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Hello Kids! It's Time For...
Uncle Lance's Happy Club House!!! Yay!
Day 1
Lance Alvers walks on stage dressed in a red plaid tuxedo. The kids in the audience cheer thier little throats dry, and the adults holding them pull thier heads away to avoid the screeching from destroying their ear drums. Uncle Lance does a goofy dance around the stage.

Lance:Hey, Kids!!! Are you ready to have a fun- dum diddily time?

Kids:Yeah!!!

Lance:Okee Dokee, Let's play!!!

Uncle Lance has a great- Umm...'Fum-dum diddily'-time with the kids.

Day 27

Again, The Goofy music plays as the kid's cheer for Uncle Lance. The music stops and for a while nothing happens. Then finnaly, Lance staggers onto the stage, half awake and holding an ice pak to his head.

Lance:Hey Kids. Last night, Uncle Lance stayed up drinking and partying with friends. So were gonna practice bieng real quiet because Uncle Lance has a hang over...

For a long while the stadium was very qiuet as Lance sat in a chair moaning over a headache.

Kid in audience:I Have to go potty...

Lance Walked over to the kid and leaned over him.

Lance:Hello. Didn't Uncle Lance say to be quiet?

Kid:Yes...

Lance:Then, Why aren't you shutting up?

Kid:Cuz I have ta pee...

The kid started to do the pee dance.

Lance:You're still in training pants. Figure it out!!!

The kid started to cry. Lance gave him a wild, psychotic look.

Lance:Shut UP!!!!

Lance walked away.

Day 37
Uncle Lance walked on to the stage, Did a half-assed version of the goofy dance. The kids would cheer, but ever since the whole hangover thing, they fell silent immediatly.

Lance:Very Good. Now today, wer'e going to learn how to build a bomb shelter.

A kid raised his hand.

Kid: Why?

Lance: Because, in the 'accidental' occasion that I might get sick of you and bomb you're asses you will unfortunatly live.

The kid sat down.

Lance:Now, before we learn how to build a bomb shelter, our good friend Mr.Toad has built us an example shelter.

Lance walked over to the side of the stage to where Toad was sitting next to a cardboard dome.

Lance:This is an example of a-

Lance scowled at Toad.

Toad:What?

Lance: It says 'Bob Shelter'.

Toad:So, I can't spell.

Lance:Wer'e not running from a guy named 'Bob', Toad.

Toad:So, maybe you're just jealous of my wonderful Shelter!

Toad stuck his tongue out at lance.

Lance:Uh oh, Kids! Looks like little Toad better hope his shelter is as good as he says because I'm going to kill him!

Lance smiled.

Toad:Uh oh.

Toad ran into the shelter as lance went after him.

The End~! *************************** Well, whatcha think? REVIEWS!!!!!!!!!!!