST TIRED OF SHARIN THE BATHROOM WITH A BUNCH OF GUYS SO YOU JUST LET IT ALL OUT ON BONNY!! DIDN'T YOU?! DIDN'T YOU?!"
"Um no Jet.. I don't think I would piss on your tree.."
"WELL ED!! WAS IT YOU?! LEMME GUESS! YOU FORGOT WHERE THE BATHROOM WAS AGAIN SO YOU FOUND THE NEXT BEST THING!"
"No Jet person! Edward know where potty is!"
Jet turned icily to the only human left that could preform the horrible crime.
"SPIKE!!! OUT OF ALL THE PEOPLE I THOUGHT I COULD TRUST! I CAN'T BELIVE YOU! YOU THINK THAT JUST BECAUSE YOU ARE THE ONLY ONE WITH A DICK DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN SHOW OFF BY PISSONG ON MY BEAUTIFUL BONSAI TREE!!"
"No Jet! I swear it wasn't me!"
"LIAR!! YOU JUST HAD TO BE SO GUNHO ENOUGH TO PISS ON MY BONNY!! WHY SPIKE?! WHY?!"
"Jet I didn't piss on your shitty bonsai tree."
Jet's eyes widened as he realized who the perpetratior must be. "EIN..." He stormed out of the room waddling to Ein's dog bed, he grabeed the dog and began to shake him.
"YOU KILLED MY PRECIOUS BONNY!!!!"
Ein gave Jet a look like iSo what if I did?/i "So what?! So what?! All I wanna know is why Ein? WHY?! Were you jealous?! Is that it?! You just couldn't handle the fact that I had found someone else before you did?!"
Ein nodded and whimpered.
"Oh Ein!!! I see now!! It was an accident wasn't it?! You really didn't mean to bite it off did you?!"
Ein shook his head and gave Jet a warm lick on the cheek.
"OH EIN!!! How could I ever leave you?!"
So after the happy couple 'made up' they went back to Jet's room to once again do terrible, Horrible unkown things.... The End
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